Long ago in the land of Keyarijijan,
The forces of Good and Evil clashed:
Evil, was repesended by a kick-ass totally
sweet demon guy named Frank, he was all
Craven and had ram horns and a bucnch of other
totally awesome demon gear. Good was
represended by a super hot female angel-type
chick. So like, when they started fighting
Frank was all like getting his ass handed to him,
until he said "Wait, you havent seen my deadliest weapon!"
so then he pulled out his totally sweet
Evil looking guitar and started wailing.
The wail was the greatest wail ever to happen
in the universe anywhere ever. So then, the
supremely hot angel-chick pulled out this
weak ass harp and started playing stairway
to heaven, and compared to the wicked awesome guitar
wail it was superfluous and she was brought down
in a big totally gergarious explosion.
Then, looking at her on the ground Frank's
heart grew 3 sizes and he decided to nurture
her back to health because she was a hot babe.
a week later Frank and the super-hot angel chick
were lieing in a grove of daisys and she thanked
him for his kindness, and rewarded him with
a few house of soft porking.
and i was conceived.

in your sleep.

Beliefs allow a mind to stop functioning. when a mind
is not functioning it is dead.
Believe in nothing.






if you care about the truth, and you care about the lives of the innocent, then you need to see this.