It was a cold harsh Columbiana winter, young rufians Ethan Moody and Jeremy Horton where enjoying a hardy game of Magic the Gathering when a certain card caught there eyes....ok, this story sucks....umm, once upon a time there was a ninja, and he told 4 young men to go out on a journey, a journey so that they could find there true selves. The young men where unsure of this shady ninjas motives, but they had nothing better to do (when you live in alabama a stroll thru the woods is prettty dern entertainin'....)ok....anywayz, the boyz (note the z at the end of boys and anyways, that makes me cool....rite?) set out on a journey unlike any they had never sat out on before. Along the journey the young men picked up clues leading them down a road of many dangers, they arived at the lair of the evil pirates of ninnygoat. "Arrrr!!!!" the captain pirate screamed with all his might. " I shall eat thee with my brunch!!!" But lightning struck Ethan making him don his NINJA GARMENTS!!!! (Dramatic lighting and reverb on all words) Along with these garments was a '65 Fender stratocaster, and all the skills he needed to let out a GIGANTIC wail and made the evil captain pirate fall to his knees and weep like a dining table under the weight of Oprah's carry out. But the evil pirate minions soon surounded the boys. Ninja Ethan Wailed on his guitar the "SONG OF STORMS" (ya know, the one from zelda that makes it rain and stuff.) and lighting and hurricanes brought forth the majestic "GODS OF PUNK ROCK!!!!" and they granted each boy an instrument, and they all wailed, harder than they ever wailed before! The pirates where DEVASTATED by the pure awesomeness of this band and slowly and painfully transformed into rather DOCILE garden knomes.....THE END!!!..or is it?.