I RULE So MUCH
My 3 Fav-o-rite Links of all time
Limp Bizkit! One of my fave bands!
My friend Cory's Coal Chamber Page! Definitely a Grooooovy page if u r into Coal Chamber!!! awesome
My Webpage!!! (sorry, but it is one of my top 3!)
Thank you for visiting my page! I guess now would be a good time to tell u about myself. I am 14 and I'm a freshman at Flour Bluff High School. I like to twirl batons, in fact, today I made the FIRST Olympic team for twirling. I did really good at today's competition, and that made me happy! I know Lommy and Meghann and Bridget and Larissa from 7th period Algebra...they were SUPER smart, so they were in my class, even though they are a year younger. I am in the Gifted and Talented program...I'm kinda a weird kid, but hey- everyone loves me! (not to be concieted or anything, but it's the simple truth) Well, actually, Ryan Ferguson doesn't like me, just because I made a funny poem about his boobs! (he's scrawny!) Well, Janet had a dream that he had breast implants, so I made a poem. It angered him..he was too serious anyways .wanna see? ok....here:
Never smiled, was never glad,
He acted like an adult, instead of a child,
Until one night he had a dream that was wild.
He saw himself in a whole new light,
When he had that dream that fateful night.
He saw himself with a much larger chest,
As if he'd had implants on his breast.
So when he awoke the next day, he knew what he must do.
He's go to the surgeon and get Dolly Parton's times two!
He went through the surgery wonderfully well,
And when he came out he felt terrificly swell.
Well, SWOLLEN was more the word to use,
For his breasts were large and big and huge!
And he walked around gaily smiling bright,
And thanked God for the dream that he'd dreamt that night.
When he went to school, everyone clapped,
And begged him to do a dance on their lap.
And so all was well and all was good,
For the skinny boy with the really big hood!
The End
Didja like it? I call it "Ode to Ryan's Breasts" or "A Boy With a Dream" Okay, well, I guess that pretty much gives u an i dea of what I'm like, so LATER TATER! MUCH LUV! !~ Trinity~!
