That '70s Show - Episode List - Season Two
Season Two
26. September 28, 1999: Garage Sale
The Forman's have a garage sale, and Hyde contributes his 'special brownies.' Fez makes a pass at Jackie, infuriating Kelso and giving Jackie the best kiss she's ever had.
27. October 5, 1999: Red's Last Day
Red gets drunk in a bar with some of his co-workers on his last day of work, and a concerned Kitty sends Eric and his friends to bring Red home. Kelso is ecstatic when his uncle gives him a beat-up van, but his life gets complicated when he finds himself involved with Jackie and Laurie at the same time.
28. October 12, 1999: The Velvet Rope
Eric, Donna, Hyde and Fez go to a club in Chicago, and Eric finds himself alone and on the wrong side of the velvet rope while all his friends are inside having a great time. Inspired by a photo of a glammed up Bowie, Kelso lets Jackie put make-up on him and outfit him in one of her mother's dresses.
29. October 19, 1999: Laurie and The Professor
Donna's frustrated, because her parents are fighting constantly, and she's in the middle. Laurie's psychology professor shows up claiming to want to help Laurie get back into college, and Red and Kitty are overjoyed. But Eric's really overjoyed when he discovers Laurie and the professor kissing in the garage.
30. October 26, 1999: Halloween
Shocking secrets are revealed when the kids find their permanent records during a Halloween visit to their old elementary school. Red and Kitty remember Halloween, 1957, the night Kitty finds out she's pregnant.
31. November 2, 1999: Vanstock
Kelso's in hot water when he plans a trip to 'Vanstock' and both Laurie and Jackie want to come. Donna catches Kelso making out with Laurie and demands an explanation from Eric. And Kitty decides it's time for Red to go back to work when he starts spending every day watching soap operas.
32. November 9, 1999: I Love Cake
Eric doesn't know how to respond when Donna uses the 'L' word. A fight with Midge leaves Bob sleeping at the Forman's house. And Kelso is the butt of Fonzie jokes when he shows up in a new leather jacket.
33. November 16, 1999: Sleepover
Donna climbs through Eric's window, and he wakes up to find her in bed with him, but nothing happens. Hyde takes a job at Fotohut, and his boss is so laid back that Hyde soon seems like a workaholic.
34. November 30, 1999: Eric Gets Suspended
Donna wants to get her parents attention, so she starts smoking and getting F's on her report card, but its Eric who gets suspended from school when he's caught holding Donna's cigarette. Jackie and Kelso can't agree on how many stuffed animals she gets to keep in his van. Hyde and Fez go on a blind date with two hot girls, but only one of the guys gets to have any fun.
35. December 7, 1999: Red's Birthday
Red's birthday becomes a nightmare when the Pinciottis both bring dates to his birthday dinner. Eric's upset that Donna chooses Hyde to confide in about her family's problems. Jackie makes Michael swear that he would never keep secrets from her.
36. December 14, 1999: Laurie Moves Out
Laurie moves out, and Red worries that his little girl is leaving home too early. Jackie's suspicious when Laurie returns a t-shirt to Kelso and tells him she found it in her room. Hyde tells Kelso his only hope is to act totally innocent with Jackie and deny everything.
37. January 11, 2000: Eric's Stash
Eric's money stash disappears from the Candyland box, he's afraid Hyde might be to blame. Jackie enters the Miss Dairy Princess Pageant, and Kelso and Fez compete to be her 'pageant boy.'
38. January 18, 2000: Hunting
The guys go hunting, and Red bags a deer while Eric wishes he could be somewhere else. Fez goes into the woods with a stick and a whistle, and comes back with dinner.
39. February 1, 2000: Red's New Job
Red interviews for a job at the new Pricemart, and it's a blow to his ego when Eric gets hired first. Kelso has no idea what to do when Laurie wants a different kind of relationship.
40. February 7, 2000: Burning Down The House
Jackie throws a dinner party which Kelso manages to disrupt in two different ways. And Red's astonished when he discovers that Bob wears a toupee.
41. February 14, 2000: The First Time
Midge and Bob are about to renew their wedding vows, and Kitty wants to be a bridesmaid. Kelso thinks Jackie will have wedding fever, but she surprises him. And writing her parents' wedding vows leads Donna to make an important decision about her relationship with Eric.
42. February 14, 2000: After Glow
Eric's humiliated when Kelso blabs to the gang that Donna told Jackie that Eric was lame in the sack. And Kitty's astonished when Red celebrates his first paycheck by buying a motorcycle.
43. February 28, 2000: Kitty and Eric's Night Out
Fez surprises everyone, especially Hyde, when he shows up with a new girlfriend. And Kitty, who feels that she and Eric aren't spending enough quality time together, suggests a night out.
44. March 7, 2000: Parents Find Out
When the cops bust Eric and Donna, completely naked, in the Vista Cruiser, there's no way to escape the parents knowing that they've been having sex. And Kelso, Hyde and Fez, in hopes of a big score, use Kelso's new CB radio to make a date with three hot-sounding girls.
45. March 20, 2000: Kiss of Death
Eric's afraid he'll be in big trouble after he runs over Mr. Bonkers, Donna's cat. And Kelso's sure he's in bigger trouble when Jackie catches him giving Laurie a kiss.
46. March 27, 2000: Kelso's Serenade
Eric gets in trouble with Donna, because she thinks he's taking her for granted. Kelso writes Jackie a song in hopes of winning her back. And Hyde agrees to go to dinner with Jackie, but only if she's buying.
47. April 3, 2000: Jackie Moves On
Jackie's taking her break-up with Kelso extremely hard, and Fez thinks it's an excellent opportunity to claim her for himself. Red wants some answers when he discovers that Kitty no longer has the necklace his mother gave her. And Donna tells Jackie it's time for her to pull herself together.
48. May 1, 2000: Holy Crap
Kitty has a battle on her hands when her family decides to stop going to church. Kelso grows a beard which Jackie tells him she hates but secretly loves.
49. May 8, 2000: Red Fired Up
To Eric's astonishment, Red gives him a lot of approval at work, but Eric suspects it's because Earl, another employee who Eric calls a 'dumbass' lightening rod, deflects Red's anger away from him. Donna tells Kelso that Jackie's never coming back, so, to everyone's horror, Kelso and Laurie begin dating openly.
50. May 15, 2000: Cat Fight Club
Everyone warns Kelso that when Red finds out he's dating Laurie, he's in for big trouble. When Jackie and Laurie trade insults with Jackie coming out second best, Hyde volunteers to give her lessons in being cool. But when a cat fight starts, Jackie learns a different lesson.
51. May 22, 2000: Moon Over Point Place (1)
Eric's upset when a photo of Donna mooning appears in the school yearbook, and Fez is upset when there's no photo of him in the yearbook at all. Jackie shows up with a bag of pot to prove to Hyde that she's cool, and, as a result, Hyde gets busted.
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