This is the new section that I've told about before. If you've been to the original If They Mated page for celebrities, you probably know what the basic idea is. If not, here it is: we've combined the features of several Daria characters into what we think their kids would look like. If you hate them, just say to yourself that we don't know what we're talking about, but if you like them...well, anyways, enjoy.
And they took a lot of patience, but only marginal artistic skill to make. We have a superb grapics program.
They're named after friends and people who have helped on the Shrine.

Name:	Morgan Moreno
Parents:	Jane and Jesse
Sex:	Female
Description:	An artist and a brain like her mom and likes to sing like her dad.

Name:	Wouter Lane
Parents:	Daria and Trent
Sex:	Male
Description:	A musician like his dad and a writer like his mom.

Name:	Darrah Ruttheimer (It's awfully close to Daria, isn't it? We have an actual friend named Darrah, who Bridget says this looks like.)
Parents:	Sandi and Upchuck
Sex:	Female
Description:	I suppose I was too nice to her in the looks department, but I felt sorry for her. How'd you like parents like that? Anyway, I made her right after reading the second third of "Manhunt" and honestly believed that Jane would make her grow up to be a brain or lesbian. Maybe she did.

Name:	?
Parents:	Ms. Defoe and Mr. DeMartino
Sex:	Male
Description:	He looks like a poet. Maybe he enjoys reading those war books that my dad so relishes. I'm sorry, I like history, but I just don't get how anyone could stand to read 7,000 pages about the Civil War, even if it was interesting by war standards. Okay, sorry about that little rant.

Name:	?
Parents:	Mrs. Bennet and Jeffy
Sex:	Female
Description:	Evil fourth grade recorder teacher. Bridget was a bit mean to her, eh?

Name:	?
Parents:	Kevin and that goth girl with maroon highlights
Sex:	Male
Description:	One of those aggravating fake punks who think they're cool because they buy their clothes at Hot Topic.

Name:	?
Parents:	Brittany and Jake
Sex:	Female
Description:	I’d like to think that she learned something from her mom pretending to be stupid. That’s why I didn’t make her horribly ugly; she’s a brain.

Name:	Quincy Fawkes
Parents:	Quinn and Guy Fawkes Day
Sex:	Male
Description:	Probably a lot like his dad, but a bit annoying like his mother. Or maybe not. Maybe getting married to a non-vain guy cured her before she could have a major influence on Quincy. Poor kid.

Name:	Timmy Junior O'Neill (Oh, and his actual middle name is Junior, and he goes by Junior or Timmy J.)
Parents:	Ms. Barch and Mr. O'Neill
Sex:	Male
Description:	Three words: Bad Elvis Impersonator.

Name:	James White
Parents:	Daria and Jamie
Sex:	Male
Description:	Look, don't ask me how Daria got hooked up with a moron like Jamie. Maybe it was before she re-met Trent, and...(okay, I'll leave my shipper-ite fantasies out of this). Anyway, he got his dad's looks and his mom's brains. Lucky.

Name:	Sonya ehh...Blum-Deckler, I guess (Does anyone know Cupid's last name?)
Parents:	Tiffany and Cupid
Sex:	Female
Description:	Well, I guess Tiffany got over her phobia of all things faaaat and ended up with Cupid. God, poor Cupid. Well, anyway, Sonya looks nice enough - just like a normal not-too-hideous-but-not-too-beautiful person. The real Sonya is this girl we know who's a big Mulan fan, so I decided to name this sort of (but not really) Mulan-esq person after her.

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