#1 CONTENDERS SIX-MAN ELIMINATION MATCH
Boomer, Rage & Tornado vs. Red Hott, The High Flying Higgins & Dean Dick vs. Brian Taylor, Chris Lawerance & Daffney vs. The Hobo, Calabaza Del Demonio & a Mystery Partner
All four teams are standing at opposing corners of the ring with the exception of Hobo's team. Hobo stands alone as the ring announcer begins to speak.
Ring Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobo's tag team partners, first due to a tragic happening earlier this evening, replacing Calabaza Del Demonio, Bionic Redneck!!
"Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams Jr. blares over the PA system and Bionic Redneck makes his way down to the ring to stand alongside Hobo who slaps Bionic a high five. Bionic's music fades out and the ring announcer speaks again.
Ring Announcer - And his mystery tag team partner... MALICE!!
"Another Thing Coming" by Judas Priest nails the PA system, Pyro goes off, the lights flicker and Malice makes his way down to the ring. Slowly climbing the ring steps Malice circles the ring eyeing every one of his opponents. Finally taking his place in Hobo's corner. The music fades as this match is about ready to get under way.
The High Flying Higgins starts out the match for his team, as well as Boomer, Brian Taylor, and The Hobo for their's. The bell sounds and the match is under way. Boomer and Higgins tie up as Taylor and Hobo do on the opposite side of the ring. Hobo gains the advantage over Taylor as he Irish Whips him into the ropes and cleans him out with a massive clothesline. Dropping to his knees next to Taylor, Hobo connects with the rights. Taylor manages to fight off Hobo and tags in Daffney who finishes where Taylor left off. Boomer is besting the weakend Higgins after performing a perfect flying body press and attacking his legs with a long and painful figure four leg lock. Higgins tries to get to his corner but is cut off with an elbow to the head. Boomer drags him to his feet, connecting with the Rock Bottom, Higgins is out and Boomer gets the 1...2...3!! The High Flyin Higgins is the first to be eliminated, replacing him is Dean Dick. Hobo is besting Daffney on the opposite side of the ring as she manages to tag Brian Taylor back in. With a low blow to Hobo, Brian Taylor quickly guns for Boomer who just eliminated Higgins. Dean Dick immediatley goes for the downed Hobo left by Brian. Boomer sees Taylor coming for him and delivers a devastating superkick knocking Brian to the outside of the ring. Boomer's tag team partner Rage picks up Boomer's left overs and starts assaulting Brian Taylor outside of the ring avoiding from being tagged in himself. Boomer tags in the Tornado who goes after Dean, bad move as Dean Dick quickly and forcefully nails Tornado with a Stunner. Hobo is unable to break up the quick cover which recieves a 1...2...3!! Tornado is eliminated and Dean Dick tries to go back after Hobo but is cut short with a spear to the back by Boomer who comes right back in after the elimination of his partner. Red Hott seems to want to get into this matchup badly, Boomer grabs the limp Dean Dick and tosses him towards his corner. Slowly he tags in Red Hott, and Boomer and Red Hott go at it. Sidewalk slam by Red Hott, Boomer is down and Red Hott lays the boots to him. The unsuspecting and busy Red Hott however doesn't realize that Taylor is back in the ring behind him as he too falls victim of a Bulldog. Taylor drags him to his feet, and modifying a neckbreaker, Taylor runs to the ropes jumping through the middle two, he nails the neckbreaker on the cable, and Red Hott is finished. Boomer rolls over for the cover, 1...2...3!! Red Hott too is quickly eliminated. Dean Dick comes back into the match as the only man remaining for his team. Boomer is beatin' as he roles out of the ring to recoperate. Rage looking on in the background still not wanting to get tagged in. As Dick is coming in however Hobo manages to make the tag to Malice and the two tie up. Malice bests him by snapping on a headlock which he in turn uses to nail a huge backbreaker. Malice continues the assault as he drags Dean Dick into the corner of the ring leaning him against the turnbuckles. Brian Taylor seems to be taking a rest as he stands talking to his partners in their corner. Boomer is still recovering his strength, no longer outside the ring but on the ring apron. Malice walks to the opposite corner of the ring, he begins to go for a dropkick to Dean's groin, but he soon sees that Boomer is now outside the ring arguing with Rage. Rage tries to put up a fight, but Boomer nails him with an elbow to the forehead, and tosses him into the ring. Malice shrugs off Dean, and goes for Rage who is dazed from the elbow. Boomer is back on the ring apron in his corner waving "Bye Bye" to Rage. As Malice suplexs Rage onto Dean's body who has crawled out of the corner and into the center of the ring. A leg drop, and Malice locks on the crippler crossface. Rage screams in pain, Boomer steps into the ring and lays down so Rage can look into his eyes. Screaming "This will teach you!!" Rage taps and the ref acknowledges that Rage has been eliminated by Malice. As Rage rolls out of the ring, Boomer follows him. Rage holds onto the back of his neck with one hand and the two argue. Rage gets pissed and shoves Boomer. Boomer tries to clean him out but Malice, is outside the ring too, and grabs Boomer by the neck. Malice tries some intimidation on Boomer but Boomer responds by kicking him right square in the nuts. Malice goes down and Boomer locks on a Boston Crab just to punish Malice. Not realizing it the referee has been counting as he finishes the count up, 8...9...10!! Rage yells to Boomer "Fuck You!!" Malice and Boomer both have been eliminated from this match. Boomer is pissed as he let's go of Malice and makes a mad dash for Rage. The two begin to duke it out, but Malice has gotten back to his feet and all three men fight up the ramp way and to the back. Dean Dick has recovered and him and Brian Taylor have begun to fight. Bionic Redneck steps into the ring for the first time but Hobo makes a blind tag before Redneck can even throw a punch. Looking just a little frustrated Bionic steps back onto the ring apron and Hobo goes after Dean and Taylor. Taylor and Dick despite their differences change their mindset and double team the oncoming Hobo. Taylor goes to suplex Hobo and Dean turns it into a huge devastating powerbomb. Dean Dick covers Hobo and the ref counts, 1...2...3!! Hobo rolls himself out of the ring but remains at ringside during this fight. Bionic now steps into the match up, and cleans out Brian Taylor first with a shoulder block to the knee cap. Taylor rolls over to his corner and tags in Chris Lawerance. Chris gets in the ring but stands back as Bionic Redneck and Dean Dick tie it up. Bionic gets the upper hand with an armbar, but Dean reverses it into a much stronger one. Dick wrenches on Bionic's wrist and manages to get his foot on the redneck's shoulder. Pushing harder and harder, Bionic screams in pain and the referee asks him if he gives up, but Bionic fights the modified hold and throws a foot on a ring rope. The referee breaks the hold, and Bionic lays on the ground recovering from the pain. Chris Lawrence decides to get involved as he makes his way to the top rope apparently trying to go for a swanton bomb on Bionic. Dick decides he wants Bionic for himself as he shoves Chris off the turnbuckle and Chris goes crashing into the referee knocking both of them out. Dean decides that it's time for some added support as he exits the ring and returns with a steel chair. Laying it in the center of the ring. Dick props Bionic up long enough to connect with a series of three snap suplexes onto the chair. Dean goes for the cover, pushing the chair out of the ring but the referee is still out of it. Hobo sneaks into the ring as the referee is out, with the steel chair just tossed aside by Dean. Hobo raises the chair and dents it over Dick's skull. Dick seems unfazed as he stands to his feet. Another connection by Hobo and Dick just flinches. Hobo is starting to look scared, he tosses the chair at Dick and Dean makes the mistake of catching it, a brief second needed and Van Daminator. Dick goes down to the floor and hard. Hobo sneaks out of the ring as all the beaten men in the ring struggle to recover. Dean sits right back up however, the man seems to be unstoppable, followed by Bionic, the two climb to their feet and go at it once more. Hobo at the outside of the ring pulls something from underneath the ring. From behind he sneaks up to Dick and smashes a bottle of Wild Turkey over his head just in time as the ref is recovering. As Dean falls towards the mat Bionic takes advantage catching him and delivering the SlobberKnocker, the ref makes the slow count, 1......2......3!! Redneck isn't finished however as he grabs the injured Dean by the hair and rubs his forehead vigorously into the broken bottle. Dean Dick's forehead is sliced wide open and blood pours down his face. As Bionic is enjoying this Chris Lawerance has managed to tag Brian Taylor back into the match. We are left with a three on one. Bionic quickly changes his focus, and catches Taylor on his attack. Ducking a clothesline, and another, Bionic forces Brian face first into the mat by grabbing onto his right leg. Taylor whips around trying to swing at Bionic but Redneck boots Taylor in his face taking him out for a moment or two. Daffney charges into the ring and goes after Bionic. Redneck tries to fight her off but she manages to get a dirty eye rake in before he sends her crashing to the amt with a DDT. Holding his eyes trying to get his vision back Chris Lawerance attacks Bionic. Hobo reaches in and grabs hold of Lawerance's leg. The referee catches this and ejects Hobo from ringside. Officials make their way down to escort Hobo out of the arena. As Bionic is finally left alone. Lawerance decides to forget it, as Brian Taylor is back to his feet. Grabbing Bionic from behind he nails a huge downward spiral, and covers Bionic. The redneck is tired and cannot kick out as Taylor scores the 1...2...3!! Daffney and Chris Lawerance charge at Brian and the three embrace in a group hug as the referee holds Taylor's hand into the air. Ring Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners and the NUMBER 1 CONTENDERS FOR THE SIX-MAN TAG TEAM TITLES, BRIAN TAYLOR, CHRIS LAWERANCE, AND DAFFNEY!! The three help one another out of the ring and they slowly make their way up the ramp as "The Way I Am" blares over the PA system. The arena is filled with many mixed reactions mostly boos but Taylor gloats at the top of the ramp way by taunting the crowd with muscle poses and leaving with his arms raised into the air.
DS - OH MY GOD! Can you believe the Lost Souls team pulled it off? It looks like Buff is stepping up after Eric left.
BH - Well, Dean could have had it but as you saw, he basically eliminated himself!
DS - Were we watching the same match, Bobby?
BH - Think about it, Dave. What caused Dean Dick the match?
DS - That bottle shot by Hobo had a major impact.
BH - Exactly! And who gave that very bottle to Hobo earlier this evening?
DS - I guess you have a point, Bobby! Well the crew is done setting the ring up for our next match so here we go. This next match is the Scafold match in which to become the victor you must toss your opponent off the scaffolding onto the stacked tables below! With these 2 giants 30 feet in the air it will be a very interesting match!