05-26 Rumor has it that Great Grand Master Lou Chi is working like a slave! We are wondering what is going on with the other Kung fu students. We haven't heard from them for a while. Probably they are all taking modeling classes under the great teacher Fern "The Dancer & Model". What is next, country line dancing? We can only hope that they will follow in Great Grand Master Lou Chi's footsteps, and not venture themselves in the dark side like one classmate. Only time will tell what influence Darth "The Dancer" will have on them!
Great Grand Master Lou Chi was seen this week working at the Cox Hanson O'Reilly Matheson law firm. If anyone would want to get a hold of him concerning certain matters, he should be in his office, slaving away! Here is where he can be reached in the daytime.
The all mighty Great Grand Master Lou Chi was seen this week working like crazy. It's been rumored that he is doing the job of 15 people, while they go out for lunch. Nonetheless, the great one is still receiving files like there is no tomorrow. Great Grand Master Lou Chi was reported has saying : "I wonder why I didn't become a school teacher". In any event, we are sure he will survive.
05-21 It's official: Great Grand Master Lou Chi has left the building! 05-15 Should Fern "The Dancer & Model" keep his title? After checking out the latest addition to the famous Hung Gar Website, we can’t help noticing that Lam Sai Wing has been added in the Martial Artists section. We believe that if Grant “The Snitch” Lee really wants to look like him, he should also shave his head. Nonetheless, check it out, and if people have pictures of Grant “The Snitch” Lee, please forward them to the WebMaster. When we are satisfied that they are authentic, we will put them right besides Lam Sai Wing, and people will be able to really check if there is any similarity between the two Kung fu men. 05-13 So many questions, so much suffering! First and foremost, after receiving valuable information from an unidentified source, it's been rumored that "The Dancer" was seen sitting down with five males after a Kung fu class. This was differing to what he told his superior classmates after the Kung fu class. He was quoted as saying: "I have to go to Cosmo to meet some ladies..." After noticing this lie, the Great Grand Masters Council investigated, and found that the source was reliable even though he sometimes relieves himself in the trash can in the bedroom.
After a recent Kung fu meeting on Saturday, Grant "The snitch" Lee will definitely have a hard time in classes from now on. We don't know what his punishment will be, but after what we've heard, he'll have to suffer a great deal. Please be advised that his status will be reviewed on a day-by-day basis. Only time will tell what will eventually come out of this gruesome affaire. Fern "The Dancer & Model" is now advertising on television to promote his new Lean mean dancing machine. It's been reported that he got this idea from George Foreman's Grill. "The Dancer" is now accepting Visa or Master Card for three easy payments of 33.33$ Will he make money off of this junk? Only time will tell. Finally, we've just got news that a certain Kung fu man from Vancouver is practicing a certain forbidden art. This person shall remain anonymous at this time, however, continuing these actions will render him to a great amount of banter. It's been rumored that this person his practicing the forbidden art of dancing. This is only an example of what can happen when you let people get influenced by The Dancer. We hope that this is only a rumor, and the truth will finally come out. Until then, we can only cross our fingers and wish for the best. In other news, Great Grand Master Lou Chi, and Rick "Chicken Wing" Fry just released their second single musical album. The hit song is entitled The Kung fu Blues, and it's already climbing the charts at an unbelievable pace. They are getting rave reviews, and they are only starting. Stay tuned to find out what these two will come out with next! 05-08 Will Fern "The Dancer & Model" lose his title? 05-07 The decision is final, and the Council has spoken! The city’s mayor defended the police action on national television. He told CBS’s Face The Nation that they were expecting 10,000 protesters and were expecting problems. He was quoted has saying: "Problems occur often in the town of Hillsborough". Other sources claim as many as 40,000 protesters will take part in the demonstrations.
In other news, Great Grand Master Lou Chi and Rick "Chicken Wing" Fry just released their first single musical album. It's been rumored that it's a remake of the Baha Men's hit Who let the dogs out. The title of the remake is Who's in the doghouse. It's been reported that the inspiration for this song was provided by one of their classmates. We don't have any leads on who this classmate might be, but from what we've heard, this person has been in the Dog House over and over again. Sales from this single have reached a phenomenon level. One thing is for sure; the best is yet to come. Has we can see, Great Grand Master Lou Chi is an all around artist. Like USA Today wrote: "Great Grand Master Lou Chi's performance is outstanding!" 05-03 Guess who entered the Kwoon last night? In other related news, it looks like The Great Grand Master's Council are investigating the voting irregularities in the Poll. It's been alleged that Fern "The Dancer & Model" is blackmailing his dancing students to vote for him under duress. He's been quoted has saying: "If you people don't vote for me in the Poll, I will cut off your dancing privileges, and I will never teach you the Cha-Cha!" If this is true, Fern "The Dancer & Model" will be cut off from the Poll. The Council should make a final decision in the near future. Stay tuned to find out more about Fern "The Dancer & Model's" unbelievable and atrocious tactics! 05-01 It's time to give out the April Student of the Month award! 04-28 Results from a thorough investigation We just received news that funds for the Save Fern From His Delusions Foundation are grossing at an astonishing rate. At the moment, the Foundation raised 200,000$, and caring people are still giving to this great cause. It's been reported that Matt "The Destroyer" Yong tried to get his hands on part of the funds, but he was denied, since he studied in Business Administration, and people who graduated from this field are often implicated in embezzlements. One thing is for sure, the money keeps on rolling in, and in a few weeks, we will be able to put Fern "The Dancer & Model" in an institution to help him out. We all hope that he will be cured from his dreadful delusions! 04-25 Secret rendezvous in Fern's Dancing Dojo! In other related news, it looks like Fern "The Dancer & Model" is giving Grant a run for his money in the Student of the Month Award. He is catching up to him at a mind-boggling pace. Only time will tell what will be the end result at the end of the month. Will Grant keep his lead, or will he collapse like a pile of old dried out rocks in front of Fern "The Dancer & Model" for this prestigious award. Stay tuned to find out! 04-16 A change of pace in the hunt for Student of the Month! In other related news, rumor has it that Great Grand Master Lou Chi will be featured on none other than the famous Wheaties boxes next month. He will be amongst the greatest people to ever get their pictures on the famous cereal box. A representative from Wheaties was quoted as saying: "This is the first time we have a great martial artist grace the cover of our boxes. Before Master Lou Chi we had Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Donovan Bailey, and others. We our very happy that Master Lou Chi was willing to be a part of this project. In addition, 45% of the funds raised from the sales will go to the Save Fern From His Delusions Foundation". Later in the evening, Great Grand Master Lou Chi was seen entering the photo-shoot with a Save Fern From His Delusions Foundation T-Shirt, and everyone in the building wanted one. Who knows, probably Great Grand Master Lou Chi will start a marketing campaign, and proceeds from the T-Shirt sales will also go to that Foundation. Only time will tell. Stay tuned to hear more about this breaking news! 04-15 In need of psychological help? The Poll administrators are seriously considering putting an end to Fern's participation for the Student of the Month Award. However, they will be taking comments in the Poll area to see what will be the consensus with the popular Hung Gar website fans. Please leave your messages to let us know what we should do with Fern's psychological problems. Tune in to see what will come out of this quandary! 04-14 What will be Grant's sentence for cheating in the Poll? 04-10 The first and most prestigious Student of the Month Award goes to... 04-05 A total disrespect for the senior classmates! In other related news, after a short Court appearance, Marco "The Hammer" Godbout was seen leaving the Court house with a big smile on his face. After talking to reporters, it is reported that Rick "Chicken Wing Master" Fry has filed an injunction ordering the well known, and very popular Hung Gar website to add him in the Poll for the Student of the Month Award. The judge allowed the motion, but said that "Mr. Chicken Wing" should start the Poll at zero. Will this person give a little competition to the Great Grand Master Lou Chi? Only time will tell. Until then, stay out of trouble, and remember, don't eat that yellow snow! 04-01 This is unbelievable, we have a tie! 03-30 The tribe has spoken! 03-29 The Poll administrators have added a new twist concerning the Student of the Month Award! In other news, it's been rumored that Fern "Big Shot" Chung, also known as Fern "Mario Andretti" Chung is under investigation for driving with undo care and attention. An officer for the RCMP is quoted as saying: "This guy doesn't know that he can't pass other cars on a solid line". Will little "Andretti" serve time for his reckless behavior? Only time will tell! 03-28 Some ignorant bastard tried to steal my car yesterday!
At a recent press conference at the Office, Great Grand Master Lou Chi gave this statement: "It's been both an honor and privilege to train with a great bunch of guys that will undoubtedly become great Kung fu men. It is with great discontentment that I leave my Kung fu class to head out at another destination. It was a very hard decision on my part, but the situations in the matter left me with little choice. Like a great philosopher used to say: "Here today, and gone tomorrow!" I know that the classmates will continue to train very hard, and will be willing to teach me the things I missed due to my departure. I wish them the best of luck in their endeavors, and with the way they are training at this point, OUR traditional Kung fu will NEVER die! Thanks to all my classmates, and it's an unbelievable honor to be a part of Wei Chin. Thank you very much for everything, and good luck to all of you!
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In the wake of the Video Lottery Referendum, the Great Grand Masters Council is going to let the public decide on The Dancer's fate. At a recent press conference, one of the Council’s chairman, Grant "The Snitch" Lee, was quoted as saying: "I am a reasonable man, and I am willing to let the people decide if The Dancer should keep his Student of the Month tile. I personally have trouble imagining that a dancer of his ability would demean himself to the point of scheming his fellow classmates. Nonetheless, I believe that the people will make the right decision. I should make it clear that if The Dancer should get his band of thugs to vote for him like he did in last month's award, he shall be cut off the polls for good". Please leave your votes in the comment section of the Poll. The decision will be rendered at the end of May. Until then, stay away from Stacy "The interviewer"! Eat your heart out Barbara Walters!
After being out for holidays, the editor in chief of this great website has alot of catching up to do. Please note that the headline news today are not in an chronological order.
After the Great Grand Masters Council's decision on "The Dancer's questionable conduct, it's been rumored that the Council is looking to reprimand The Dancer one more time. Rumor has it that they are looking at removing "The Dancer's Student of the Month award for April. Unlike the first decision, this ruling is not final. They are still gathering evidence to see who else might have been involved in this horrible scheme. After talking to reliable sources, we have heard that some other classmates might have been involved in this plot. Stay tuned to find out more about this breaking news!
Earlier today, the Great Grand Masters Council ruled unanimously on the future of Fern "The Dancer & Model" in the Poll for this month. After a meticulous investigation, the Council announced that Fern "The Dancer & Model" demonstrated serious disrespect by forcing his dancing students to vote for him under fear of retribution. One of The Dancer's threat’s was not to teach his disobeying students the Cha-Cha dance. This event caused an enormous uproar outside the Great Grand Masters Council.
Police in riot gear used batons and pepper spray against demonstrators today in Moncton, N.-B. People from around the world have converged in the Hub City this weekend to disrupt the Great Grand Masters Council’s meeting concerning Fern "The Dancer & Model’s"future.
Moncton streets were taken over this morning by thousands of chanting protesters, in a huge demonstration against The Dancer's participation in the very popular Hung Gar Student of the Month Poll. The chants were loud and clear. Everyone was chanting: "Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Fern "The Dancer" has got to go, Hey Hey, Ho Ho..." The protesters did not appreciate The Dancer's participation in forcing his Cha-Cha students to vote for him under coercion.
In a scene reminiscent of last fall’s World Trade Organization protests in Seattle, today’s demonstrators were sprayed in the eyes and others were hit with batons as police tried to hold back a crowd that broke down a barricade outside the Great Grand Masters Council, near the civilized town of Hillsborough.
After everything calmed down, Fern "The Dancer & Model" was arrested, and brought to the Renous penitentiary. No one knows how long he will be in jail before he faces the parole board, but one thing is for sure; modeling in prison should be practiced in utmost secrecy. In any event, Fern "The Dancer & Model" could teach his fellow inmates the Cha-Cha dance that he would not teach his disobeying students. Stay tuned to find out how long Fern "The Dancer & Model" will have to stay in jail before his Court appearance!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, we had a new Kung fu man in class yesterday, and no, he was not a disciple from Fern's dancing dojo. It was none other than Master Rick "chicken wing" Fry. It's been reported that after a brief visit at Great Grand Master Lou Chi's Office, Matt "The Destroyer" Yong, and Great Grand Master Lou Chi were seen beating on some trees outside a house. No one knows what they were doing, but it's been reported that they do this often, and sometimes, some trees have crumbled at Great Grand Master Lou Chi's expense. Fern "The Dancer & Model", and Grant were seen trying this, but they could not find a way to get the trees to dance with them. It's been rumored that Fern even bought a tree some chocolate to win it over, but it did not work. It looks like he'll have to find a new dance partner.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to change the life of another Kung fu classmate. This will undoubtedly change his life eternally. This month's challenge was even greater than ever. Only 10 votes separated the winner from another candidate. I guess the other candidate will have to go lower in his horse and arrow stances to get a chance to win the award. If you want to know who won the Student of the Month award for the Month of April, click on the Student of the Month Archives in the Miscellaneous section.
Great Grand Master Lou Chi was seen talking to a private investigator about the existence of a private dancing Kwoon better known under the name Fern's Dancing Dojo. After the brief meeting, the investigator gave a brief interview with reporters in the main entrance lobby of the Hotel Beauséjour in Moncton, New Brunswick. After being asked what was the raison d'être of this dancing school, the investigator replied that Fern "The Dancer & Model", and Grant are practicing dance moves so that they can act in the up and coming ABBA video, Dancing Queen. 
It's been reported that Fern "The Dancer" will have the lead role, and Grant will be responsible for the backup vocals. In addition, they are going to put a little personal touch in their dancing moves by adding some moves from the Tiger Snake form that they learned from another Kung fu man and dancer, Master Robert "Higgins". Only time will tell what will be the outcome of this dance Eton.
Inside sources tells us that Grant, Fern "The Dancer & Model" and others are trying to gain an advantage on Great Grand Master Lou Chi by practicing some dancing moves on Tuesday and Friday mornings. They've been seen entering a secret Kwoon that is better known under the name Fern's Dancing Dojo. Is "The Dancer & Model", or Grant trying to invent a new style of "Martial dancing Arts"? These meetings have been taking place in utmost secrecy. On Tuesday of last week, Matt "The Destroyer" Yong was seen entering the Dancing Dojo in none other than his pajamas. We have no new leads on the matter, but from what is reported, it looks more like a pajama party than anything else. It's been reported that a private investigator will be attending the Dancing Dojo to investigate this matter in length.
Yes ladies and gentleman, it looks like Grant has taken the lead for the Student of the Month Award. Inside sources tells us that there was a change of heart amongst the voters, because people didn't want to vote for a person who might end up in an institution before the Poll ends at the end of the month. However, it's been reported that people might change their minds if Fern can get help, and stop fascinating about dancing. Will Fern accept this help, or will he continue to hallucinate about being a dancing Buddha? Only time will tell!
It has come to our attention that a member of the Kung fu class is in a state of massive hysteria, and if he doesn't get any help soon, he'll suffer from a substantial case of psychosis. This member seems to be obsessed about dancing, and modeling. After talking to the well-known psychologist, Dr Lou Chi, it has come clear to us that Fern is suffering from a severe case of Paranoid Schizophrenia. Dr Lou Chi who is Fern's doctor was quoted as saying: "Although Fern had been diagnosed with Paranoid Schizophrenia over fifteen years ago the medications that he had been prescribed, namely various combinations of Stellazine, Chlorpromazine Mellaril, had only been partly successful in ameliorating his condition. In 1996 he was prescribed Clozapine a dibenzodiaazepine. Within two weeks he showed significant improvement and for the first time in many years showed no negative side effects. In addition, Fern was a schizophrenic patient of long standing. He had been medicated with every known antipsychotic medication but none had been effective because of the troubling side effects, the worst of which was tardive dyskinesia, which made him think that dancing and modeling was a very masculine hobby. As a result, I felt that there was little that I could do for him." According to the doctor, it seems that Fern is suffering from a relapse, and should be hospitalized as soon as possible.
We've just received breaking news! The people spoke, and the sentence is unanimous. In addition, the sentence was ratified by the Great Grand Masters Council. It looks like Grant will have to do 500 Dragons at Rick "Master Chicken Wing" Fry's count. It's been rumored that some other students have already suffered this sentence, and they've been quoted as saying: "I have to say that it's not easy, but after a few hundred, you don't feel your legs anymore. I wish Grant the best of luck. If I would be counting, I would give him more to do, since to CHEAT is own classmates for the award deserves a very big penalty." It's also been said that if Master Chicken Wing is not satisfied with Grant's performance, he should have Grant stand in a Horse Stance for 15 minutes with Great Grand Master Lou Chi on his legs. This would really teach him, since he tried to steel the award by cheating the great one, and the most deserving candidate Great Grand Master Lou Chi. Let's hope that justice will be served. We'll have to wait and see to find out!
In other related news, Fern "The Dancer" is in the lead for the Student of the Month Award. Will this lead last for long? It's been rumored that Grant will try to take over the lead with a little subterfuge. We'll have to wait and see what he'll whip out of is… hat! In addition, Grant has been quoted as saying: "If this dancer wins the Student of the Month Award, it will make a mockery of our prestigious Kung fu class. Let's just say that I will stop at nothing to keep "The Dancer" from winning." What will come out of this enmity? We'll have to wait and see!
Yes people, the time has come to crown the lucky winner of the Student of the Month Award for the month of March. The Hung Gar student of the month award is the Grand Daddy of them all. To find out who won, click on the new Student of the Month Archives in the miscellaneous section.
Yes ladies and gentleman, we have reached a new low today. It's been rumored that after a very enticing Kung fu class, some classmates informed the others that they would meet them at the Igloo for a cup of coffee. Upon arriving, Great Grand Master Lou Chi, Reg Hiccup Mang, Brian Swift Pang, and the all mighty Master Grant "G-Force" Ward where sitting at a table discussion current affairs. After waiting until 1:30 AM, the other students did not show up. These other students were none other than Grant Grand Master Lee, and Fern Big Shot Chung. After evaluating these disrespectful actions, the Great Grand Master's Council has decided to demote the two students to a beginner level. From now on, Grand Master Grant Lee will be known as Grant, and Fern Big Shot Chung will be better known under the acronym Fern or "The Dancer". In addition, it has been rumored that for their sentences, they will have to buy a round of drinks (tea or coffee), and a large amount of chicken wings for the other superior students. While handing down the sentence, the Great Grand Master's Council informed the two delinquents that this will hopefully deter others that try to follow in their unwise footsteps.
While the poll administrators decided to let the Poll run for an extra hour since it was daylight saving time, the end result was unbelievable. We ended up with a tie! It look's like "Great Grand Master Lou Chi" and Bob "The Collector" Chang are tied for the prestigious prize. Poll administrators have decided to let the poll run for an extra week, so the public will be able the break the tie. Rumor has it that there will be a great amount of voting, so they've decided to let people only vote once per day. So get on the site, and have a voice!
After an outstanding race, it looks like Grant "Grand Master" Lee, Fern "Big Shot" Chung and Matt "The Destroyer" Yong have been voted off! Poll administrators wishes them the best of luck in next month's poll, and hopes they will give "Great Grand Master" Lou Chi some competition next time around. As for the other contenders, it looks like it will be a tight race. Tune in to see who will win this prestigious award.
After viewing the outrageous voting on the Poll board, administrators have decided to get 3 students voted off before the end of the month. They will remove the 3 students with the most votes from the Polls, and people will have a chance to vote for the winner of the award during the last day of the month of March. 
Administrators say that this will make the voting more strategic. Until then, only time will tell who will be voted off!
THIS WEEK CRIME STOPPERS AND MYSELF IN MONCTON NEW BRUNSWICK ARE LOOKING FOR THE INDIVIDUAL OR INDIVIDUALS RESPONSIBLE FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY CAR ON MY APPARTEMENT BUILDING PARKING LOT IN MONCTON.
ON MONDAY THE 26TH OF MARCH 2001 BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 7:45 AM TUESDAY THE 27TH IN THE MORNING, AN INGORANT BASTARD BUSTED MY INGNITION SWITCH AND DASH BOARD IN MY CAR. ONCE INSIDE THE CAR, FUCK FACE WENT TROUGH THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT OF THE VEHICULE.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS INGNORANTE SHIT FACE AND POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PLEASE CALL THE MONCTON CODIAC RCMP OR MYSELF. I DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY TO GIVE, BUT WE CAN FIGURE SOMETHING OUT IF YOUR INFORMATION LEADS TO AN ARREST. YOU WILL RECEIVE A BONUS IF YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS OR THESE SHIT HEADS BEFORE CALLING THE POLICE. CALL NOW!!!
03-26 It looks like Matt "The Destroyer" Yong is giving a little competition to Great Grand Master Lou Chi in the Poll! 03-23 It really looks like no one will ever win the award if Great Grand Master Lou Chi stays in the race! In other related news, it's been rumored that Grand Master Grant Lee and Big Shot Fern Chung were seen applying for jobs at a very controversial male dance club "for males". This information was obtained after the owner of the club, Jennifer Lopez, was seen training the two new employees. It looks like Grand Master Grant Lee will be in charge of sewing and repairing the male dancer's thongs, and Big Shot Fern Chung will hold the title of Dance Coordinator.
03-22 This is a special news bulletin! In other related news, from everyone here at the CBC news crew, we would like to say happy birthday to Great Grand Master Lou Chi. The best gift to give this outstanding man would be to vote for him for the Student of the Month Award. This is Peter Mansbridge signing off, and wishing everyone a good night. 03-19 You thought that there were irregularities in the USA presidential race, think again! 03-18 It looks like Great Grand Master Lou Chi is immortal! 03-16 Will the other Kung fu men have what it takes to win?
After reviewing the Poll, one can't help to wonder about the "fishy" voting that's been going on during the past week. Rumor has it that Matt "The Destroyer" Yong is an experienced "egg nog" drinker, especially during some Kung fu parties. To explain this outstanding voting, probably Matt "The Destroyer" Yong convinced his bathroom buddies at the Igloo to log on this wonderful site and vote for him. As for the end results at the end of the month, according to experts, there is no doubt who will win the Student of the Month Award. It will be none other than the all mighty one himself Great Grand Master Lou Chi. The only question left unanswered is how many votes will The Great One have over his rookie contenders. Only time will tell!
After looking at the Poll today, we can clearly see that nobody can beat Great Grand Master Lou Chi for the upcoming Student of the Month Award. It's been rumored that the "Great One" himself is thinking of letting the others fight it out within themselves since there will be absolutely no competition if he is still nominated for the award. The public opinion is clear; they want the legend to stay, because he is undoubtedly the greatest martial artist ever. We will keep you up to date on this matter!
We interrupt this usual broadcast to bring you this special news bulletin. Hi, my name is Peter Mansbridge. We've reached a new low in Canadian history today. We've just got news from our New Brunswick news room that an undisclosed amount of money disappeared during the autograph signing of Great Grand Master Lou Chi while he bigheartedly was signing autographs for the benefit of the Canadian Orphanage Foundation. After reviewing footage of a hidden camera that was installed in the main lobby during the autograph signing, a person who was later identified as Grand Master Grant Lee was seen “stealing” money from the cash register while another individual was distracting the very small and sad looking orphan kid attending the cash register with what looked like some "Male dancing moves". This other individual was later identified by the R.C.M.P. as being Fern "Big Shot" Chung. After being question about what could possess a person to do such a thing, Grand Master Grant Lee was quoted as saying: "I needed money to buy a cellular phone for my wife." As for Fern "Big Shot" Chung's motive, he probably only wanted to practice some new dance moves. Both stealer and dancer will be attending Court tomorrow, and we'll update you on the matter as soon as we can.
Inside sources tells us that the private investigator hired to check into the Poll voting irregularities has received valuable information from a person who wishes to remain unidentified at this time. During a phone conversation, the mystery man was quoted has saying: "It's all Grand Master Grant's wrong doing. He's trying to win the Student of the Month award by conning the public into voting for him under false statements. This is the truth. He even wanted me to get involved in this morbid activity, but being the nice guy that I am, I refused to render myself to this low and inhumane scheme." After being asked if he would like to leave his name, the unknown person said: "I'd rather not, because this could really affect my cover as a spy for the MMDLF (Male Model Dancer's Liberation Front). Who is this mystery man (or model)? Stay tuned to find out!
It has come to our attention that a mistake was made in the Poll comment section. It's been rumored that Grand Master Grant and/or Big Shot Fern are trying to corrupt the vote by making false statements on the site. Rumor has it that a private investigator has been hired to sort this mess out. In other related news, Grand Master Lou Chi is well ahead of the polls. After being interviewed, some critics said: "It's unfair to the others to have Great Grand Master Lou Chi in this poll. It is obvious who's going to win." Will the critics be right? We'll get the final verdict in 13 days!
03-15 Who will win the March student of the month award?
After the first day, it looks like Grant 'Grand Master' Lee and Lou 'Great Grand Master' Chi are neck and neck for the award. Will others try to match these two incredibly talented Kung fu men? Only time will tell, because there is still 16 days left until the end of the month. Sources tell me that another equally talented Kung fu man is trying to compete with these two masters. Will this mystery man prevail? Stay tuned to see the results of this poll. Another inside source tells me that if these other kung fu men want to prevail over Lou 'Great Grand Master' Chi, it will almost take a miracle. Stay tuned!
