Every Dog Has Its Day
You put me on a short leash
And threw away my hydrant
You ate up all my kibble
Now my coat’s no longer vibrant
My nose is dry and chapped
But this puppy’s here to stay
Scratch my belly, baby
Every dog has its day
Raaaa-whooooo
<“arfing” in the background>
Bow-wow
Raaaa-whooooo