"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!"



"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."



"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41... I know from experience...or at least my friend does."



"We're not very good at the whole rock star thing."



"Joel is a strange kid, he grew up in a weird place."



"If you're not pregnant, I want you going home pregnant."



"One egg, one sperm, two babies!"



"I like to rip tags off mattresses!"



"Yeah of course, the boxers are yummy and its the bacon that gets the gals! No wait...its the other way around..."



"They call me Benji, they call him Joel."



"Thanks to Burt Backarach, red wine and candlelight and most of all thanks to my parents for doing it."



"Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone"



"My ass smells like Joel."



"Hey, guys. I have some bad news for you... we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow."



"My last name is rock n' roll, actually my last name is scum." (Say it slowly)



"I want a punk girl... so when we're 90, we'll still be together, our tattoos will be all old and faded, we'll be sitting in our rocing chairs, still listening to punk music, still in love... and we'll still be having sex to MxPx."



Person: "Alotta people have that tattoo [points to spiderweb looking tattoo on his elbow] What does it mean?"
Benji: "You usually get it when you murder someone."
Person: "Benji! You murdered someone?!"
Benji: (laughing and whispering) "Well, I can't tell you that. No, I'm just kidding, I didn't murder anyone. It's tradition to get the tattoo."



"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MXPX. 'Cause one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MXPX invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long."



"It must be real tough to be a punk rocker in Wisconsin, you get chased by rednecks and stuff."



"We feel really lucky right now, especially because we're so young. We feel like we can do anything, nothing can hold us back, and we've got a lot of energy."



"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is suppose to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey."



"I'm agoraphobic... I just want someone to love me."



"Tonight I'm spooning with Tom on my couch!" [from MxPx]



"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said 'This isn't Joel is it?' and I said, 'No it's Benj!'"



"Yea on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. he was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing *When you wish upon a star*."



"I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic."



"We're all gonna run around naked and make animal noises!"



"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy"



"I'm the self-proclaimed leader of the band."



"We usually say 'this is the make out song', but our Mom's in the audience" [Before playing *Seasons*]



"No, I didn’t watch it [Sesame Street]. I watched Mr. Rogers though. That guy is creepy."



"Uh, my name’s Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."



"You know, if one kid bought a record for every one kid that said I suck..that'd be a lot of platinum records, man!"



"Purr, I'm a sex kitten"



"The whole Britney Spears thing..I mean, she'll come back to me.."



"Hooked on Phonics worked for me!"



"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked... One time we cut Billy's arm off!... One time we dropped a boulder on Billy's head!... I put rat poison in Billy's food one time!... One time I ripped all of Billy's toenails off!... One time I ripped Joel's nipples off!... One time I peirced Paul's butt cheeks together!"



"We grew up so fucking poor. We were slums, hoodlums, troublemakers. It gives you a really bad look on life. I hated everything. Then one day I had an epiphany and realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time, but it won't do any good. If you pull the positive points out of something, you will enjoy life a lot more."



"I wanna ride on a magical piano" (Talking about the Vanessa Carlton video)



"This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl... Awww yeah...'"



"A couple of years after we started the band, we moved Annapolis, MD...we played in bars five nights a week for drunk people. That forced us to toughen up a little bit, because they'd throw things at us and stuff."



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