COACH GOT CANNED BY THE MAN
Less than
days until Coach Jay's suspension
is lifted!
Thats right folks, due to some obscure substance abuse policy, Coach Jay has been suspended
from the BFL. But just as getting struck by lightning, having his left testicle removed in
a non-sterile environment by a macaque, or even the fact that he is not employed by the
Bockn'Sock Football LeagueR couldn't stop him. Ole'
Coach Jay is putting up a fight, Larold
is disputing the claim by his peers and players that he is a "chronic abuser" of the
Gold Bond
TM
Powder, and has since taken up a no powder,
no shower strike.
The result you ask? Coach fuckin' reaks.
