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Hobo: Welcome readers to another one of Hobo's Interviews, this week we have with us: Agent 47 of Hitman fame... Oh god where is he? 47! Get off Snake! Go on! Put that Fibre Wire away!

47: We're only playing arn't we Snake?

Snake: He said he'd hurt me if I didn't give him my lunch money!

47: That's it Snitch, you're dead....

Hobo: Jesus Christ, can't you behave properly like Master Chief? Oh dear God....

MC:Indian Burn!

Snake: OW! OW! OWWWWW! Stop it Chief, or I'll tell Cortana!

MC: You wouldn't dare!

Hobo: MC! stop bullying Snake because of his mullet, and Snake, nobody likes a telltale....

47: *knocks out MC and steals his armor* Bwahahaha! The fools will never suspect that I'm actually 47!

Hobo: Errrm 47, you've got the loudspeaker on...

47: Shit....

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