In the not-too-distant future
Way out in Hamilton, Ontario
The evil Negaduck and Megavolt
Were hatching a Nasty Scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Rameses
Just a bit of competition
Just a regular joe he didn't like.
Hi experiment needed a good test case,
So he conked him on the noggin
And he commuted him to Can-a-da. (Too cold!)
We'll send him cheesy spammings,
The worst we can find (la-la-la),
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Rameses can't control
Where the spammings begin or end (la-la-la),
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his Disney friends.
Dis-Ney Rollcall!
Liquidator (I'm ready!)
Negaduck (Feel my wrath!)
Ammonia Pine (I'm here!)
Steelbeak (Hey babe!)
Megavolt (I'm electrifying!)
Frollo: (My conscience is clear!)
Scarrrrr! (Be prep-arrrrrrrrrred!)