Why???
You know that little indestructible box on airplanes, why don't they make the whole airplane out of
that stuff?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM machine?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's a shipment, but if you transport something by a
ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it when people are driving and looking for a certain place, they turn the radio down?
Why do they call beer dry?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in airplanes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when you can't smoke there?
Do you need a silencer if you shoot a mime?
If you shoot a mime, will it scream?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
If a cow were to laugh, would milk come out of it's nose?
How do you stick Teflon to a pan when nothing sticks to Teflon?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
What would happen if you nailed Jello to a wall? (You'd have to be incredibly fast. That's probably
why there is no Jello art.)
If you're in a vehicle, traveling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do we call hot food "chili?"
How does strapping on your seat belt protect you in an airplane falling from the sky?
You know how most packages say "open here?" What is the protocol if the package says "open
somewhere else?"
If you throw a cat out a window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If AOL has so many customers, why can't it afford to put in more servers?
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