Greetings sports fans, and alternate lifestyle friends, this website is dedicated
to the big steaming piece of genius that is Larold J. Jay. Larold Jay has been coaching
in the BFL for about 13 years now, coincidentally he has been a recovering alcoholic for
about 13 weeks. Larold Jay first joined the sacred ranks of athletic-teaching under the
tutelige of the legendary Craig T. Nelson
on the set of the critically acclaimed program Coach. Larold was the assistant
dime linebackers coach and from those humble beginnings his career has skyrocketed.
If one takes the time to find parallels between Coach Jay and many other great coaches
the likes of including Dave Campo, Donny Miles, or the late Bum Phillips, that parallel
would have to be the respect of his peers. When reached at the Sisters Mary and Grace
Institute for Invalids and Washed Up Coaches the lovable and sometimes brilliant
Michael Dobber
Dybinski explained it most eloquently, "who the hell is Larold Jay, is he the
scrawny bastard that used to get liquored up steal all the jock straps? Hayden isn't gonna
be happy about this." Indeed he isn't Dobber, nor will history for that matter.
If you love sub-par seasons and inept play-calling, then you'll be underwhelmed by the
precious collection of accolades and memories that can be found here, including but not
limited to a record 12* certificates of participation from Coach Jay's years in the BFL.
Enjoy.
*The BFL claims to have no offical records of a Larold J. Jay ever having coached amongst
it's ranks, however Larold does indeed have 12 certificates of coaching, the 13th he claims
was at one time in his possession but was subsequently lost in a battle of paper-rocks-
scissors with the famed double amputee, Stubs McShodderson.