The Beautiful People
by: Lestat

Artist: Marilyn Manson
     Lyrics:

     And I dont want ya
     And I dont need ya
     Dont bother to resist or I'll beat ya
     It's not your fault that ya always wrong
     The week ones are there to justify the strong
     The beatiful people
     The beautiful people.
     It's all relative to the size of your steeple.
     Ya cant see the forest
     For the trees
     And you cants smell your own shit
     On your knees
     Theres no time to descriminate
     Hate every mother f#cker
     Thats in your way
     Hey, you
     Wadda you see?
     Something beautiful and something free?
     Hey, you
     Are ya tryina be mean?
     You live with apes man it's hard to be clean.
     The worms will live, in every host.
     It's hard to pick which one they eat the most
     The horrible people
     The horrible people
     It's all has atomic as the size of your steeple
     Capitelism has made it this way
     Old fashion facism will take it away.
     The beautiful people
     The beutiful people
     ( Repeat three times)

Note: I decided to be a bit more creative then just doing the video with wrestlers names in it, so I am writing my
     own storie based on the lyrics for the song, keep in mind that the lyrics are not qouted often in this story, the
     charecter Edge in this storie are the people I think Marilyn Manson was singing for in the song)

     ( Edge is sitting in the middle of a high school, all by himself, he seems depressed, a bunch of kids about his age
     (18) aproach him)

     Kid #1: Hey, ya goth freak, what are ya doing?

     Edge: I'm just sitting here man, sorry if I'm in the way.

     Kid #2: Haha (in a mock tone) "Im just sitting here, sorry if Im in the way!

     Kid #3: Hey, how's your mom going, did she agree to be your sex slave?

     ( Kids laugh)

     Kid #1: Hey, why dont you come and play baseball like the rest of the world?

     Edge: Well, man, I dont realy like baseball.

     Kid #2: You sure?

     Edge: I'm not into sport, man, I'm more into the arts.

     ( Kids all laugh like hell)

     Kid #3: Your more into bumbing people up the ass?

     ( The kids laugh at there own stupid redneck style joke, Edge is nearly crying)

     Kid #3: Hey, I heard your dad died last week, sorry to here that

     Edge: Yeah, he did.

     Kid #1: Yeah, I heard you killed him to!

     Edge: Damnit, just piss off!

     ( The kids are realy offended, they start beating on Edge, and a teacher comes up and breaks them off him, he
     takes all four of them to the office)

     Princable: Okay, Dan (kid number 1), can you tell me what happened?

     Dan: Yeah, we came up and asked Edge if he wants to play baseball with us, and he said no, and we said "man
     please" and you know how Johns perants broke up? (John is kid number 2)

     Princable: Yes, I do

     Dan: Well, Edge started teasing him about it, he said some realy bad stuff

     ( John is pretending to cry)

     Kid #3: Hey dad, Edge also twisted my arm, I dont think I can play football next week.

     Princable: Eric, I told you not to call me dad in school...
     Oh well, Edge, is this true?

     Edge: No, man, it isnt.

     Princable: That's SIR!

     Edge: No, sir, it isnt.

     Princable: Somehow I dont believe you.

     Edge: ( realy angry) Thats because your a facist redneck pig who favours his son in school and....( Princable
     interupts)

     Princable: Edge, you are suspended for the rest of the week, and tell that slut mother of yours why!

     Edge: F#CK YOU!

     ( Eric attacks Edge)

     Princable: Eric, get off him, it's okay, Edge, I dont wanna see your freakish face in this school for the rest of the
     week, get out of here NOW!

     ( Edge is walking out of the school yard, he sees his little brother Christian, Christian has a black eye)

     Edge: Get beat up again?

     Christian: Yeah

     Edge: Man, you gotta ignore them!

     Christian: I did, they tried to ripped my coat, I tried to stop 'em so they punched me in the eye.

     Edge: Yeah, one day those litle sh!ts will start picking on the wrong person, then they'l get it, you just wait and
     see!

     ( Out of the corner shop comes Edge's friend Raven, Raven left school a year ago)

     Raven: Hey Edge, what's up?

     Edge: I just got the living crap kicked out of me, and to top it off, got suspended

     Raven: Hey man, dont worry about it, I got beat up to, now look at me, I am half of the ECW tag champs, and
     what are they? They are pit diggers, plumbers, or uninploid, they are nothing!

     Edge: Yeah, well.

     Raven: Hey listen man, I know it's tough, just hang in there, one day those basturds will be nothing, and they will
     here your name on the tv or on the paper, and they will be like " Edge? That goth freak, I knew him! I used to
     pound his face in when he was in high school" And you know what, no one will give a shit! They will just say, yeah
     sure you did, and walk away!

     Edge: Mmmm, yeah, maybe.

     Raven: Christian, who the hell did that to ya?

     Christian: Just some kids.

     Raven: Aw, damn, those litle punks better look out or..

     Christian: Please

     Raven: Sorry.

     (Scene opens at Edge's house, Edge is talking to his mom)

     Mom:You got suspended?

     Edge: Yeah, mom, they made fun of dad, and....

     Mom: And you beat them up? Thats just stupid, Edge, just because some litle shit goes and.

     Edge: No, mom, I didnt hit them, I told them, to, P' off, and they beat ME up.

     Mom: Then why did you get suspended?

     Edge: Eric was one of the kids and....

     Mom: Okay, now I get it, daddy has to defend his litle boy, and....

     Edge: Mom, dont.

     Mom: Okay.
     To be continued, by the way, you might not see the relavence between the story and the song, you will soon)

( Scene re-opens, Gangrel is walking into the school, he has moved from florida or somewhere, everyone is
     standing there staring at him)

     Gangrel: Yeah, I know I'm a hunk, but please people, stop looking at me, it's inportant to control your labito!

     ( All the girls roll there eyes and groan, Gangrel chuckels and keeps walking, Edge comes up to meet him)

     Gangrel: And who the hell are you?

     Edge: My names Edge

     Gangrel: Cool name.

     Edge: Love the fangs!

     Gangrel: Aw, these? Mom sais they make me look thugigh!

     Edge: nah, there cool!

     Gangrel: Thanks, so, what's the school like?

     Edge: Redneckville, your not gonna like it here

     Gangrel: Why?

     Edge: You have to be one of "the beautiful people" otherwise you get ridiculed.

     Gangrel: By who? What kind of asshole would do that?

     Edge: Take your pick!

     ( Edge spins around in a circle pointing, two girls come up to him, named Janet, Pamela and)

     Janet: Hey, gothboy, what are ya doing?

     Edge: Talking

     Janet: Hey, eh, dont talk top me!

     Gangrel: You were talking to him!

     Janet: Uh, what-eeeeverrr.

     Pamela: Uh, yuck, somebody shoul eat those fangs! There hidious!

     Gangrel: Um, if your looking for something to eat, I can find something a lot tastier than my fangs!

     (Girls are surprised Gangrel had the nerve to stick up for himself and Edge, they walk away, and strt talking to
     there boyfriends)

     ( Scene re-opens in the school cafitiria, Edge and Christian are eating with Gangrel.

     Edge: Why did you move here anyway?

     Gangrel: We had to, my mom found a job here, and after my dad died we needed one....

     Edge: Your dad died to?

     Gangrel: Did yours?

     Christian: Heart attack.

     Gangrel: God, you guys must feal like shit, in a school like this with your dad dead and all.
     My dad had an overdoss

     Edge: Realy?

     Gangrel: Yeah, well, I hardly ever saw him anyway.

     Christian: Still must be devastating.

     Gangrel: I dont think it was any worse than with you guys.

     ( Edge and Christian are amazed what a strong person Gangrel is, ( they dont seem to know how strong THEY
     are))

     Gangrel: Well, ah, nice lunch!

     Edge: Yep, tomato soup, spinach, or carrots, I hope you like it, it's all we ever have!

     Gangrel: Oh, well, I'll live with it. At least it's red.

     Edge: Where do you wanna go after lunch? That is, if you wanna come with us, which you probably dont.

     Gangrel: Why not?

     Christian: Cause where, you know.

     Gangrel: Goth's? What do you call me?

     Christian: Mmm, yeah but were also.

     Gangrel: What?

     Edge: Losers.

     Gangrel: Oh yeah, sais who, some dumbass redneck jocks who cant read and are obsessed with stupid fart jokes
     and sex!

     Edge: Wow, cool!

     Gangrel: What?

     Edge: Man, you got a way with words!

     Christian: Agh, we'le go to the library.

     Gangrel: Cool idea, they got any Anne Rice books?

     Edge: Yeah, they've got the whole vampire chronacles.

     Gangrel: They got poetry?

     Christian: Yes.

     Gangrel: The got seats?

     Edge: Yup

     Gangrel: They got cheese?

     Edge: (sarcasticly) Yeah, lots of cheese!

     ( Scene re-opens at the library, Edge and Christian and Gangrel are reading, and Edge notice's a sign, "debating
     tournerment, held in one weeks time at the town library,winner will go on to South Africa)

     Edge: Hey, guys, look at that!

     ( Gangrel and Christian read the sign)

     Christian: Should we enter?

     Gangrel: I dont see why the hell not!

( Where we left off, Gangrel Edge and CHristian were about to enter the debating tournerment, now the scene
     opens, they are at the library)

     Librarian: Sorry, you guys are the only ones who enterd.

     Edge: Realy?

     Librarian: Yup, everyone seems to wrapped up in football and everything else to enter the tourney.

     Gangrel: Wait a minute here, does that mean we get to go to debate in south africa?

     Librarian: well, ah, I didnt realy think about that but, yeah, I guess it does!

     Christiand: Bitchin'!

     Librarian: Well, good luck to the three of you, I know your all fine young men no matter what your teachers tell
     me, why, most kids your age are coming in here, farting, telling sex jokes, hiding playboy magizines in the
     Shakespearian sections!

     Christian: Thanks.

     Librarian: No problem, go break a, um, what would you say in debating?

     Gangrel: Pull a vocal coard!

     ( Librarian laughs, she waves good by and they wave back, scene re-opens and Edge, Gangrel and Christian are
     at the newsagancy, heaps of people are stairing at them)

     Christian: Okay, we gotta get some books for the plain.

     Edge: Yeah, what do you think?

     ( Gangrel spots the Anne Rice section, he pick's up Interveiw with The Vampire, Pandora, The Vampire Lestat
     and Tale of the Boddy Thief) (authers note I recomend all these books there cool!)

     Gangrel: Okay, these will do.

     Edge: I got some Edger Alolen Poe books just in case we finish the novels, so I guess that's enough

     Gangrel: Now we need munchies!

     ( Edge gets three big packets of malteases, three large bottles of coke, and three large packets of CC's.)

     Edge: This will do for day one, we will buy the other stuff on the plain

     ( Scene re-opens in Edge and Christian house at twelve o'clock, they are camped out, Gangrel is staying over
     cause they have to get up at one o'clock to catch the plain, Edge's mom is about to go to bed)

     Mom: I'l tell you guys when to wake up if you want.

     Christian: No it's okay, we'l remember.

     Mom: Gangrel, can I talk to you for a while?

     ( Gangrel looks worried, most of the time when he has being asked that quostion it is to say he is a bad influence
     and they dont want him near there children, Gangrel and Edge's mom go outside where Edge and Christian cant
     here them)

     Mom: I just want to say.

     Gangrel: Look if I'm a bad influence I dont mean to be I just...

     Mom: No, your not, quite the oppistete actuely, the boys love you!

     Gangrel: Well, I love them so...

     Mom: Well, one thing I do know is that Christian actuely stuck up for himself without Ravens help! And Edge,
     well, he is becoming more confident to!

     Gangrel: yeah, I just wanted them to understand that you dont have to be good at sport or a chic magnet to be
     beuatiful.

     Mom: That's terrific! You boys have a great time over there, oh, and you better go to sleep now, well, goodnight!

     Gangrel: nigh mam.

     ( Mom goes to bed, she sees them getting up and putting The Crow on, she shakes her head and smiles)

     ( Scene re-opens with Gangrel Edge and Christian waking up, they go out and get in Gangrels car, the scene
     fades)

( Edge, Gangrel and Christian are waiting for there plain, most people are staring at them eyes wide open and
     eyebrows raised, it is about 1:3O in the morning)

     Gangrel: Oh god I cant hold it in any longer!

     Edge: Toilets down that way man!

     Gangrel: No, I mean the excitement, this is the best day of my life! I dont know how I'm gonna maintaine myself.

     Christian: You better think of one, because we are riding first class!

     Gangrel: Well, in that case I better get it out my system now.

     ( Gangrel pick's up a public phone and calls the operater)

     Guy and Gangrel at the same time: Hello, this is telstra may I help you?

     Gangrel: Okay, man, I'm looking for a Wayne King.

     Guy: Huh?

     Gangrel: Aw, you know, your probably doing it right now!

     Guy: Huh? Say what?

     ( Gangrel hangs up and walks back to the seats where Edge and Christian and everybody else in there flight are
     waiting)

     Edge: Hey wait a minute, thats our plain coming in now!

     Christian: Rockin'!

     Gangrel: Okay, lets go!

     ( Christian Edge and Gangrel and the rest of the flight get in the plain, the get a seat up the front, they all squeeze in
     so they can fit three people)

     Edge: Well, here we are!

     ( Plain is about to take off, and the scene fades)

( Scene opens with Edge Gangrel and Christian walking into the room where the debating will take place, a few
     seconds later it re-opens again and they are back on the plain with trophies, they begin to talk)

     Edge: Man, how the hell did we win it?

     Christian: Yeah, hey wait, lets see them pick on us now!

     Gangrel: Christian, you got it right, we are gonna BE something! They arent, and somehow, I think our lovely
     princeble will be forced to pat us on the back!

     ( Scene re-opens with a presentation for Gangrel Edge and Christian, basicly welcomingthem back to the school
     and congradulating them)

     Princeble: Ide like you to give a warm welcome to these three boys, you guys make me feal so proud, our school
     is not only good at sport, these boyus have just brought home a trophie in debating for us!

     (Edge gets the microphone)

     Edge: Thatk you, I just want to thank you all, even though you guys did nothing but humiliate us! Tim, you insulted
     my mother, Jay, you son of a bitch you beat me up every chance you got and got away with it each time, and
     Princable, whatever your name is, you are a redneck piece of crap, but, thank you all, you have helped us so
     much!

     ( Everyone claps apart from the guys that picked on them, the credits come up and, thats the end of the story)


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