Chapter 1
Erin and her friend Crystal went to a live WWF event. After the show they got backstage and bumped into Christian, Erin's favorite wrestler. Erin and Christian immediately fell in love, and they both went back to Christian's hotel. I think we all know what they did there.
While Erin went off with Christian, Crystal went out to her car. Just as she was about to get someone tapped her shoulder. She turned around and was face to face with Shawn Micheals (sorry if i didn't spell micheals right. oh and if i spell his real last name wrong you can fix it). "Hello beautiful", he said looking into her green eyes. Crystal felt her heart skip a beat when he said this to her. "Hi", was all she could say. "You don't have to be shy around me. I mean I'm just your average guy", Shawn said trying his best to make her feel comfortable around him. "Oh, ok. By the way my names Crystal", she said. "I'm sure you know my name but you can call me Mike. All my friends do. I thought I saw you walking around with one of your friends?", he asked curiously. "I did. Her names Erin by the, but she went to Christian's hotel room", Crystal said grinning about what her friend was doing. "Ah probally another one his one night stands", Shawn said totally serious. "One night stand, are you sure? I mean they were holding hands and he opened doors and he couldn't keep his hands off of her", she said knowing that if this were true Christian would be coming to the arena with a black eye, broken nose, and probally a dislocated jaw. "I can't be positive if this ins't a one night stand but he has done to a hundred different girls in a hundred different cities. You wanna go see exactly what they are doing? I know where he is staying if you do" he said trying his best to hold back laughter that was trying to escape. "I'd love to" she said. Shawn then outstreched his hand. Crystal took it and he led her to his car. She got in and he drove off towards Christian hotel.
Chapter 2
As they arrived at Christian's hotel Shawn got out of the car and popped
the trunk open. "What do you need out of the trunk?", she asked looking
at him. "Video camara", he said holding it up in the air. They walked in
to the hotel and made their way towards the elavator. When they got off
on the 5th floor they made their way to Christian' s room. At the door
Crystal knocked two times and waited for an answer. "I'll get it, Jase",
was heard from inside the room. Erin answered the door wearing one of Christian's
puffy shirts. "What are you doing here?", she asked looking at her friend.
"I was just about to ask you the same thing", she said smiling slyly. "I
was not doing that!", she stated. Erin then noticed Shawn standing in the
hall with a camera. "Holy Shit!! He has a camara. Give me that" she said
running towards him. "No way. This is going on GTV you little slut", he
said joking around with her. Just then Christian emerged in a pair of black
boxer shorts. "What is going on?", he said looking at Erin jumping around
trying to get the camara away from Shawn. Even though Shawn was pretty
short Erin barely measured five feet tall. "So you all weren't doing anything
huh", Shawn said while trying to hold the camara steading so that he could
get a clear picture of Christian's angry face. "Shawn give me the camara",
Christian said very calmly. "No way", Shawn said laughing hysterically.
Give me the camara" "No" "Give me the fucking camara!!" "No" Just then
Erin jumped on Shawn's back and was trying to get the camara away from
him. All she proceeded in doing was making him laugh even harder about
what was going on. Christian was finally able to pry Erin off of Shawn
who was still laughing. Crystal then ran overand grabbed the camara and
ran as fast as she could down the hall. Erin was finally able to get away
from Christian and ran down the hall after her freind. Crystal ran outside
and got into Shawn's car. Before she was able to lock the door Erin was
right in there with her. "Alright whats the big idea barging in on me and
Christian like that?", Erin asked her friend. "Look we need to be serious
for a minute. I need to tell you something about Christian that Shawn told
me", Crystal said. "Oh what did he say Christian's gay and that he can
prove because if he did I am not going to believe him", Erin said looking
angrily at Crystal. "No he said that Christian has done this kind of thing
before and that you are only another one of his many one night stands.
Look the only reason I'm telling you this is because I don't want you to
go falling in love with him and have him break your heart while you break
his neck", Crystal said smilling slightly. "Oh trust me this isn't a one
night stand. Christian wouldn't do that to me", Erin said clearly angry
about what her best friend had just told her. "Just listen to me on this,
please", Crystal said pleading for her friend to understand. Erin just
gave her a dirty look before she opened the door to the car and stepped
outside. Christian and Shawn finally came outside. Christian had put on
a pair of pants and boots that he had not bothered to tie. Shawn got in
the car and looked over just in time to see Erin give Crystal the same
dirty look she had before. Erin then grabbed Christian catching him totally
off guard and began making out with him in public for a few minutes before
she leaped into his arms and he carried her back into the hotel. "She is
so hard-headed", Crystal said. "Oh I thought you might want to know I talked
to Christian about the one night stand thing", Shawn said. "Would you care
to tell me what he said or am I just suposed to find out on my own?", Crystal
asked smartly. "No I'll tell you. He said that it is a one night stand
and he's only using your friend to get layed", Shawn said looking sorry
for telling her after seeing the look of anger spread across her face the
second he said he used her to get layed. "I'm gonna kill him for using
her", Crystal said through her closed teeth. "Well you can get the chance
tomorrow. He's gonna be at a house
show and I'll let you come with me. But first lets get you to my hotel
room", Shawn said grinning evily at her. "You'll have to give me directions
since I'm driving", she said to him trying to keep her excitement in check.
"Alright. Fine with me", he said placing a hand on her thigh and rubbing
up it up and down. "We'll have time for that later", she said taking his
hand off her leg. Crystal then started the car and drove off towards Shawn's
hotel.
About two hours after Crystal and Shawn left found Christian and Erin getting dressed. "Do you by any chance know where Shawn' s hotel is?", Erin said grinning. "Yeah. Why do you want to know?", Christian asked looking slightly confused. Erin didn't say anything. She only shot him an evil smile. "Oh. I like the way you think", he said grabbing his jacket and heading out the door.
Chapter 3
They arrived at Shawn's hotel about five minutes later. Christian and
Erin hurried as fast as they could to Shawn's room. Erin then knocked on
the door. "Who is it?", Crystal called from inside the room. "Room service",
Erin answered making her voice sound slightly lower than it normally was.
"We didn't order any...", Crystal said opening the door and seeing Erin
with a camara. Crystal was standing there in her bra and panties. Crystal
was about to grab the camara when she saw Christian standing in the hall
trying to hold back his laughter. Crystal soon forgot all about the camara
and walked over to an unsuspecting Christian and nailed him with a mean
right hook. Christian turned to look at her just in time to see her fist
heading towards his face again. Since Christian was so fast he moved out
of the way just in time so that her punch could not connect. "You Son of
a Bitch. I'll dare you use my friends feelings towards you just so that
you can get layed. You stay away from her do you understand me?", she said
looking extremely pissed off. Shawn had seen all of this and walked over
to calm her down. He was only wearing a
pair of degeneration x boxer shorts. While Shawn was trying to calm
Crystal down, Erin had gone over to see how Christian was doing. She pushed
the hair out of his face and he leaned over and kissed her passionatly
on the lips. Part of it was because he wanted to spite Crystal and the
other part was because he really wanted to kiss Erin. Christian was very
confused about all
of this. He only planned to use this girl as one of his many one night
stands. He had a few serious relationships before but they usually ended
because the woman he was dating did not want to travel on the road with
him or because they complained that he was always on the road. Just then
DX and The Brood got back from going clubing. Hunter had his lovely girlfriend
Kelly with him. Brian's girlfriend, Stephanie (to anyone who is reading
this its not Stephanie McMahon. It is Stephanie Stelling) was at home because
she didn't want to go clubing with them. Sean had his girlfriend, Monica,
with him and his hand around her waist not willing to let go. Billy was
with his girlfriend Jessica who had her hand in his back pocket. Since
Jessica was wearing a skirt Billy had to settle for putting his arm around
her tiny waist. David was with his wife, Luna. Adam's fiense( think i spelled
it
right) who know one knew about was at her house in California. "Alright
Christian!!!", Adam yelled startling his little brother. "I wonder what
Shawn' been doing", Hunter said looking at Shawn And Crystal standing in
the hallway in their underwere. Kelly elbowed Hunter playfully in the chest.
"What was that for?" he asked. "You know good and well what its for", she
said grinning. "Hey aren't you Kristen's little sister Erin?", Adam asked
the girl standing with his younger brother. "Yeah, but how do you know
Kristen?", she asked curiously. "Uh we uh went to uh school together",
Adam said a little to quickly. "That's funny. I've looked through all of
her year books and don't remember seeing you in any of them", she said
starting to get suspious. "That's because uh we went to college together",
he said a little more calmly. 'Oh smooth Adam' he thought to himself. "College
huh", Erin said to herself. "Will someone please tell me whats going on
and why Christian has a balck eye?", asked Billy. "Nothing is going on.
And as for Christian having a black eye I punched him for using Erin to
get layed", Crystal said giving Christian a dirty look. "Look I didn't
use her to get layed", Christian said getting a little frustrated. "Well
Shawn said that you told him that and
personally I would believe him over you any day", Crystal said glaring
at him. "Alright. I might have said that earlier but now for some reason
I can't just let this whole thing go as a one night stand. I really do
care for your friend. Will you please believe me?", he said pleading with
her. The look in his eyes said it all. "Fine", she said in a flat tone.
Shawn and Crystal went back into their room. The other members of DX and
their girlfriends also went to their rooms. Christian, Erin, Adam, David,
and Luna then went back to their hotel.
Chapter 4
Shawn and Crystal were in Shawn's hotel room when all of a sudden the phone rang. Crystal answered it. "Hello?"The person then hung up.
"Who was that?" "I dont know, they hung up." Shawn said oh well, and then started kissing Crystal. Just then they had a knock on the door, shawn said he would get it. He went to go get it, and there was no one there. "Who was there?" "I dont know, they left."
Shawn went back and started kissing Crystal again. The phone rang again, but neither one of them bothered to get it.
Chapter 5
Crystal and Shawn continued making out as they made their way to his
bedroom. Just then the phone rang again. Crystal and Shawn tried to ignore
it but the person on the other line would not give up. Finally Crystal
went to answer the phone. "What", she asked a little more than slightly
annoyed. "Do you have any Grey Poupon?", asked the voice on the other
end of the line. Then a clicking noise was heard as the person hung up
the phone. "Who was it?", Shawn asked as Crystal climbed back into bed
with him. "I don't know. It was a prank call", she said simpily. "What
did the person say?", he asked. "He asked me if I had any Grey Poupon",
Crystal said a little more than confused by the call. "Then that would
be Christian. He does the same thing every night. Hold on. I'll give Edge
a call and tell him to have Christian stop calling us", Shawn said picking
up his cell phone on the dresser. "Hello?", Adam said on the other line.
"Adam this is Shawn", he said. "Shawn what do you want. It's close to one
o' clock in the morning. "Oh don't give me that bullshit about you being
asleep because I know you probally have some little
prostitute there with you right now", Shawn said loud enough so that
Crystal would here. "For your information I was asleep. Now there must
have been a reason you called me so just tell me what it is", Adam said
getting really annoyed at Shawn for all of this. "I called you to tell
you to get that phycotic lunatic you have for a little brother to stop
prank calling me and Crystal", Shawn said getting angry at the wrong brother.
Shawn then heard the sounds of footsteps coming closer and closer. "Adam
I thought you were so tired. Now come back to bed", said a female voice.
"So who was that?", Shawn asked in his own little cocky way. "Shut the
hell up Shawn", Adam said sounding extremely pissed. "Hello Shawn. This
is Kristen. Look Adam will have to call you back tomorrow ok?", she said.
Before Shawn could answer the connection to the other line was lost. "What's
going on?", Crystal asked curiously. "Adam's little prostitute has a name.
It's kristen", Shawn said smiling slightly. Crystal had been drinking a
bottle of water and when she heard him mention the name Kristen she spit
it out imediately. "What did you
do that for?", Shawn asked looking at the soaked sheets on the bed.
"Did you just say Kristen?", she asked. "Yeah. Why????", Shawn asked giving
her a strange look. "Well its just that I think Erin has an older sister
named Kristen", Crystal said trying to remember if Erin's sister was in
fact named Kristen. She soon forgot all about that as Shawn went over to
kiss her passionately on the lips. They were able to fall asleep in eachothers
arms.
Chapter 6
Erin woke up the next morning to the sounds of loud music. She slipped
on a robe and made her way into the living room. She then saw that Christian
had set up one of those little things where you lay down and lift the weights
over your head (ok. I know I'm not technical. so sue me). 'Poor baby. He
keeps trying to get more muscular. I just wish someone would tell him that
it ain't gonna happen' she thought to herself. When Christian set the weight
back up on the bar thing, Erin went over and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
He returned the kiss by grabbing her and sitting her down next to him.
It was cut short though by Adam and Kristen barging through the door. Erin
imediately forgot about Christian and ran over to hug her older sister.
"I thought you were in California? And what are you doing with Adam? You
hate wrestleling", Erin asked looking at her older sister knowing something
was up. "Well I don't hate wrestling anymore. And I'm hanging out with
Adam because we're engaged", she said holding up her hand that had a large
diomonique solitare on it. "But I thought you said Adam looked like a fage...."
Erin said as Kristen clamped a firm hand over her mouth. Adam looked at
her confused. Christian was still siting down and now was trying to contain
his laughter. "Can you two excuse us for a minute", Christian said getting
up and grabbing Adam by the arm. They walked into a small room and closed
the door. "I can not believe you are marrying her sister!!", Christian
said looking clearly angry about the situation. "What's wrong with me marrying
her? She's a very nice girl", Adam said. "Yeah I'm sure she is. Do
you realise that when you two get married I am going to be related
to my girlfreind. What am I supposed to do when people ask who she is.
Should i say oh this is my siter-in-law Erin. Oh did I forget to mention
that she is also my girlfriend", Christian said with more than a hint of
sarcasm in his voice. "You won't have to worry about that. She's just a
one night stand anyway",
Adam said knowing this would piss his brother off. "She is not a fucking
one night stand. I just wish everyone would quit saying that. After Adam
had finally gotten Christian to calm down they went back into the room
where the girls had started talking about wedding dresses, flower arrangements,
shoes, and everything else one could possibly think of for a wedding. "So
Kristen
would you like to go to the house show with Adam, Erin, and me?", Christian
asked her. "Sure I'd love to. Well i got to go get ready. Come Adam", she
said teasing him. "Come Erin. We have to get ready to", Christian said
grabing her by the arm while she starte laughing hysterically. After they
were ready they went down, got in Christian car, amd drove off towards
the arena where the house show would be at.
Chapter 7
They were driving over there, and when they got to the parking lot of
where the show was going to be, a car came speeding in front of them and
they almost crashed into it. The car that speed by them parked and they
pulled up next to it. Shawn and Crystal got out of one car, and Erin and
Christian got out of the other one. Christian saw who it was and started
screaming at
shawn. "What the hell do you think you were doing, we almost crashed
into you guys." Shawn started laughing hysterically and pointed at Crystal.
Christian looked over at her and said "Why is he pointing at you?" "Because
he is." "Why is he?" "Because he wants to, I dont know." Christian looked
over at Erin and said "Does she ever answer any questions you ask her?"
"Not
usually." Crystal then said to Christian "Well Christian, I think there
is something very important you need to know about Erin." "And what might
that be?" "Well, ever since she has been watching wrestling she has been
in love with you, she thinks you are so, so, so, so cute. And she used
to fantasize about you." "Why doesn't she anymore?" "Because her fantasies
have come true,
shes met you, and got fucked." "Oh, is this true?" (He said smiling
looking over at Erin.) Erin replied with "No, it most certainly is not."
Crystal then said "You know it is erin, stop lying." "Ok, fine, fine, its
true." Christian then started laughing hysterically and couldn't stop.
Erin said "Shutup, or I'll hit you in your balls so hard you grandchildren
will feel it." He immediately stopped laughing and stood there very still
not saying anything and covering his balls with his hands. "I think I just
might go ask Jesse
where he got that cup from." Erin and Crystal both started laughing.
Shawn then said to Christian "Well while there getting a kick out of you
holding your balls, I'll tell you while we almost crashed. Crystal was
the one driving, and I saw your car going into the parking lot and told
her that we had to beat you so I told her to start driving really fast
and pull right in front of them into the parking lot." "And she listened
to you?" "With a little bit of bribing she did." "I wonder what that was."
"It was none of your business is what it was." Erin and Crystal then stopped
laughing and they all went into the arena. Adam and Kristen were already
there, and they were making out in some corner. Erin went up to Kristen
and tapped her on the shoulder, and said "Do you mind, there are other
people in the room." While she was doing this Crystal saw Hunter and she
went over there. They both started talking, and Hunter handed Crystal
a bottled water. They were talking and drinking the water when Mike walked
over there. "Oh no your not going to get her started on bottled water too."
Erin then walked over there and said "It's too late, she already drinks
it all the time."
Chapter 8
Erin was finally able to get Crystal away from Hunter. After she got
her away from Hunter she took the bottled water away from her and threw
it to Shawn. "Sorry babe, but this is for your own good", he said turning
the bottle upside down and letting the water fall to the concrete floor.
"No!!!!!!! I can't believe you did that", she said as she walked down the
hall to go find Hunter again. "Does she always freak out this much about
bottled water?", Shawn asked almost afraid of the answer. "Yes", came her
simple reply as she walked off. She saw her sister making out with Adam
again and grabbed her by the hair. Even though Erin was only a little over
five feet tall she was a good three inches taller than her sister. "What
do you think your doing?", Kristen asked looking pissed that her little
sister had interupted her yet again. "Man I knew we should have had you
fixed when we had the chance", Erin said trying her best to remain serious.
"Oh very funny. Now let go of my hair", Kristen said still trying to wrench
her golden locks out of her sisters tight grip. "Whoops, sorry. Oh Adam.
You have some lipstick on your
neck, lips, cheek, and shirt", Erin said grinning as she went to find
Christian. "God. You are such a little slut", Kristen said grinning at
her sister. "Your one to be talkin. You've slept with more people in your
first year of High School then I have in my entire life", Erin shot back.
"Yes you have", said Crystal coming back with her bottled water in hand.
"Remember the time you got really drunk and me and Erin found you at that
guys house. Oh and remember when he turned out to be a homosexu.....",
Crystal never got to finish her sentence because Kristen had put her hand
over her mouth. "Wait Kris. I wanna hear this", Adam said taking her hand
off of Crystal's mouth. "No you don't", she said firmly. "Yeah I do" "No
you don't" Before Adam could
speak another word Kristen placed her mouth on his so tightly and firmly
not even the jaws of life would be able to get them apart. In disgust Erin
and Crystal left to go find their seats. Then Monica, Kelly, Jessica, and
Stephanie joined then about five minutes later. Kristen came by a few minutes
after the show started. "Uh Kristen", Erin said to her sister. "What?",
she asked. "Your uh shirts on uh inside out", Erin said hold back laughter.
"Give me your sweater", Kristen said. "No its cold in here", Erin answered
back. Kristen snatched the sweater from her sister and put it on over her
shirt. "If your so cold why don't you go borrow one Christian's shirts?",
Kristen told her sister. "Not a bad idea", Erin said as she started to
get up. Then a hand was placed firmly on each one of her shoulders pushing
her back down in her chair. She looked to see Kristen and Crystal each
had a hand on one of her shoulders. "I don't think so", they both said
in unison.
Chapter 9
After the show ended Crystal went on a wild search for Shawn. When she finally found him She caught his lips in a fiery embrace that lasted for a few minutes before she finally broke away. "That was nice and all but I need to talk to you before we start to have any fun", Shawn said looking a little disappointed about it. "Alright what do you want to talk about?", Crystal said crossing her arms over her chest. "Do you know a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and looks to be about 18 or 19?", Shawn asked curiously. "Whats her name?", Crystal asked while thinking about his question. "I think its either Haily or Halley. something like that", Shawn said trying to remember the name that he had heard. "Holly", Crystal supplied. "Yeah thats it. Anyway I saw her and Jeff Hardy making out in the parking lot. They were there for about five or six minutes before she got in his car and left. You know she looks alot like you and your sister. Is she any relation to you? Maybe a cousin or something", Shawn said telling Crystal everything he knew about the situation. "Acually she's my sister", Crystal said holding back the laughter that threatened to come out. "Well I think your little sister is about to score big tonight", Shawn said as an evil smile spread across his lips. "Ahhhhhhh", was heard down the hallway. "What the hell was that?", Crystal said starting to get worried. "It's probally just Shamrock", Shawn said trying to reasure Crystal that everything was fine. "Shawn that was a women screaming", Crystal said looking strangely at the commisioner of the federation. 'Wonder how he got this job' she thought to herself. "I meant Ryan Shamrock", Shawn told her. "Oh. Well lets go see what happened", Crystal said already halfway down the hallway.
By the time they got there, they saw Adam helping a limping Kristen down the hall. "What happened?", Crystal asked with worry and curiousity behind her voice. "I slipped on some goddanmed bottled water that Hunter left in the middle of the fucking floor", Kristen said rather calmly. "Did it hurt it much slut?", Shawn asked teasing Kristen. "Do you get some kind of sick leasure out of calling me and my little sister a slut?", Kristen said with that same deadly calm in her voice. "Yeah I do. Oh and just remember that she is bigger than you", He said as he grabbed Crystal and started running away laughing hysterically. "Does he...", Kristen trailed off.
"Yeah he does", Adam said as he leaned closer to kiss her pationately
on the lips. "Not right now. I hurt my ankle, remember?", she said looking
at him. "So. That doesn't bother me. I meanyou were fine with this a couple
minutes ago when we were in the basement", he said pleading with her. "Well
I'm not fine with it now. Maybe when we het back to your hotel", she said
grinning.
"Yes!!!", Adam said. "Urg. Is sex all you think about?", Kristen asked
almost afraid of the answer she would get. "Yeah basically. Now lets go",
he said pulling her along. "Ow. Hey stop. My ankle", she said braking the
hold he had on her hand. "Oh sorry", he said as he lifted her up and flung
her over his shoulder. "Hmm. Nice view", Kristen said as she patted him
playfully on the behind. "Why thank-you", Adam said as he reached his car
and sat Kristen on the passengers side of the front seat. He then walked
around to the drivers side, got in, and drove off to his hotel room.
Chapter 10
Shawn is running down the street with Crystal being dragged behind him.
"Alright stop. Stop Shawn. Shawn. Shawn! Shawn!!!!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!", Crystal
yelled while jerking her hand out of his tight grip. "What do you want",
he said not even out of breath. "Why are we running down the street", She
said trying to catch her breath. "I forgot where I parked the car", Shawn
said truthfully. "Shawn we passed the car when we were running away from
Adam And Kristen", Crystal said as she hit him upside the head. "Why were
you running away from them anyway?", Crystal asked almost afraid of the
answer. "Because
I felt like it. That's why. Duh", he said taking her hand and running
down the street again.
Chapter 11
Crystal and Shawn were still running down the street, and they ran right past Shawn's hotel. Crystal couldn't get him to stop until they got in front of the hotel the brood was staying at. She then said "Shawn, we passed your hotel like 5 blocks ago." He said "No we didn't, this is my hotel."
"Yes we did."
"No we didn't."
"Yes we did!!!"
"NO WE DIDN'T"
"But Shawn, this is the hotel the brood is-" "No, this is the hotel
I am
staying at." "Ok, Shawn, whatever you say."
They then walk up to a room, and shawn tries his key, but it doesn't
work. So he then takes one of Crystal's butterfly clips out of her hair,
and uses it to pick the lock. They go in, only to find Erin, Adam, Christian,
and Kristen all playing twister. And Christian knocking them all down,
so he could win. They then realized shawn and crystal standing at the door.
Erin gets up, and
says "Oh, hi, wait a minute, how did you get the door open?"
Shawn then held up the butterfly clip, and Christian said "Ok, thats nice you have a butterfly clip for your hair, but how did you get in??"
"I used the butterfly clip, what do you think." Christian then said "Excuse me." "Your excused." "No, I didn't mean it like that."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"YES YOU DID!!!"
"NO I DIDN'T!!!!"
Crystal and Erin then both slapped them upside their heads and told them to shutup. Then Shawn said "Ok, but only if we are allowed to play twister." Christian then said "Excuse me." "You are excused, again."
Before Christian could say another word Erin covered his mouth and said
"We're not starting this again." Shawn then pulled Crystal over to the
twister board and told Kristen and Adam to spin the damn thing. Then, to
get on Crystal's nerves, Christian whispers to Adam to spin it so it will
land on something so I can stand over Crystal. He did and Christian then
moved so he
was standing over Crystal. Crystal looked at him and said "What the
hell do you think your doing?"
"I'm playing the damn game, what do you think I'm doing?"
"No, your getting ready to fall on top of me." "No I'm not."
Shawn is laughing hysterically and he then trips Christian so he will fall on Crystal, while Kristen, Adam, and Erin are all laughing along with Shawn. Then to get on Crystal's nerves even more Christian said "So was it as good for you as it was for me?" She then said "Fuck off" and slapped him. "Ooh, a little fiesty aren't we."
"Shutup." "No." "Yes."
Shawn then turns the tv on and turns it to the playboy channel. Christian and Adam look up at him and say "What in the hell are you doing?" "Watching tv."
Crystal then got up and slapped him and turned the tv off. He then said "No, lets watch tv."
Christian then said "Fine, we'll watch tv, but we'll watch something thats not trashy." "Well excuse me, I'm not the one that gets the playboy channel in my hotel room." Christian said "We didn't order it, its just there." "Sure it is." "Anyway, we dont have it hooked up in here." "Oh, is this the kind of channel where you push the button where you want to order it?"
Everyone then looked at shawn and all told him to shutup at the same time. They all fell asleep while watching tv. Crystal was on the couch with Shawn and Christian was on the floor next to the couch. Shawn then rolled over and in the process knocked Crystal onto the floor on top of Christian. But it didn't wake her or Christian up. They all wake up, and Crystal finds herself laying on top of a still sleeping Christian. She woke him up and asked him what the hell he was doing. He then said "What do you mean? And why are you on top of me?"
"I dont know, thats what I was going to ask you." Just then Shawn walked past them and they both said "Nevermind, I understand." Shawn then said "What do you mean you understand, what the hell do you understand?"
Christian then said "We understand everything unlike you." "Dont be a smartass Christian, and Crystal, lets go." He said while grabbing her and running out of the hotel room, out of the hotel, and down the street to his hotel.