PYRAMID OF PAIN MATCH FOR THE BIG MONEY TITLE
Rage vs. Boomer
Dave Silliman- Here comes the 50% owner of Boomer team! Boomer! “Fat Lip” by Sum 41 plays and Boomer walk out from behind the curtain. He posses to the crowd on the stage and he runs down to the ring. He slides in and jumps to the turnbuckle and posses again.
Bobby the Brain- Boomer is looking up at that Pyramid… He can’t wait!!!
Dave Silliman- This is going to be one hell of a match!
Bobby the Brain- Where is Rage? His music should have hit by now!
A small set of pyro goes off; smoke rises from the vents as "Immortally Insane" blares through the arena. A large amount of pyro goes off and Rage runs through the smoke. He holds his Big Money Title up in the air as the crowd boo's and cheers him at the same time. He walks down the ramp as the crowd reacts with there mixed reaction. He slowly walks to the ring. He circles the ring a couple of time then enters the opposite side of Boomer.
Dave Silliman- Rage is now in the ring and so is Boomer.
Bobby the Brain- If I were Boomer I would get the hell out of there! Rage looks like he wants to kill him.
Dave Silliman- The Pyramid is lowering as we speak, the only way to win this match is to pin your opponent in that ring! But this isn’t any ring, the ropes are wrapped in Barbwire, and on the outside of the ring, there are steel steps and that wicked cage Pyramid, surrounded by the glass display case. There is a ref in this match, but he is only there to count the pin. He can’t break any submission holds, and he can’t do anything else.
Bobby the Brain- The match has started!
The Bell rings and Rage stares directly at Boomer, and Boomer does the same to Rage. Rage breaks this stare off by charging at Boomer from his corner, Boomer sees this happen, slides out of the ring before Rage can smash into him. Rage stops right before he hits the turnbuckle. Boomer stares at Rage again.
Dave Silliman- It’s a stare off; no one has gotten the first move.
Boomer walks around a bit then slides back into the ring, he gets his shirt caught in the barbwire. Rage sees this and starts to stomp away at Boomer. Boomer rolls out again except this time his shirt is tangled up on the bottom rope. Rage waits in a corner for Boomer to enter again. He smiles and runs to the opposite corner. He stands there waiting for Boomer to enter. Boomer rolls in and runs right up to Rage and punches him right in the gut.
Dave Silliman- That’s one strong punch by Boomer!
Boomer sets Rage up for a punch to the gut again, but Rage quickly jabs Boomer in the gut. Rage runs to the ropes and drop kicks Boomer.
Dave Silliman- Those Barbwired Ropes are doing a number on Rage.
Boomer flips over and clotheslines Rage.
Bobby the Brain- That is one tough clothesline to get up from, but Rage is getting up anyway!
Rage tosses Boomer into the barbwire ropes, Boomer hit the ropes and falls to the ground, Rage slowly walks over to the fallen Boomer, he picks him up and gives him a Neck Breaker.
Dave Silliman- Oh, that’s got to hurt!
Boomer rolls on the canvas in pain as Rage picks up Boomer for another move.
Bobby the Brain- He looks dazed!
Rage is about to DDT Boomer when, Boomer Snap Suplexes Rage down.
Dave Silliman- Boomer is perched up on the top rope. I think he’s going to get the Booming Boom on Rage!
Rage slowly stumbles up and Boomer connects with a Missile Drop Kick.
Bobby the Brain- Rage was sent flying on that move.
Boomer dashes over to Rage and tosses him out of the ring. Boomer takes a running start from one side of the ring, he bounces off the third rope and lands a Sling shot moonsault.
Dave Silliman- Wow! What a move.
Bobby the Brain- Who would have thought that Rage would fall for that!
Rage and Boomer are slowly getting to there feet. Rage is the first one up and he tosses Boomer into the cage. Boomer bounces off the cage and falls to the hard ground.
Dave Silliman- Boomer must be hurt after that move!
Rage grabs Boomer by the neck and grinds his forehead on one of the barbwire ropes. Boomer falls again. Rage pulls Boomer up again except this time Boomer throws Rage into the cage. Rage slams him into the cage and the cage rattles as it hits the glass display case.
Bobby the Brain- The glass surrounding isn’t going to take anymore punishment, I bet the next time some one gets thrown into the cage it will shatter.
Dave Silliman- I doubt it…
Boomer tosses Rage into the ring again, Boomer jumps up to the apron and jumps up to the turnbuckle. Rage is still down; Boomer takes a leap from the turnbuckle.
Bobby the Brain- Look at that form!
Dave Silliman- Boomer connects with a Guillotine Leg Drop.
Bobby the Brain- Rage can’t get up from this one! 1…2. Rage kicks out!
Dave Silliman- He quit that easily!
Boomer, blinded by anger starts to elbow drop Rage. Rage yells in pain as Boomer hit one after another of elbow drop. Rage seems to be out of it. Boomer climbs up to the turnbuckle once again.
Bobby the Brain- He’s going for a...
Dave Silliman- a Flying Elbow drop!
Boomer flies from the turnbuckle, he is about to hit Rage when Rage rolls out of the way!
Bobby the Brain- He was playing possum! That was a wise move! I taught him that move!
Dave Silliman- Shut up!
Rage slowly gets up; Boomer is still on the canvas after the fall. Rage walks over to him flips him on his back and grabs his two legs.
Bobby the Brain- Ow! That’s going to hurt, kick to the balls.
Dave Silliman- He is going for a Sharpshooter!
Boomer screams in pain, as Rage adds more pressure to Boomer’s legs.
Dave Silliman- Remember the ref can’t break this hold, not even if Boomer grabs the ropes.
Boomer continues to scream, but he starts to crawl to the ropes anyway. Boomer finally grabs the bottom rope.
Bobby the Brain- The ref can’t break the hold! He can’t break the hold! Boomer’s legs are just going to snap!
Dave Silliman- He needs to get out of the move if he wants to win!
Boomer finally passes out from the pain and Rage breaks the hold. Rage smiles to see that Boomer is knocked out; he pulls Boomer to the center of the ring for the pin.
Dave Silliman- 1…2… BOOMER KICKS OUT!!!
Bobby the Brain- How is this possible!
Rage goes for the cover again. 1…2… Boomer kicks out again. Rage goes ballistic! He drags up Boomer and is about to punch him when Boomer blocks the punch with a one of his own.
Dave Silliman- Boomer is fighting back with every ounce of his strength!
Bobby the Brain- Hey, but Rage just slammed him down! He’s back to square one.
Rage hoists Boomer up again, he kicks him in the gut and goes to Powerbomb him.
Dave Silliman- Look Boomer is reversing that Powerbomb in to a Back Body Drop!
Boomer stumbles to the turnbuckle and starts to untie the safety pad.
Bobby the Brain- Boomer is untying that padding, it’s a wise move if wants to get a head in this match!
Dave Silliman- I don’t know…
Boomer rips the padding away and throws it towards the cage. Rage regains his strength, but Boomer is waiting for him. Boomer grabs Rage and Irish Whips him towards the unpadded turnbuckle, Rage quickly reverse the throw and Boomer goes crashing into the turnbuckle.
Dave Silliman- See! Rage quickly reversed that move Bobby. Looks like you were wrong on that one!
Bobby the Brain- Don’t rub it in!
Boomer falls to the canvas and holds his back in pain. Rage slowly walks over to Boomer and tosses him in to the turnbuckle.
Bobby the Brain- Rage can do anything to Boomer right now, he’s defenseless!
Dave Silliman- This match has been going in both directions, I don’t know…
Rage starts to stomp away at Boomer’s chest.
Dave Silliman- Mud hole stomping!
Bobby the Brain- I told you!
Dave Silliman- Where equal! So what?
Boomer starts to cough; he rolls out of the ring and cuts part of his back on the barbwire on the rope. He holds his back and walks outside the ring. Rage gets tired of this and baseball slides knocking Boomer right into the cage.
Bobby the Brain- Hear that display case rattle? It’s going to break soon!
Dave Silliman- That’s what you said last time!
Boomer slowly gets up from his smash into the pyramid. Rage also crawls up and the two start exchanging blows.
Dave Silliman- There’s a left from Boomer!
Bobby the Brain- There’s a right from Rage!
Dave Silliman- These two guys are neck and neck.
Bobby the Brain- But they are also at each other’s throats!
Rage kicks Boomer in the gut cutting him off, he throws Boomer into a near by steel step. Boomer, already injured gets back slammed into the steps with great velocity. Boomer falls to the ground and Rage walks up to Boomer to continue the attack. Rage hoists up Boomer and drops him on the step.
Bobby the Brian- Rage could finish him off right now!
Rage goes to kick Boomer in the face, but Boomer rolls off the steps and Rage connects with the steel steps. Rage holds his foot and Boomer runs up the steps and dropkicks him.
Dave Silliman- What a move by Boomer, takes Rage down when he’s injured.
Boomer throws Rage into the apron of the ring, and then yanks him back so he can hit the cage. The display case starts to shake and it finally breaks. Heaps of tiny shards of glass start to fall on Boomer, Rage and the ref. The shards of glass cut Rage and Boomer.
Bobby the Brain- It’s a blood bath!
Dave Silliman- Yeah…
Bobby the Brain- And I told you so! That display case shattered!
Dave Silliman- That’s one hell of a T-Bone suplex by Boomer!
Bobby the Brain- Are you even listening to me?
Boomer drags up Rage and Belly to Belly’s him across the ring. Boomer quickly runs over to Rage to set him up for another Suplex.
Dave Silliman- Boomer is a suplex machine right now.
Rage crawls to a near by turnbuckle where he can barely hold himself up. Boomer charges right at him, and Rage lifts his foot up to kick Boomer. Boomer grabs the foot and Rage reverses it into a kick to the face. Rage picks up Boomer and places him up on top of the turnbuckle.
Bobby the Brain- Rage has some type of trick up his sleeve.
Dave Silliman- He’s going to go for the Superplex.
Rage Superplex’s Boomer off the turnbuckle and to the canvas, Rage slowly goes for the cover. 1…2…Boomer kicks out again. Rage drags up Boomer and tosses him towards the ropes. Boomer reverses it and tosses Rage into the ropes. Rage bounces off and Boomer gets the Neckbreaker on Rage.
Bobby the Brain- That Neck Breaker isn’t going to finish the job!
Dave Silliman- 1…2… Rage kicks out!
Boomer rolls Rage on to his gut. Boomer grabs his arms and starts to Surfboard stretch Rage.
Dave Silliman- This is perfectly legal. And the ref can’t break the hold.
Bobby the Brain- A perfect way to weaken your opponent!
The crowd starts to chant for Rage and he quickly powers out of the move, he body presses Boomer and tosses him out of the ring. Rage beats his chest and yells.
Dave Silliman- Rage is acting like a mad man.
Bobby the Brain- But look at Boomer he’s searching for something underneath the ring.
Dave Silliman- But what?
Boomer starts to drag out something.
Bobby the Brain- It’s a STEEL TABLE! The same thing he used to beat Rage in the Steel match!
Boomer sets up the steel table and smiles, he slowly rolls into the ring. Rage comes to punch Boomer, but Boomer quickly reverses it into an arm drag. Boomer dropkicks Rage in the back then drags him up.
Dave Silliman- Boomer is going for a Fallaway slam. And he gets it!
Bobby the Brain- Boomer is taking Rage out, so it is easier to sent him through that table!
Boomer drags Rage up once more, he Boomer Bombs him on the canvas. Rage holds his back in pain. Boomer runs over to him hoists him up and Irish Whips him to a turnbuckle.
Bobby the Brain- He’s going for that Turnbuckle Powerbomb that won him that match during the steel match!
Dave Silliman- But Rage is reversing it in to a super backdrop!
Bobby the Brain- It looks like Boomer is knocked out cold!
Rage sits on top of the third rope. He stands up and yells BOOMING BOOM.
Dave Silliman- Rage connects with THE BOOMING BOOM!
Bobby the Brain- But, that’s Boomer’s move…
Dave Silliman- 1…2…3!!! Rage wins the match! Rage keeps his Big Money Title!!!
Bobby the Brain- The cage isn’t being lifted up. Why?
Rage starts to get out of the ring when Boomer gets up. Boomer punches Rage in the back of the head and then kicks him in the gut. Boomer is about to toss him out of the ring when Rage pushes Boomer into the barbwire ropes. Rage kicks Boomer in the gut and grabs him by the throat. He holds him up for about five seconds then choke slams him through the steel table outside the ring.
Dave Silliman- Some one needs to raise this cage up! Boomer has been sent through that Steel Table. He needs medical attention!
Rage walks over to the ref who has a mic. He grabs it out of the ref's hand and starts to talk...
Rage- BOOMER! This is what should have happened during the steel match! Me winning and you being sent through that Steel Table!
The Pyramid raises, the Paramedics rush to the ring and Rage slowly walks up the ramp.
Winner: Rage