Stock Market
Mayhem Massacre!
Mr.Boscoe the ring announcer for the night steps into
the middle of the ring wearing a standard tuxedo, on
the canvas around him, tables that have not been set
up lay along with Chairs, and ladders. The poles have
the crates as Edward stated. Mr.Boscoe raises the
microphone to his lips.
Mr.Boscoe- Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight as the main
event of STOMP, It will be the first ever Stock Market
Mayhem Massacre match. The rules are very simple, the
first man to pin, or make his opponent submit, will
win the US Title. And the title cans change hands even
if the champion is not pinned. It is my honor to
introduce The Entire STOMP roster with the exception
of the participants in the match!
The STOMP Theme begins to play and the first people
out are Jeff Hardy, Phoenix and Pyran. The trio has
their leather straps in hands and walks down to the
ring. The rest of the people being to walk out,
Genocide makes there way down the ramp followed by
Carnage who starts to wrap a chain around his fist.
The entire roster surrounds the ring as Mr.Boscoe gets
back on the mic; the music begins to die down and is
soon replaced by "Faint". Seikan begins to walk down
the ramp way.
Mr.Boscoe- Making his way down the aisle, weighting in
at 330 pounds, and hailing from Australia,
SEEEEEEEIKAN!!!
Seikan enters the ring and waits in the corner, as his
music dies off and Metallica’s “Creeping Death” begins
to play, Agony makes his entrance and walks down the
ramp staring at Seikan, Seikan looks back with hatred.
Mr.Boscoe- Walking down the ramp way at 279 Pounds,
From Death Valley…. AAAAAAGONY!
Agony enters the ring slowly and watches Seikan’s
every movement. His music is soon replaced with “Build
Your Cages”. Wild Child walks out and stands at the
entrance for awhile, before actually looking up at the
ring.
Mr.Boscoe- Weighting in at 223 Pounds, hailing from
Regina, Saskatchewan Canada… WILD CHILD!!!
Wild Child smirks to himself and runs down the ramp
way, he slides into the ring and goes to the opposite
side of the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and points
at Rage, he mouths an insult and Rage yells back
something like your ass is grass! His music dies off
and “Taking Care of Business” blares over the PA.
Edward White walks out wearing a nice blue shirt and a
pair of kaki pants, over one of his shoulders is the
US Title.
Mr.Boscoe- Weighting it at 267 Pounds, from New York,
New York, The US Champion, EDWARD WHIIIIITE!!!!
Edward slowly walks down the incline and watches the
movement in the ring. He slowly enters the ring and
hands his title to the referee. Mr.Boscoe exits the
ring and the bell sounds.
L- This is gonna be one helluva match!
BB- Damn Straight! Agony and Seikan hates each other,
Wild hates Rage, and I am pretty sure Edward while
being out with the lumberjacks will give The Beer Man
a punch or two. This is gonna be great!
Seikan quickly knocks Wild Child out of the ring with
a running clothesline, Agony locks up in the middle of
the ring with Edward White. Edward quickly trips the
big man down and begins to pound on him, then goes for
a quick pin. Seikan breaks the pin fall. Meanwhile on
the outside, Rage pounds on Wild Child with the buckle
part of the belt, someone trys to pull Rage off of
Wild Child, but they only manage to get a swift punch
to the face. Wild Child battles back and re enters the
ring with his forehead bleeding. Seikan pushes Edward
White to the corner, and begins to pull up Agony.
Edward jumps to his feet and slaps Seikan in the face.
Seikan looks at Edward as he yells at him.
L- I don’t think that went over well with the big man.
BB- Edward is yelling something about being the
champion!
Seikan replies to Edward’s threats with a huge
clothesline knocking him down to the ground. Wild
Child sets up a table in the corner, and charges at
Agony. Agony sees this happening and flips him over
the ropes. Wild Child lands on the apron and gets
ready to pull a top rope maneuver off. Agony turns
around to be met with a spring board drop kick that
sends Agony flying. Seikan on the other side of the
ring drop suplexs Edward White down right on his head.
The Champion holds his neck, but is ready for Seikan’s
counter attack, and rolls him up. The ref counts to
two, but Wild Child breaks the pin fall with a double
axe handle.
BB- Smart move by Wild Child to break up that pin of
the Hobo’s
L- Don’t you mean Edward White?
BB- Eh, You say potato, I say potato…
L- Whatever Bobby, let’s get back into this match.
Seikan jumps up and is caught into a deep arm drag
from Wild Child, followed by another arm drag. Seikan
attempts to reverse the move into a hip toss, but Wild
Child quickly counters it into a swinging neck
breaker. Edward slowly rises, and Agony comes
barreling at him with a big boot to the face. The
Business Man falls down and pulls the third rope with
him; Agony misses the target and racks himself on the
top rope. Edward jumps into the opposite ropes and
drop kicks the Silent Monster down to the outside.
Jeff Hardy and a bunch of other people swarm around
him whacking him with 2 by 4’s, chains, and the
leather straps. Genocide quickly comes to his rescue
and pushes him back into the ring.
L- This Genocide might have just helped out Agony!
BB- No the bastards just screwed over Edward White, I
have money on this guy!
L- I thought he was The Hobo?
BB- Do I have to explain about the Potatoes again!
In the ring, Edward and Wild Child begin to double
team Seikan in the ring, suddenly Edward turns on Wild
Child, and hits a jawbreaker on him. Edward tries to
show off by sending Seikan into the table in the
corner, but Seikan quickly counters and sends him
flying into the table. Wild Child slowly makes his way
up, and looks towards one of the hanging crates. He
smiles as he heads for the box and grabs it. Wild
Child drops down to the ring and opens the crate.
L- What is it? I hope it’s not socks; I hate it when
people give me socks for Christmas… Oh God…
BB- IT’S A TORCH!!!!
Wild Child smiles sinisterly as he rips off his shirt
and wraps it around a nearby chair. Agony and Seikan
battle in the ring with lefts and rights, as Wild
Child exits the ring. He rolls out to the outside and
lights his shirt on fire. The roster begins to scatter
except for Rage who stares at Wild. Wild Child slowly
walks towards Rage with a flaming chair; he points and
begins to talk to him. Rage yells at him telling him
to bring it, and Wild Child smacks him upside the head
with the flaming chair.
BB- OH MY GOD!!!
L- Lucky for Rage his hair didn’t set on fire!
Rage slowly gets up from the shot to the head, Wild
walks up the ramp smiling at what he has done, and
leaves the match.
BB- Why has Wild left the match?! He’s got a shot at
the US Title!
L- I don’t think he cares.
In the ring Agony lays sprawled out under a chair from
a detesting Choke Slam, Edward begins to move. Seikan
does notices this and goes for another crate, inside
it is a picture of Blade in a frame. Seikan tosses the
crate off to the side and takes the picture of blade
and smashes it over Edward’s head. The cheap plastic
breaks as it collides with his head. Seikan goes over
to the next crate and pulls it down. He opens the box,
and finds a book titled, “Stock Market for Dummies”.
Seikan shakes his head as Edward gets up once again.
He clocks The Business Man with the book, and Edward
falls to the ground once again. Agony grabs the chair
that he was underneath and smashes it over the unaware
Seikan. He immediately goes for the pin, but only gets
a two count as Seikan kicks out.
L- Agony looks pissed; I bet he thought he has to the
win there!
BB- No, No, Edward has to win this match! I mean he
has the brawn, the brain and the…
L- OH…. Agony just clocked Edward! Like you were
saying?
BB- Never mind…
Agony tosses the chair down after his attack on the
wrong person. He turns around only to be kicked in the
gut and power bombed down to the ground by Seikan.
Seikan smiles as he walks over to a ladder. He sets it
up in one of the turnbuckles and drags Edward’s
motionless body to the center of the ring. Seikan
climbs the ladder and goes to the last crate. He opens
it to find a pair of brass knucks. Seikan shrugs and
puts on the knucks; he jumps and hits a huge fist drop
on Edward. The ref counts the pin fall.
BB- NO, This Can’t Happen!
L- 1…2…3!!!! Seikan has won the title for the second
time!!
“Faint” begins to play and the referee raises Seikan’s
hand in victory.
Mr.Boscoe- The winner of this match, and NEW US
Champion…. SEIIIIIIIKAN!!!!!!
The crowd goes insane and Seikan exits the ring with
his newly won Title.