The story of MO-fia starts off like this... On March sixty-nine of nineteen-sixty-nine, it was approximatly sixty-nine degrees. While, in my tiny, but large room. I (Mojo) stood sleeping quietly. There was nothing, but loud silence. I had to come up with MO-fia. So,there was MO-fia..... THE END you JACKASS..... oh wait,wait,wait, quit writing arif, you stop that now. (Arif : okay) I forgot a few details you jackass, okay now let me begin.....


In the land of go-nads, flying go-nads that is, I (Mojo) stood like a big brave barbarian, screaming fiercly, but quietly like a little girl. It was me and my toilet plunger in my hand. I, Mojo and my trusty sidekick and partner in houliganess, The Houligan in disguise, Kling-man (Arif). Me and Kling-man had one thing to do. Well, I knew what we had to do, Kling-man was just clueless and was always scratching his smelly, but lovely BUTTOCKS. We both had to "The MO-fia", I mean "form MO-fia", not mafia, "MO-FIA". While we (Mojo and Arif) were traveling in the HOT Sahara SubArctic in Ireland, I mean the land of go-nads, we met a Mohican with many hideous faces(Lemon). As we glared Strong and Hard with our torn underwears on our heads to camoflague and blend in with the hideousness, at the hideous looking fellow. It was as if he was just asking for it, asking to get his rear end to get whooped in other words or as in you teens like to say "Beat Up". Damn, that aik (Dookie in khmer).......


but a few months later aree now known as the leader of THE UHREESn changin mo-fias name, in other words new leader of the ex-MO-fians. One day, he was furious because he no longer can take orders by the ex-leader MO, and he challenged MO in to a duel of the CHOPS.


as mo and aree stand face to face they awaited to see who would try to make the first attack. For almost 69 days the battle went on ,but neither mo or aree made a move. until one day MO thinkin outloudin hoping no one would hear him said," I'll attack aree with my deadly karate chop"-- the karate chop is a deadly move where the attacker throws his shoulder back and toss his hand in a chop form and if it hit by the chop it may cause a deadly little itch near the neck area.


when aree heard mo thinking outloud aree thought of an incredible move that would stop mo for good he had a reversal karate chop-- the reversal chop is where the person who trys to counter the karate chop moves behind the attacker and gives him a chop to the back it may cause a dangerous minor back ache. 69 seconds after mo was thinking mo goes in for the attack. then aree nonthinking wisely turns away and gives mo the chop of his life. and that there is how aree has become the new leader of the UHREES.........


to be continued........


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Curious Thought from viewers: Why did You become part of MO-fia i mean THE UHREES and how do you feel about MO-fia i mean THE UHREES?

MOJO comments: Well, now im the EX-LEADER and it really sucks...

ARIF comments: I joined MO-fia i mean the uhrees for the smell, and i feel violated in a kling sense....

LEMON comments: lets just say i have a low position a very low postition and it really sucks....

ROZALY comments: i joined because im after lemon and i jus wanted to give him wedgies... aye lemon its WEDGIE TIME.... oh yeah i also make the group look good....

AREE comments: Well, see im the new leader and i call shots now punk.... oh yeah, and nominate me for president in the next cham meeting (interviewed with a thumbs up)....

AMALE comments: You shut your mouth you bastard!!!!! and brrrt (amale farting)....