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Mystery Disney Science Theater 2000
Episode 2: The Grandaddy of 'Em All
by Roaming Tigress

In the not-too-distant future
Way out in Hamilton, Ontario
The evil Negaduck and Megavolt
Were hatching a Nasty Scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Rameses
Just a bit of competition
Just a regular joe he didn't like.
Hi experiment needed a good test case,
So he conked him on the noggin
And he commuted him to Can-a-da. (Too cold!)

We'll send him cheesy spammings,
The worst we can find (la-la-la),
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Rameses can't control
Where the spammings begin or end (la-la-la),
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his Disney friends.

Dis-Ney Rollcall!

Liquidator (I'm ready!)
Negaduck (Feel my wrath!)
Ammonia Pine (I'm here!)
Steelbeak (Hey babe!)
Megavolt (I'm electrifying!)
Frollo: (My conscience is clear!)
Scarrrrr! (Be prep-arrrrrrrrrred!)

W.O.L - Warehouse of Love

*Rameses is sleeping in his bed when all of a sudden the Negaverse Lair theme goes off - the music, the lights, the whole she-bang*

Rameses: Damn blast it...The Terrible Two up *this* early?

*He gets out of bed and switches on the monitor*

N.L - Negaverse Lair

*Negaduck is seated in front of the monitor with Megavolt wandering about in the background, eating his breakfast*

Negaduck: Good morning Ram-head! I'm sure you and your cohorts are just ITCHING for the newest experimentation!

Rameses: *yawns* What is it this time? The Attack of The Rubber Pizzas?

Negaduck: The true granddaddy of them all *laughs* "Reading This Could Change You Life!"

Rameses: Uhg...

*Megavolt makes several funny faces behind Negaduck's back*

Megavolt: *looks into the monitor* The worst in the "get rich quick" series! *takes a bite of a slice of toast* This toast is too burnt...Yuck...*wanders off screen*

Ammonia Pine: *off screen* BREAKFAST'S READY!

*The gang rush to get their breakfast while Rameses remains standing in front of the monitor*

Rameses: If you don't mind it, I've got to have my breakfast...*leaves to eat breakfast*

Negaduck: Oh...Very well...Enjoy the spam sandwhich! Hahaha!

W.O.L - the gang eating breakfast at the dinner table. Just as they are in the middle of eating, the spam sign goes off.

Rameses: We've got Spam Sign!

Frollo: At this early in the morning?

Door Sequence

7...6...5...4...3...2...1...

Everybody takes their seats

Scar: What did you say this was again? I do wish these 'experiments' came with guide books...

>READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

Frollo: Does that answer your question?

>I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it.

Rameses: Put that down! You don't know were it's been!

Steelbeak: Kids these days...*shakes head*

Frollo: Children are lazy these days. Why I had to -

Scar: Walk ten miles to and from school.

>A little while back,

The Liquidator: Little Johnny ate a toad and promptly became ill. He later died.

Frollo: The toad was then caught by Animal Control and later euthanized.

>I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now,

Rameses: Which explains why we're sitting in this theater!

>And came across an article similar to this that said you could make

Rameses: Scar, don't...

Scar: *ignores Rameses* Wild and passionate love on St. Petersburg Beach, Florida during daytime in tourist season!

Rameses: SCAR!!!

Scar: Whaaaaaaaat...? It just came out...

>thousands of dollars within weeks

Steelbeak: Whoop-de-doo.

>with only an initial investment of $6.00!

The Liquidator: I became richer than Bill Gates himself!

Scar: *as Martha Stewart* And that's a good thing!

Rameses: *shudders* Don't ever mention Martha Stewart in my presence...

>So I thought,

Rameses: Letting Moses' people go was the best choice. I mean after July he's just going to bring them back for the big friendly, family get-together...

>Yeah right,

Rameses: *angry* I will not be dictated to!

Scar: I will not be threatened!

Steelbeak: *as Rameses* I am da mornin' and evenin' star! I am Pharoah!

Rameses: And don't ever forget that!

>this must be a scam,

The Liquidator: Well if it smells like a scam, sounds like a scam, it must be a scam!

Steelbeak: *as an old woman* You horrible, horrible man, you! Wait 'till I get a lawyer on you!

>but like most of us,

All: *sings* We are family!

>I was curious, so I kept reading.

Rameses: In the library where I later met up with Belle.

>Anyway, it said

Scar: That I failed Grade Nine.

>you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address

Rameses: I smell a scam...

>You then place your own name

The Liquidator: As opposed to the name of your local Drycleaners.

>and address in the bottom of the list

Frollo: That I simply will not and never will do this again!

>post the article in at least 200 newsgroups.

All: Hmmm...Nah.

>(There are thousands)

Steelbeak: Upon thousants of angry customahs demandin' an end of the production of sporks! Heh-heh-heh-heh!

Rameses: *childishly* Awe but I like sporks!

Scar: Too bad, baldy! *slaps his head; creating a very cartoony "smacky" sound*

Rameses: Ow!

>No catch, that was it.

The Liquidator: No more sporks. It was a very sad day for the spork factory.

>So after thinking it over,

Scar: I decided to confess my secret to my wife on the Jerry Springer Show!

>and talking to a few people first,

Rameses: I decided to buy the paisley.

>I thought about trying it

The Liquidator: Remember, you can always ask for a full refund!

>I figured

Steelbeak: Dat not a whole lotta people will fall for this so I gave up.

>what have I got to lose

Rameses: I'm thinking 10 pounds or so...

>except 6 stamps and $6.00,

Scar: I was penniless!

>right?

Scar: Uh, right.

>Then I invested the measly $6.00.

The Liquidator: Hey, you invest your measly $6.00 and I'll invest mine!

>Well GUESS WHAT!!...

Rameses: Silly me fell for it!

>within 7 days, I started

Frollo: To become violently ill.

Scar: And I sued!

>getting money in the mail!

Rameses: Was the best thing that ever happened to me since puberty!

>I was shocked!

Steelbeak: Think nothin' of it! All guys go through da same thing! Don't be embarassed.

Frollo: You can always talk to me about it, son. I've been through the same thing...

>I figured it would end soon,

Frollo: Sadly, it's only the beginning.

Scar: Daaamn...

>but the money just kept coming in.

Rameses: *hysterically* And the whole neighbourhood became jealous and my wife murdered me!

Frollo/Scar/Steelbeak/Liquidator: Huh?

Rameses: Never mind...

>In my first week, I made

Frollo: A beaded necklace to go along with my rings, watches and bracelets.

The Liquidator: Which were also beaded!

>about $25.00.

Rameses: Was the price of that doggie in the window.

>By the end of the second week

Scar: I ate my pet musk oxen as a last-ditch effort to survive in the Arctic Circle.

>I had made a total of over $1,000.00!

All: *clap*

>In the third week I had over $10,000.00

Rameses: Which made me the richest man in the Universe!

>And it's still growing.

Rameses: *shuts Scar's mouth shut*

Scar: Mff!

The Liquidator: Aaaaand growing!

>This is now my fourth week

Scar: And I still can't decide if I should eat Twinkies or not. I'm quite happy with my Joe Louie's *imitates Steelbeak's laugh*

>and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly.

Rameses: The problem with these writers is that they make things sound too good to be true. It's turning people away.

>It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps,

Steelbeak: *sings* And Seven pairs of pajamas!

Rameses: *sings* Eight golden sporks,

Frollo: Nine wooden spoons!

The Liquidator: *sings* And one filled up Inbox!

>I have spent more than that on the lottery!!

Frollo: Is that so? *sarcastically* Congratulations.

>Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works....

Scar: Idle manipulative hands inside a devil's workshop.

Frollo: Gleefully fooling the naive!

>Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it.

The Liquidator: *as a naive customer* I'll do that right now! Sounds great!

>I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly,

Steelbeak: We'll find dat gas station even though dere's another one right around da corner!

>you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy!

Scar: Just like so!

>Suggestion:

Frollo: Please go away, you fail to humour me.

>Read this entire message carefully!

Scar: But what If I don't want to?

>(print it out or download it.)

Rameses: *laughs* Starting to get a little pushy here, aren't we?

>Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in!

Frollo: Just like so!

>It's easy.

The Liquidator: Just as 1-2-3!

>It's legal.

Steelbeak: Uncut and commercial free!

>And, your investment is only $6.00

Rameses: And six stamps!

>(Plus postage)

Frollo: *through clenched teeth* Yes, motherrrr...

> IMPORTANT:

Scar: *as the author* Stop reading immediantly! Throw into the nearest trash receptacle.

>This is not a rip-off;

Rameses: Please cut along dotted line.
>it is not indecent

Steelbeak: To run naked through the sprinklers between 5:30 and 7:35 PM.

>it is not illegal

Frollo: To call me "Bob"

The Liquidator: Alright, Bob!

Frollo: Infidel...

>and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!!

Rameses: Just add water!

The Liquidator: *horrified* Hey!

>If all of the following instructions are adhered to,

Scar: You will not be executed on Monday but will be on Thursday.

>you will receive extraordinary dividends.

Steelbeak: And a gif' certif-i-cate to McDonald's! Heh-heh-heh-heh!

>PLEASE NOTE:

The Liquidator: If you develop the following symptoms, immediantly shoot yourself in the foot!

Rameses: Which is what I'll be doing very soon if this crap doesn't end soon...

>Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days.

Scar: *as a customer* All I got is a lousy five cents!

>This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants.

Steelbeak: Also the gen-e-ral naiveness and stupidity of the said partici-pants.

Rameses: Darwinism at it's best...

>Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.

The Liquidator: Call today!

>You will now become part of the Mail Order business.

Frollo: Forced at gunpoint no doubt.

>In this business

Scar: We send this trash to over 200 newsgroups and get placed in the killfire, making ourselves the most successful business around!

>your product is not solid and tangible,

Frollo: That's it! I'm going to ask for a refund!

>it's a service

Rameses: Brought you by Cannon!

>You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists.

Steelbeak: Ehh...Not me babe.

>Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists.

The Liquidator: While others are laughing their way to the money bank to pay big bucks for inferior lists!

>However, the money made from the mailing lists is

Scar: Stolen from the Bank of Montreal!

>secondary

Rameses: School homework is not fun. Especially when you're 35.

Scar: When I went to Pride Rock Secondary I had the highest amount of detentions of any in the first year.

Steelbeak: Minor niner! Heh-heh-heh-heh!

Scar reaches over and hits Steelbeak.

Steelbeak: Ow...*moves over to the next seat*

>income which is made from people like you

Frollo: Makes me sick!

>and me asking to be included in that list.

Steelbeak: Pisses me off even furthah!

>Here are the 4 easy steps to success:

Rameses: *Southerner* Fry mai lil' ol' ass and call me Cindy-Lu!

> STEP 1:

The Liquidator: Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.

>Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper

Scar: Dear Santa Claus...All I want for Christmas is a one-way train ticket to Hell so that I can free myself from this prattle...

Steelbeak: We'll second dat!

>PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.

Rameses: *yells* USING ALL CAPS LOCKS IS THE VERY BEST WAY TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS.

Frollo: I got rid of the Caps locks on your computer, Rameses.

Rameses: *horrified* You didn't?

Frollo: I did.

>Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper

Steelbeak: Uh...How much would dat be in Canadian?

The Liquidator: Uhhhg...

Rameses: You know, I really have to start giving you guys math lessons...

>(to prevent thievery)

The Liquidator: Use The Club!

>Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes

Scar: But have you seen how big the Sunday Sun is? I'd really like to see someone put one of those in.

Rameses: Considering how small those envelopes are now are it's amazing how you can actually place a Christmas card in one.

The Liquidator: Never underestimate the envelope!

>and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes,

Scar: Pitiful. Just...Pitiful.

>each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase,

Frollo: Remember the Alamo!

>your name and address

Scar: *simpleton* Duh...I'm Scar, eh? I'm on 333 Main Street East, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Duh-huhhuhhuh...

Rameses/Frollo/Steelbeak: *moan*

Scar: Well it wasn't that bad...

>and a $1.00 bill.

The Liquidator: Will get you everywhere!

Rameses: I can't even get the paper for a dollar now.

>What you are doing

Steelbeak: Oh what does it look like we're doin'? Same as before. Damn. Sitting down in this crappy theater bein' forced to read this shit. Jeesh...

Rameses: *fed up* I am going to have to talk to you after this about your mouth! You, too, Scar!

Steelbeak: Oh as if yours is any cleanah!

Scar: *offended* Oh and I'm sure FROLLY and Waterboy never swear.

>THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!

Steelbeak: Surrrrre...And I'm Rob Paulsen!

>You are requesting a legitimate service

Frollo: Which is intended for adult viewers.

The Liquidator: Viewer discretion advised!

>and you are paying for it!

Steelbeak: *chuckles* Oh am I know?

Rameses: Can't get any better than Viewer's Choice, Pay-Per-View!

>Like most of us I was a little skeptical

Rameses: When I first watched Sesame Street. I thought it would be a good show for my son.

>and a little worried

Rameses: When Big Bird came on screen. It was then that I stopped letting him watch it.

>about the legal aspects of it all

Steelbeak: Don't get me involve wif the red tape, babe. I don't swing down dat route.

>So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161)

Scar: Which would be completely useless to us as we're in CANADA.

>and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!

Scar: Like I said, the rules that apply to the US differ from Canada's.

Frollo: *facepalm* Oy...

The Liquidator: Where spam is prohibited except in the Yukon!

>Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:

Steelbeak: *rolls eyes* Oh boy dis is gonna be fun...

>#1)>Gordon Gaskins

The Liquidator: Alberta's top drummer since 1960!

>2506 Grove Way #4

Steelbeak: Hey, isn't dat the street dat Bushroot lives on?

The Liquidator: No...No...You're thinking of Groove Way...

Steelbeak: Heh...

> #2)Karlene Springall

Rameses: *sings* Sprinall, Springall, lit-tle star...

Frollo How I don't care who you are!

> #5)Gary Leech

All: Ewwwwwww!

>STEP 2:

Frollo: Talk to rocks. Which I'd rather be doing than sitting here...

>Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...)

Rameses: Yeah, well...Later. I have to watch the rest of Oprah!

>and add YOUR Name as number 6 on the list.

Steelbeak: *whines* But what if I don't wanaa be be number six? *childishly* I wanna be number t'ree!

>STEP 3:

Scar: Rinse, lather and repeat!

>Change anything you need to

Frollo: Whilst trying desperately to resist the temptation to throw this in the fireplace.

>but try to keep this article as close to original as possible.

The Liquidator: Too late! If you bought from The Liquidator you'd get quality, fast and friendly service!

>Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups.

Scar: Yes, sir! *salutes*

>(I think there are close to 24,000 groups)

Steelbeak: Try 50,000...Heh-heh-heh!

>All you need is 200

Rameses: No reason to get testy with us, but we want to post it to 400 groups! You seem to have a problem with that...

>but remember,

Scar: It's *our* little secret!

>the more you post,

The Liquidator: The more brownie points you'll receive!

>the more money you make!

Rameses: *rolls eyes* The richer you become.

> This is perfectly legal!

Frollo: As legal as loitering!

>If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 1341 of the Postal lottery laws.

Steelbeak: Well, pal. It's under da Criminal Code of Canada as unsolicited mail...

>Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and,

The Liquidator: Do not use as toilet paper!

>whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again.

Frollo: And again!

> PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of

Scar: Viewers like you!

>the honesty and integrity of the participants

Rameses: Is painful.

>and by their carefully adhering to the directions

Steelbeak: Dey finally found out what Wildcat's been smokin'!

>Look at it this way.

Scar: *as Rafiki* Look haaarder...

>If you are of integrity,

The Liquidator: It means you have a lot of credibility!

>the program will

Rameses: Cease to exist.

>continue

Rameses: Argh!

>and the money that so many others have received will come your way.

Frollo: *singing* There can be miracles...

Scar: When you belieeeeve...

> NOTE:

Steelbeak: Oh but Sir! *whines* We already jist wrote a note!

Rameses: *as an old man* Quit your bellyachin' boy and git to work!

>You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy

Frollo: So you know were they live and you can stop over to visit them when you are in their neighbourhood.

>and keep the notes people send you.

The Liquidator: Including flames and dire F.B.I warnings!

>This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service.

Steelbeak: What's da mattah with ju? Ya don't trust us?

>(Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)

The Liquidator: Just say 'no' to larceny!

Steelbeak: Darkwing Doofus does dat dark paper trick all da damn time...

> So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members will be

Rameses: Awarded with an all-expenses paid trip to Pirate Island!

Scar: Were Don Karnage is more than happy to rob you of your valuables and butcher the English language.

Steelbeak: Hey, he's a pirate. He don't need no credentials!

>reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each.

Steelbeak: Well ain't dat da truth!?

>Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!!

The Liquidator: Hence the term, Pyramid Scheme!

Rameses: You know my father mentioned something about Moses being involved in a pyramid scheme once. But I had no clue what he meant...Thank you, my watery friend!

The Liquidator: Think nothing of it!

>What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above)

Scar: *breaks into song* Oh what a circus!

Steelbeak: *joins in* What a show!

>Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!

Frollo: She did nothing for years! Sing it to me now...

> ---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------

The Liquidator: Please hang up and try your call again!

> Step 1)

Steelbeak: Fall asleep.

>You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting.

Rameses: Because there's a thing called "cut and paste"!

The Liquidator: The greatest thing since sliced bread!

>Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu.

Rameses: Well, that always works, too.

>This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory.

Steelbeak: *sarcastically* No kiddin', eh? I didn't know dat.

> Step 2)

The Liquidator: Dress up as the Easter Bunny for Christmas!

> Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list.

Steelbeak: Get on wif it...

> Step 3)

Rameses: Take over the world!

>Save your new notepad file as a .txt file.

Scar: I prefer saving them as .bmp's but whatever floats your boat *shrugs*

> Step 4)

Frollo: Choose me...Or the killfile!

>Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.)

Steelbeak: You know ya don't even hafta try. The stuff's right dere undah yer shnooze!

> Step 5)

Scar: Marry your neighbour's dog!

> Congratulations...THAT'S IT!

All: YES!!!

>All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away

Rameses: There's nothing more fun than playing a game of online leapfrog!

Steelbeak: *on the edge of a mental breakdown* Spam...Spam...

Rameses: Calm down, Steels, we're almost done...*massages his shoulders*

Steelbeak: *purrs* I'm calmin' down...

Rameses: There, you see? What a little shoulder massage can do...

<**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**

Frollo: *singsongy* Welcome to the Center of Redundancy...Hello you're there!

<That's it!

Scar: That's it? Let's go, then! *starts to leave*

Rameses: *grabs him by the tail* Not yet...

Scar: Ohhhh...*sulks and sits back in his chair*

<Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies

Scar: Poor baby!

<(a very low example)

Rameses: Kids, the moral of the story is this - life of a spammer isn't easy!

<The thing to remember is:

The Liquidator: Spammers are an endangered species and it is illegal to kill one!

<do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?

Steelbeak: Of all dose people on da innernet, how many do yous think actually read these scams? I mean, get wif da program here!

<JUST LIKE YOU are now!!

Steelbeak: Ugh...We're being FORCED to read it...

Scar: There is a difference...

>So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works??

Rameses: No, we're too cheap.

<I think so...

Rameses: *holds his head in shame* I'm a disgrace to my family...

<People have said, what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money?

Scar: I'll rip them a new one, that's what I'd do!

<So what!

Scar: BITE ME!

<What are the chances of that happening

Scar: Get your ass down here and you'll find out!

Rameses: Scar, that'll be enough of that.

*The lights turn back on*

The Liquidator: *chants* It's over, it's over, it's over...

*All exit the theater*

Steelbeak: Oh man, what a headache...

Scar: *through clenched teeth* I was just gonna tear him limb from limb!

Rameses: Scar, it's over...*pats him*

Phantom of The Opera theme - Rameses sighs and switches on the monitor

Negaverse Lair - Negavolt sitting at his desk

Negaduck: Oh, but it's never over! Never! Never! Never! Hahahah! *looks over to the left* Dipswitch, gimme that report...

Megavolt: Yes, sir...*fearfully hands it over to Negaduck who snatches it away*

Negaduck: *reads it then looks back at the screen* Well, well, Rammy, I'm impressed. You managed to go through the entire experiment without a single intermission. I think all the experiments should go this way.

W. O. L - Scar baring his teeth and snarling at the screen.

Scar: I hate you...

Negaverse Lair -

Negaduck: *grins* Good, I'm glad.

W.O.L -

Steelbeak: *is holding Scar's tail to prevent him from jumping into the monitor* Uhh...*nervously* Heh-heh-heh...It's been a bad day fer him...

Rameses: He...Didn't get enough sleep...

Negaverse Lair -

Negaduck: *snaps his fingers* Megs!

Megavolt: Hrm?

Negaduck: *points at Scar*

Megavolt: Oh..*points his finger at Scar and gives him a good jolt* Hahahhahahahaha!

*A loud yelp can be heard in the background. Megavolt folds his arms and smiles proudly, looking more like an idiot than anything*

Negaduck: *whacks Megavolt with a broom; growling* Oh, piss off!

*Megavolt whines and obeys*

W.O.L -

Rameses: *shrugs* Alright...*starts to walk off* I know when I'm not wanted...

Negaverse Lair -

*Negaduck is now sitting in front of the monitor*

Negaduck: Not so fast, brother of a man who talks to plants! Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower!

Megavolt: Hahahahaa...Ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower...Hahahaha...Good one, Negs! *as he pounds the desk laughing he accidentally zaps Negaduck who promptly starts beating the living daylights out of him*

W.O.L -

Rameses: *folds his arms across his chest and watches with a smile* Impressive.

Steelbeak: *files his nails* Eh...

Rameses: *looks around* Uh...Were's Scar?

The Liquidator: Somewhere over the rainbow!

Scar: Here, wishing that I wasn't...

Negaverse Lair -

*Negaduck is now sorting through his filing cabinet. He picks out a moldy sandwich with tweezers and tosses it aside*

Negaduck: Megavolt, did you leave a MOLDY SANDWICH in my filing cabinet?

Megavolt: *nervously* Uhh...No...Why did you ask?

Negaduck: BECAUSE I just found one rotting away in my filing cabinet! Rrrrrrrr! *he promptly gives Megavolt a good thrashing and accidentally shuts off the electricity that connects to both the Negaverse Lair and to the Warehouse of Love

W.O.L -

Scar: *as Garfield* Nice touch...

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Scar, Megavolt, The Liquidator, Frollo, Negaduck, Ammonia Pine and Steelbeak are copyrighted 1991-1996 by the Walt Disney Company. Rameses is copyright 1998 by DreamWorks. Concept idea from Mystery Science Theater 3000 is copyright Best Brains Inc. Please do not redistribute Misting without prior consent of the author.
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