Warrior X, Chris Lawerance, Ultimo, The Hobo, May'n Train, Beautiful Ben, Bob, Sexual Harrassment Panda, Jeo, Drake Bishop & Georgeo Pachini
Eleven Men, Only One Prize
Dave Silliman - "It's that time again fans, another exciting RWF Play-Per-View! We have one helluva night planned for you and you will not be disappointed. We have a V.I.P. Battle Royal, we have a Six-Man Hell In a Cell, we have a Six-Man match to decide the fate of the Cowboys From Hell, we are still waiting for Team Jammer to be named, and we have a few matches that could very well decide whether or not a few wrestlers will even be seen in the RWF again!"
Bobby Heenan - "Don't forget about that HUGE tag match to decide who will get the rights to BAMM and XS and that amazing Main Event that will put three men who hate each other with a passion at each other's throats. Tonight we will decide the new Xtremity champion and we still don't know what kinda match they will be in! And my favorite the Battle Royal for the Women's Title. We could see puppies Dave! PUPPIES!!"
Dave Silliman - "There's "Top Jimmy" so Jammin' James must be bringing that $1,000 prize for the winner of the V.I.P. Battle Royal out."
James brings the suitcase to the announcers table and walks backstage as "Bad Boy for Life" plays and Chris Lawrence walks to the ring. The RWF music plays as May'n Train walks to the ring followed by Beautiful Ben, Hobo, Sexual Harassment Panda, Drake Bishop, and Georgeo Pachini. The Furious Rednecks' music plays and Ultimo rushes to the ring. The wrestlers start at each other before everyone is in the ring. Muta Enterprise's music plays and Bob slowly walks to the ring. Before he gets in, the Primetime Playaz' music sounds and Jeo runs to the ring, clotheslining Bob from behind on the way. Ultimo drop kicks Hobo over the ropes but the ref says he is still in because the match hasn't started. "Money Money" plays and Warrior X walks to the ring and slides in. The bell rings and the action gets even hotter. Warrior X locks Ben up in the corner and is trying to force him over when Drake Bishop runs in with a Avalanche. Sexual Harassment Panda has Georgeo in the air and gets ready to toss him over but Ultimo flies from the top rope and catches Panda in the chin with a hard kick, knocking him backwards into the ropes. Chris runs at him with a clothesline and knocks him over the ropes.
Dave Silliman - "Sexual Harassment Panda won't be paying any court costs because he won't be getting the grand!"
May'n Train runs to the ropes and clotheslines Hobo, sending him down to the mat. He bounces off the opposite side and clotheslines Bob, sending him to the mat too. He bounces off the ropes a third time but is met with a rolling heel kick from Ultimo, knocking him backwards into Warrior X who reverse back body drops him onto the floor below.
Bobby Heenan - "May'n Train gets no money!"
Georgeo picks Hobo up and nails him with a few hard rights. He backs him to the ropes and chops him across the chest, knocking Hobo over the ropes but Hobo lands on the apron and pulls himself up. Georgeo doesn't see this because he turns around and is met with a super kick from Drake. Georgeo stumbles backwards and Hobo pulls the top rope down, sending him over.
Dave Silliman - "Well, Georgeo won't be paying for a name change anytime soon."
Hobo climbs back in the ring and is met with a knee to the ribs from Warrior X. Warrior starts pounding on Hobo on one side of the ring as Drake and Beautiful Ben try to force Chris over the top rope on the opposite side of the ring. Warrior whips Hobo across the ring, sending him into the unbalanced Drake and Ben, sending them over and out as Chris lands on the apron and rolls back in the ring.
Bobby Heenan - "Drake and Ben might as well go have a drink with each other, but they have no money to buy it with, AH HAH HAH."
Ultimo perches on the top rope as Chris and Hobo lay on the mat and try to catch their breath. Warrior X backs Bob into the corner and starts hammering him in the chest with his forearm. Jeo sees Ultimo on the ropes and runs at him but Ultimo flips over him, sending Jeo face first into the buckle. Ultimo turns around and delivers a few karate kicks to Jeo's ribs before whipping him to the ropes. Jeo comes back and Ultimo monkey flips him out of the ring.
Dave Silliman - "Jeo loses his chance at the money."
Warrior X tells Ultimo to climb the ropes and when he does Warrior forces Bob to the ropes and moves. Ultimo flies and connects with a twisting moonsault, sending Bob onto the floor.
Bobby Heenan - "No education for Bob."
Warrior helps Ultimo to his feet and then clotheslines him back down. Hobo gets up and starts attacking the downed high flyer as Chris goes after Warrior X. The two men trade hard shots before Chris finally gets Warrior to the ropes and starts to push him over. Warrior is hanging upside down and has a hand on the apron to brace himself when "Money Money" plays again. Terror X steps out on the apron and Chris looks at him, still not releasing Warrior. Terror smiles and opens the curtain as Fatal X walks out. She walks halfway down the ramp and does a half strip dance. The crowd goes nuts and Fatal X points at Chris and walks back up the stage. Chris's eyes get wide and he releases Warrior X who falls back into the ring. Chris jumps out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp. He stops and turns back realizing he just eliminated himself. He kicks his feet and chases Fatal X up the ramp where he is met with a clothesline from Terror X. Terror X and Fatal X walk backstage.
Dave Silliman - "What an ass! Chris just eliminated himself just to get a piece of ass!"
Bobby Heenan - "Did you just see that Dave!"
Warrior X gets up and turns around just to be met with a corkscrew plancha from the top rope from Ultimo that sends him to the floor.
Dave Silliman - "A lot of good that distraction did, Warrior got eliminated anyway!"
Ultimo picks Hobo up and DDT's him. Ultimo locks a backbreaker on Hobo trying to weaken him. Ultimo signals to the crowd and climbs the buckle again, but he takes to much time signaling. Hobo is on his feet when Ultimo leaps off the buckle, looking for a cross body block. Hobo leaps into the air out of desperation and catches Ultimo in the chest with a drop kick, sending him over the nearby ropes and onto a waiting ref.
Bobby Heenan - "That's it! Hobo just eliminated Ultimo and won $1,000! Now he can buy one of those ultra deluxe cardboard boxes that they sell at Wal-Mart!"
Dave Silliman - "Shut up Bobby, don't degrade him, that was an amazing move."
Dave takes the money to The Hobo in the ring and raises his hands.
Bobby Heenan - "Amazingly lucky maybe. Anyway Mike Rofone is standing by."
Winner: The Hobo