duct tape is the best thing in the world!!!!!
Lindsey has lime green duct tape flip flops! how fashionable!!!
Hate finding your mailbox clogged with junk
mail, advertising circulars, and bills?
Duct tape your mailbox shut.
Obliterate that blinking "12:00" on
your VCR once and for all with
a single strip of duct tape.
Gals---duct tape keeps the toilet seat down
Guys---duct tape keeps the toilet seat up
Wrap sticky-side out around your hand to
pick up fuzz, lint, and pet hair from clothing
and funiture---also picks up small pets
from clothing and furniture.
Replace winter boots with socks wrapped
in several layers of duct tape.
Duct tape hand held games to your car's
steering wheel for amusement during
afternoon traffic jams. Also great on trips.
High chair falling apart after the third kid?
Duct tape will make it last for three or
four more. You may also want to duct
tape your kid to the seat to avoid mid
meal slippage.
Make a fashion statement:
Patch old blue jeans
with duct tape.
Broken wooden serving spoons?
Repair with duct tape,
instant mock-silver service.
Reinforce Dad's old wallet
bulging not from from cash, but from his
vast collection of credit cards.
Tired of refrigerator magnets tumbling
to the floor each time you reach for
a cold drink? Duct tape will hold the
kids' artwork until they graduate.
Quiet noisy kids:
Make a Wacky-Roller duct tape ball to keep them busy.
If all else fails, simply tape their mouths shut.
Why spend the money for press-on fingernails?
Fake fingernails made of duct tape take any polish,
and the natural gray color of duct tape nails has universal appeal. Or, if you like the natural look, duct tape quickly removes nail polish with just one yank!
Use duct tape to bind your submarine sandwich
for intact transportation.
Use duct tape to hide teenage complexion problems.
Plumbing problems?
Sometimes it'll take a whole roll to stop a pesky leak, but heck, its still cheaper than a plumber.
Use duct tape to cover rust spots on your car.
Why not cover your entire car to rustproof it?
You'll never have to wax again!
Replace broken antenna with duct
tape and a wire coat hanger.
Use duct tape to repair a tire.
Multiple layers may be required.
With duct tape, who need luggage racks?
Simply duct tape your
luggage to the top of your car.
Use duct tape to hold great grandpa
upright in his chair.
Stop eyeglasses from slipping down your nose
by duct taping them to your face.
Save money on haircuts:
Simply press duct tape onto hair and
pull very quickly. For a neater trim, pull
up slowly while clipping underlying hair
with tin snips or hacksaw blade.
Reinforce window panes and secure household
items in preparation for hurricanes.
Better yet, wrap up the whole house.
Use duct tape to keep socks from falling down.
Swim, ski, wrestle, bungee
jump, and parachute with
confidence after securing
your hair piece with
duct tape.
Lable anything, even the kids.
You only need duct tape and
a waterproof marker.
Ensure safety at kid's parties:
Replace dangerous tacks by playing "Duct Tape The Tail On The Donkey." Also makes wonderful blindfolds for "Duct Tape The Tail" and pinata action. Or give each child a strip or two for a spirited game of "Where Will The
Duct Tape Stick?"
Guard tender bottoms from slivers in wooden swing
seats, lawn furniture, and outhouse seats.
Also makes a great sliver remover.
Simply tape and yank!
Duct tape television and VCR remote controls to
couch arm to prevent loss.
Use duct tape to patch aluminum siding,
then just spray paint to match the house.
Still painting every other year?
Avoid pushy aluminum siding
salespeople by simply duct taping
your entire house.
Who needs to know how to sew?
Duct tape hems pants and
skirts in a jiffy!
Need a temporary wedding band?
Hey, what the heck, with a product this
durable, make a permanent wedding band!
Small towns:
Easily change your population signs
with duct tape and a marker.
Lost in the woods?
Not with duct tape around! Just hang little strips
of tape from branches to find your way back.
Remodeling on a budget?
Use duct tape to cover cupboard doors and drawer
fronts for a modern, metallic-look kitchen.
Use duct tape to combine burger flipper and a
fly swatter for convenient cookout insect control.
Wrap a brick with duct tape for an
effective and decorative doorstop.
Better yet, duct tape the door open.
Super seal your tax return envelope with duct tape
to annoy the IRS. And when you've finished your
taxes, patch the fist hole in your wall with duct tape.
Hang a strip of duct tape from the ceiling
for an instant fly trap.
Enjoy your music loud?
Duct tape volume knob at your favorite level.
Duct tape vibrating stereo to table.
Duct tape vibrating table to floor.
In most cases, foundation should secure floor.
Teach kids about safety by using duct tape to make seat
belts for their dolls. Also keeps pets in place.
Mosquito proof your clothes, stop the little
suckers with impenetrable duct tape.
Use duct tape to hold eyes open during
your boss's boring speeches
Remove dust balls under beds using these three steps:
1. Wrap duct tape sticky side out around small dog.
2. Roll the dog's favorite ball under the bed.
3. Yell "fetch!"
Use duct tape to pick up spilled kitty litter.
Also pick up kitty.
Use duct tape to protect tip of tongue so you can
lick cold flag poles in the winter without risk.
Use duct tape to hold ponytails in place or use
as a headband. Caution: Coat hair with a
lightweight motor oil, 10W-30 recommended,
to prevent hair loss upon removal.
Use duct tape to join two pets, tail to tail,
and see what happens.
Windy City residents:
Duct tape your hat to your head.
Use duct tape to secure kids' stocking caps to
their heads to avoid loss while sledding.
Use duct tape to secure kids to sled to
avoid loss while sledding.
Trap mice the humane way.
Simply lay a strip of duct tape on
the floor, sticky side up, like
fly paper. To be extra nice,
leave mice a piece of cheese
to nibble while they wait to
be removed.
Wind proof your picnic table cloth with a strip on each
corner. Or, you might as well cover entire picnic table
in duct tape for easy clean up.
Press-n-yank loose teeth from their sockets.
Remember to dry tooth thoroughly
before applying duct tape.
Use duct tape to cover birthmarks.
You can also create temporary birthmarks
by simply applying tape on desired area,
leave it on five to ten minutes,
and then rip it off quickly.
Restless sleeper?
Duct tape bed sheets in place.
Sleep walker?
Duct tape sleeper in place.
Be kind to animals.
Duct tape corncobs to trees for birds and squirrels.
Or, duct tape birds and squirrels to trees
for dogs and cats.
Anyone taking the above duct tape use
seriously should be duct taped to the tree
right next to the squirrel.
Seal packages with duct tape so even the postal service
won't be able to damage the enclosed contents.
Triple taping your return merchandise also
really irritates mail order vendors.
Use duct tape to remove scabs with ease.
colors of ductape
- gray
- yellow
- red
- blue
- black
- tan
- olive green
- brown
- purple
- white
- sum other
