"If you kids could shut your shit-holes for one second you might stop
taking such a big dump out there on that god-damned football field! You look
like a bunch of god-damned faggots! Holy shit where's the scotch."
An excerpt from the immortal shit and scotch speech, stirring words which
became the rally cry behind one of the most exciting comebacks in the old ball coach's
career.
The Northtown Shopping
Mall Pee-Wee Raiders overcame a 66 point halftime deficit but eventually fell short
82-6. Like many great grid-iron tacticans before him, Coach Jay never lost a contest,
he merely ran out of time. Sadly Coach Jay was never given the chance to bask in the glow
of the comeback his inspiration gave birth to, as he was ejected and subsequently arrested
for starting a fight with Wendell Thomson's father in the parking lot on the way back out
to the field.
Keep on stickin' it to the man coach!
