BH-That’s right Dave and ever since the BAMM/XS split XS has been on a run to break themselves away from the Traditional wrestling. They have no old school wrestlers, every man and woman on their roster is a “New Age Legend” but on the other side of the spectrum you have BAMM. All old school, nothing new, no lights and sparkles just 3 men who are out to show the world just how damn good they are.
DS-And right in the middle you have CFH, traditional power with new blood training. You have Dean Dick and Rawhead Rex, 2 men who are true students of the game and then you have Mistress Pain and Eric Draven, 2 athletes who are still in every retrospect kids but have more than proven themselves. But CFH has a wild card Bobby, nobody knows who the hell their 3rd partner will be!
Announcer-Ladies and gentlemen, it’s now time for our Main Event, a 6-Man Hell in a Cell! Introducing first, the special referee for tonight, representing XS….MYSTIQUE! And now, introducing the first team for tonight.
Representing XS, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 267 lbs….VIPER! And his partner, standing 6’ even and weighing in at 157 lbs….DRAGON! And their partner, standing 6’1” and weighing in at 289 lbs….MALICE!
The XS team climbs through the Cell door as “Soldier” continues to play and stands in the corner beside Mystique as the announcer continues his introduction.
Announcer-And their opponents, representing CFH, standing 6’6” and weighing in at 325 lbs…RAWHEAD REX! And his partner, standing 1854.3centimeters and weighing .1254 tons….DEAN DICK! And their partner…….
The announcer stops his introduction and looks at Rex who is standing at the bottom of the ramp with a mic.
RR-You know, Dean and I thought we were down because all of our stable mates were already booked. But then I sat down and started thinking and realized that I had an old friend who still owed me a favor. So, you want to know who our partner is, Viper? Let me tell you, you’re in for a surprise…..
The beginning of Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” plays.
RR….and that is…The TRUTH!
The crowd erupts as “Crazy Train” stops and is replaced by Audioslave’s “Cochise”. Prophet steps in onto the stage but his old XS styled wrestling gear is gone. He is wearing blue jeans, black Harley boots, a black CFH shirt, and a black Cowboy hat. In Prophet’s hand is the Living Legend #3 mask and the faces in the ring are showing complete shock.
Announcer-And their partner, now representing CFH, standing 7’3” and weighing in at 453 lbs…..THE PROPHET!
The announcers go nuts as Rex, Dean, and Prophet quickly jump through the Cell door and stand in the opposite corner. Dean and Viper start the match off as Mystique rings the bell. Viper has his attention towards Prophet as he’s screaming in his face and is clubbed in the back by Dean. Dean whips Viper into the ropes and clotheslines him then stomps on his back a few times. Dean backs up and sizes Viper for another clothesline but when he charges Viper ducks the clothesline and brings Dean down with a neckbreaker. Viper pulls Dean up and suplexs him down to the mat then tags in Malice. Malice goes to the top rope and jumps at Dean, only to take a boot to the chin. Malice stumbles back and Dean picks him up by his legs and drops his throat across the top rope. Dean rolls to his corner and Tags in Rex who immediately whips Malice to the ropes and nails him with a Clothesline From Hell. He goes for the pin but Viper breaks it up at 2. Rex picks Malice up and whips him to his turnbuckle then charges in with a big Splash. Malice starts to stumble out of the corner but Prophet reaches in and yanks him down by the mask.
DS-Can you believe it Bobby? Prophet left his leadership of XS behind to join longtime friend Rawhead Rex in CFH?
BH-I’ll tell you what I can’t believe, he has no feelings for the guys he left behind! I mean look, Rex has the Mystique distracted and Prophet just climbed in the ring and delivered a Cradle Piledriver to Malice. He doesn’t give a damn about them, Dave.
DS-I wouldn’t say that Bobby, I mean if it were Viper, Dragon, or Delaney in the ring with him it would be different I think but it looks like everyone is upset with Malice, lately. Wait Rex is going for a cover again, 1…2…no, Viper got in there again.
Rex picks Malice up and tags in Prophet. Rex gets behind Malice and picks him up by his legs as Prophet wraps his arm around Malice’s neck and delivers a modified Downward Spiral & facebuster. Prophet picks Malice up in a Military press and throws him towards his own corner and points at Viper. Viper reaches in and tags himself into the match then charges at Prophet. The two men lock up and push each other around the ring a little bit before Prophet gets whipped to the ropes. Viper tries a shoulder block but the big man doesn’t move. He tries it again but Prophet just backs up a little bit. Viper tries a third time but Prophet reaches down and powerslams him. Prophet backs himself off the ropes and leg drops Viper. Prophet gets up and runs at the XS corner and back elbows Malice, knocking him off the apron and into the side of the Cell. Prophet points at Dragon and Mystique jumps in his face and pushes him backwards. Prophet turns around and is nailed with a hard right from Viper. Viper sends Prophet backwards into the ropes with a series of hard, stiff rights before grabbing him by the wrist and sending him to the ropes then catching him with a back body drop that sends Prophet over the ropes and onto the floor below. Dragon and Malice jump off the apron and go after Prophet as Rex and Dean jump in the ring. Mystique pushes the CFH team back into their corner and keeps them away from the outside as Viper stands in the center of the ring and tells Rex to bring it. On the outside Dragon and Malice are beating Prophet down with clubbing blows but Prophet finally blocks one from Dragon and pushes her down and grabs Malice by the back of the head. He pushes Malice’s face into the ring post then picks him up by the arms and throws him into the Cell wall. Prophet slides into the ring and delivers a diving reverse DDT to Viper. He reaches over and tags in Dean then slides out of the ring.
BH-We’ve yet to see Dragon get into this match at all Dave, I think the XS guys are hesitant to let her get hurt and the CFH guys are hesitant to hurt her.
DS-That may be right Bobby but Dragon is a big girl, she’s done as much as some of the men in that ring, and more in Malice’s case. And speaking of Malice, his XS spot seems to be slowly slipping away because he’s yet to do anything positive in this damn match!
BH-Wait a second Dave, did you see that? Viper just low-blowed Viper and Mystique had to have seen it. Oh my, reverse atomic drop by Viper and Dragon is in! She is in! Look at Viper Dave, he is yelling at Malice.
Dragon kneels in the corner and runs at Dean, taking him down with a crossbody block. She gets up and runs at him for another one but Dean catches her and falls back for a Fall Away Slam. Dean picks Dragon up and bodyslams her then grabs her legs, locking in the Edgeucator. He doesn’t hold it long though because Viper bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Dean in the face. Dragon stumbles to her feet and helps Viper double suplex Dean then she comes off the ropes with a springboard moonsault. She picks Dean up and front face suplex’s Dean onto the mat and tags Viper back in. Viper climbs the ropes and comes off with a Flying headbutt, catching Dean right on the shoulder. Viper picks Dean up and locks in an Abdominal Stretch but Prophet climbs over the ropes and nails Viper with a well placed Big Boot. Mystique pushes Prophet backwards until he’s against the ropes and out of the ring. Dean staggers to his corner and tags in Rex as Viper gets to Malice. Malice runs at Rex but goes down with a crossover clothesline. Dean climbs in the ring and starts stomping on Malice with Rex and while Mystique tries to get control Prophet walks over to the door of the cell. Eric Draven runs down the ramp with a something wrapped in a cloth in one hand and a pair of bolt cutters in the other. He lays the “package” down and cuts the chains around the lock and the hinges on the frame, freeing the door. Prophet pushes the door out a little bit and Draven slips him the package. Draven adjusts the door again as Prophet slips the package under the ring in the CFH corner. Draven turns to jump the barrier and escapes through the crowd as Prophet slides back onto the apron but he is stopped by a right hand from Louie Delaney! The two men continue their match from earlier in the night with a slugfest while the match in the cell continues. Dean climbs back on out beside Prophet and the two evilly smile at each other. Rex picks Malice back up and drags him to the CFH corner, tagging in Prophet. Prophet climbs through the ropes and boots Malice in the ribs then drags him to the middle of the ring. He hooks Malice up in a leg-hook suplex position and delivers a spinning Fisherman suplex. Prophet gets up and takes his CFH shirt off and throws it at Mystique, who kicks it into the corner. Prophet picks Malice back up and kicks him in the stomach then pulls him in the air, driving him down with a hard Cradle Piledriver. Malice lays practically unconscious on the mat as Louie knocks Draven down and climbs to the top of the Cell! Prophet kneels over Malice as he picks the back of his head up and…PULLS OFF HIS MASK! Malice rolls onto his stomach and immediately covers his face.
DS-JESUS H. CHR…..
BH-EASY DAVE, TV 14! But I can’t believe it, Prophet is the man who brought Malice into XS and he just demasked him in front of the entire world! God, someone break his fingers, we gotta see his face.
DS-Look at this Bobby, Malice climbed to the apron to get out of the ring but look, Prophet just climbed onto the apron too. Malice’s head is hanging off the apron and, no…no…Old School Leg Drop! What force, that pulled Malice clear out of the ring!
BH-Look on top of the Cell Dave, Louie and Eric are still going at it! Oh my, a nice spinebuster from Louie and he is standing in the center of the Cell, waiting for Eric to get up. He’s up and turning around Dave, no way! LOOK OUT DAVE! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! Louie just speared Eric Draven off the top of the Cell!
DS-OH MY GOD! Both men are broken in half right in front of us Bobby! They landed on our announcing table and neither man is moving, how can they be living.
BH-Speaking of living Dave, look in the ring. Prophet just picked Malice up and absolutely threw him through that Cell door! Look at Malice, he is laying in a heap at the base of our Security wall and he is still covering his face. Wait a second, he’s coming to….and running up the ramp! Malice just ran out on his partners, it’s 3 on 2 and one of the 2 is a woman! What the hell Dave, Viper and Louie aren’t going to be happy.
DS-You’re right about that Bobby and speaking of Louie our medical crew is out here in front of us right now checking on the status of both Louie Delaney and Eric Draven. Viper is back in the ring though Bobby, so let’s pay attention.
Viper runs at Prophet and ducks a clothesline then takes his ex-partner down with a spinning heal kick. Viper picks Prophet up again and hits him with a running head scissors takedown. Viper picks Prophet up for a third time and hits a spinning neckbomb and signals that he’s going up. Prophet gets on his feet quickly and runs at Dragon, kneeing her off the apron and causing her to hit her back on one of the steel crossbeams of the Cell. Viper is quickly pissed off and jumps at Prophet for an axe-handle but Prophet grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him. Prophet rolls out of the ring and reaches under the side covering, pulling out the wrapped package that Draven carried to him. Prophet holds it in the air and pulls the cloth covering off, revealing….The Bitch. Prophet kneels in the corner and sizes Viper up.
BH-A night of returns Dave, first Adam Superstar, then Prophet, and now The Bitch is back! Prophet looks like he’s gonna end this match now with a little bit of Old School action. And Mystique is out checking on Dragon so she won’t see a thing, this is great Dave.
DS-Viper is up on a knee but I think you spoke to soon Bobby, Mystique turned around just in time to see Prophet swing and got back into the ring and took the Bitch out of his hands before it connected with Viper’s skull. And it looks like Mystique is in trouble Bobby, Dean and Rex are now in the ring beside Prophet and they’re converging around Mystique, who is standing in front of Viper to protect him from that shot from the sledgehammer.
BH-And she’s the only one left to protect him Dave. Malice deserted his leader, Louie Delaney fell from the top of the Cell through a table, and Dragon was knocked unconscious when Prophet kneed her into that steel Cell wall. Mystique looks likes she’s about to hit one of the guys but who? Will it be her ex-boyfriend Rex who she turned her back on at the last PPV and refused to take her back? Will it be Dean Dick, who she thought would be her friend no matter what happened but has turned his back on her after the last PPV? Or will it be Prophet who came back to the RWF after being injured at the last PPV and joined the very people that took him out? OH MY DAVE, HERE SHE GOES, SHE SWUNG AND HIT…………..
VIPER?! Mystique spins around and clocks Viper in the head with The Bitch! Dean and Rex pull Viper to his feet as Prophet gets in his face and screams something then kicks him in the stomach. Prophet grabs Viper and yanks him into the air, driving him back to the mat with a Respect Bomb! Prophet goes for the cover with his forearm visibly on Viper’s throat, 1…2….3! During the count Dean rolled out of the ring and picked up the CFH shirt Prophet had taken off earlier. Dean hands it to Mystique who pulls off her referee shirt and stands in what looks like a few pieces of dental floss for a few minutes before Prophet finally makes her put the shirt on. “Cowboys From Hell” plays as Prophet and Dean lift Mystique up on their shoulders and Rex pats Prophet on the side.
Announcer-Ladies and gentlemen, you’re winners, Rawhead Rex, Dean Dick, and The Prophet…THE COWBOYS FROM HELL!!! Tune in to RWF Warfare, STOMP, Inferno, & FriXtion to check out tonight’s fallout and tune into the next RWF PPV……