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Slampig Wannabes

You may not know that this, but the Slampig family is very selective in who they want in the family. They get approached all the time by people wanting to be slampigs. Well, they've decided to make a list of their current favorite slampigs wannabes.

Berg

Okay, Berg does not actually look like this in real life, but this is a really funny picture.
click here to see berg rockin' out on the dancefloor.

Meglet

Butt buddy to Berg and ghetto superstar from Patchogue, Meglet "axes" to be a slampig all the time.
Click here to see Meg and Berg shakin' it.

Erica

Former martini apartment hostess, Erica founded Hoeism. You should ask her about graduate night 2003; this girl has slampig potential.

Robyn

Robyn doesn't ask to be in the slampig family; she begs to be in slampig family. She stalks the Slampigs, and the Slampigs heart Robyn.
Click here to see Robyn and Berg work it.

Kelly

Kelly hearts Whiskey's just as much as Slampigs do. Kelly shakes her ghetto booty like a slampig.

Davester

His girlfriend's name is Slut, and she's a grandma. He too wishes he were a slampig.

you're just jealous of a fiiine ass like this!


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