Rule #1: slampigs are never empty handed.
The girl who was the original inspiration for slampighood was really into skiing, was quite the village bicycle (everyone's had a ride), and intimidated everyone with her fiiiiiine ass. Anyway,she was infamous for having at least one ski pole in her hands at all times. Slampigs are never empty handed. They always have something in thier hands at all times. Holding a pitcher of beer, a beer bottle, a drink, grabbing a guy's ass, a cell phone for drunk dials, skiing poles, whatever, a true slampig never has her hands free. Here's the evidence.
beth doublefistin'
mixing beer and liquor
Although hard alcohol makes nicole do bad things and ALL alcohol makes beth do bad things (and freshmen boys), here's another picture of two slampigs keeping thier hands occupied.
pitchers (or pitch-CHAZ in barletta speak)
ten bucks says these two slampigs are holding drinks behind thier backs.
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