Collections of the Overheard
Author's Disclaimer: I know this doesn't really make sense.
Were you a child model? Everything you do is like your on the catwalk. I have a snapple bottle right here. I'll snag you one if you want. Any excess will go in a pile over there.Oh, I left the moving business a long time ago. Its just mind boggling how arrogant this kid is.They call a fellow Princess Coombe. The cleaning guy is not a terrorist, I promise. Everytime anyone wants to go to the bathroom, they have to recite something from the multiplication table. I was the main hip elf in the play Santa Goes Hip. Yeah, he was the head elf. No...I was the head hip elf.
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