Stock Market Mayhem Massacre!

Mr.Boscoe the ring announcer for the night steps into the middle of the ring wearing a standard tuxedo, on the canvas around him, tables that have not been set up lay along with Chairs, and ladders. The poles have the crates as Edward stated. Mr.Boscoe raises the microphone to his lips.

Mr.Boscoe- Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight as the main event of STOMP, It will be the first ever Stock Market Mayhem Massacre match. The rules are very simple, the first man to pin, or make his opponent submit, will win the US Title. And the title cans change hands even if the champion is not pinned. It is my honor to introduce The Entire STOMP roster with the exception of the participants in the match!

The STOMP Theme begins to play and the first people out are Jeff Hardy, Phoenix and Pyran. The trio has their leather straps in hands and walks down to the ring. The rest of the people being to walk out, Genocide makes there way down the ramp followed by Carnage who starts to wrap a chain around his fist. The entire roster surrounds the ring as Mr.Boscoe gets back on the mic; the music begins to die down and is soon replaced by "Faint". Seikan begins to walk down the ramp way.

Mr.Boscoe- Making his way down the aisle, weighting in at 330 pounds, and hailing from Australia, SEEEEEEEIKAN!!!

Seikan enters the ring and waits in the corner, as his music dies off and Metallica’s “Creeping Death” begins to play, Agony makes his entrance and walks down the ramp staring at Seikan, Seikan looks back with hatred.

Mr.Boscoe- Walking down the ramp way at 279 Pounds, From Death Valley…. AAAAAAGONY!

Agony enters the ring slowly and watches Seikan’s every movement. His music is soon replaced with “Build Your Cages”. Wild Child walks out and stands at the entrance for awhile, before actually looking up at the ring.

Mr.Boscoe- Weighting in at 223 Pounds, hailing from Regina, Saskatchewan Canada… WILD CHILD!!!

Wild Child smirks to himself and runs down the ramp way, he slides into the ring and goes to the opposite side of the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and points at Rage, he mouths an insult and Rage yells back something like your ass is grass! His music dies off and “Taking Care of Business” blares over the PA. Edward White walks out wearing a nice blue shirt and a pair of kaki pants, over one of his shoulders is the US Title.

Mr.Boscoe- Weighting it at 267 Pounds, from New York, New York, The US Champion, EDWARD WHIIIIITE!!!!

Edward slowly walks down the incline and watches the movement in the ring. He slowly enters the ring and hands his title to the referee. Mr.Boscoe exits the ring and the bell sounds.

L- This is gonna be one helluva match! BB- Damn Straight! Agony and Seikan hates each other, Wild hates Rage, and I am pretty sure Edward while being out with the lumberjacks will give The Beer Man a punch or two. This is gonna be great!

Seikan quickly knocks Wild Child out of the ring with a running clothesline, Agony locks up in the middle of the ring with Edward White. Edward quickly trips the big man down and begins to pound on him, then goes for a quick pin. Seikan breaks the pin fall. Meanwhile on the outside, Rage pounds on Wild Child with the buckle part of the belt, someone trys to pull Rage off of Wild Child, but they only manage to get a swift punch to the face. Wild Child battles back and re enters the ring with his forehead bleeding. Seikan pushes Edward White to the corner, and begins to pull up Agony. Edward jumps to his feet and slaps Seikan in the face. Seikan looks at Edward as he yells at him.

L- I don’t think that went over well with the big man. BB- Edward is yelling something about being the champion!

Seikan replies to Edward’s threats with a huge clothesline knocking him down to the ground. Wild Child sets up a table in the corner, and charges at Agony. Agony sees this happening and flips him over the ropes. Wild Child lands on the apron and gets ready to pull a top rope maneuver off. Agony turns around to be met with a spring board drop kick that sends Agony flying. Seikan on the other side of the ring drop suplexs Edward White down right on his head. The Champion holds his neck, but is ready for Seikan’s counter attack, and rolls him up. The ref counts to two, but Wild Child breaks the pin fall with a double axe handle.

BB- Smart move by Wild Child to break up that pin of the Hobo’s L- Don’t you mean Edward White? BB- Eh, You say potato, I say potato… L- Whatever Bobby, let’s get back into this match.

Seikan jumps up and is caught into a deep arm drag from Wild Child, followed by another arm drag. Seikan attempts to reverse the move into a hip toss, but Wild Child quickly counters it into a swinging neck breaker. Edward slowly rises, and Agony comes barreling at him with a big boot to the face. The Business Man falls down and pulls the third rope with him; Agony misses the target and racks himself on the top rope. Edward jumps into the opposite ropes and drop kicks the Silent Monster down to the outside. Jeff Hardy and a bunch of other people swarm around him whacking him with 2 by 4’s, chains, and the leather straps. Genocide quickly comes to his rescue and pushes him back into the ring.

L- This Genocide might have just helped out Agony! BB- No the bastards just screwed over Edward White, I have money on this guy! L- I thought he was The Hobo? BB- Do I have to explain about the Potatoes again!

In the ring, Edward and Wild Child begin to double team Seikan in the ring, suddenly Edward turns on Wild Child, and hits a jawbreaker on him. Edward tries to show off by sending Seikan into the table in the corner, but Seikan quickly counters and sends him flying into the table. Wild Child slowly makes his way up, and looks towards one of the hanging crates. He smiles as he heads for the box and grabs it. Wild Child drops down to the ring and opens the crate.

L- What is it? I hope it’s not socks; I hate it when people give me socks for Christmas… Oh God… BB- IT’S A TORCH!!!!

Wild Child smiles sinisterly as he rips off his shirt and wraps it around a nearby chair. Agony and Seikan battle in the ring with lefts and rights, as Wild Child exits the ring. He rolls out to the outside and lights his shirt on fire. The roster begins to scatter except for Rage who stares at Wild. Wild Child slowly walks towards Rage with a flaming chair; he points and begins to talk to him. Rage yells at him telling him to bring it, and Wild Child smacks him upside the head with the flaming chair.

BB- OH MY GOD!!! L- Lucky for Rage his hair didn’t set on fire!

Rage slowly gets up from the shot to the head, Wild walks up the ramp smiling at what he has done, and leaves the match.

BB- Why has Wild left the match?! He’s got a shot at the US Title! L- I don’t think he cares.

In the ring Agony lays sprawled out under a chair from a detesting Choke Slam, Edward begins to move. Seikan does notices this and goes for another crate, inside it is a picture of Blade in a frame. Seikan tosses the crate off to the side and takes the picture of blade and smashes it over Edward’s head. The cheap plastic breaks as it collides with his head. Seikan goes over to the next crate and pulls it down. He opens the box, and finds a book titled, “Stock Market for Dummies”. Seikan shakes his head as Edward gets up once again. He clocks The Business Man with the book, and Edward falls to the ground once again. Agony grabs the chair that he was underneath and smashes it over the unaware Seikan. He immediately goes for the pin, but only gets a two count as Seikan kicks out.

L- Agony looks pissed; I bet he thought he has to the win there! BB- No, No, Edward has to win this match! I mean he has the brawn, the brain and the… L- OH…. Agony just clocked Edward! Like you were saying? BB- Never mind…

Agony tosses the chair down after his attack on the wrong person. He turns around only to be kicked in the gut and power bombed down to the ground by Seikan. Seikan smiles as he walks over to a ladder. He sets it up in one of the turnbuckles and drags Edward’s motionless body to the center of the ring. Seikan climbs the ladder and goes to the last crate. He opens it to find a pair of brass knucks. Seikan shrugs and puts on the knucks; he jumps and hits a huge fist drop on Edward. The ref counts the pin fall.

BB- NO, This Can’t Happen! L- 1…2…3!!!! Seikan has won the title for the second time!!

“Faint” begins to play and the referee raises Seikan’s hand in victory. Mr.Boscoe- The winner of this match, and NEW US Champion…. SEIIIIIIIKAN!!!!!! The crowd goes insane and Seikan exits the ring with his newly won Title.