What warped Quackerjack’s mind? His story is that he used to work as a toy maker, where he created normal toys. His company went out of business because the new video game, Wiffleboy, became immensely popular, and no one wanted ordinary toys anymore. To take revenge on Wiffleboy, he began installing real war-like devices in his toys and set out to destroy him, as well as everything else. Toy-soldiers really fired their guns, chattering teeth had minds of their own, even teddy bears had evil motives. Being a jester, his own motive is probably just to get attention. He’s quite funny, even though it’s usually sick humor. He lives to make people laugh, and does so often himself. He always has fake teeth or toy soldiers cluttered around him. If people were to start appreciating his toys, I believe he would gladly switch back to the “good side”.
Quackerjack’s favorite piece is Mr. Banana Brain, a banana-shaped doll, complete with arms, legs, eyes, mouth, etc. Quackie provides him with a high-pitched, muffled voice whenever he makes him talk (which is quite often), and treats him like a real person.
I guess the reason I like Quackerjack so much is that he’s such a smart alec. He’s always sneaking in a joke or pulling out Mr. Banana Brain. He finds humor in the worst situations and fault in everyone (esp. Darkwing and Stegmutt). He’s just so happy and lovable!
Quackerjack’s best friend, other than Mr. Banana Brain, of course, is Megavolt. They have their share of fights (what friends don’t?), but they “make an electrifying team”, as Megs put it. He’s one of the smartest of the F5, and Negaduck seems to like picking on him especially. Quackie has at least some of an inferiority complex.
Quackie is garbed in a jester’s cap with bells on the ends (the right side is purple, the left is red-orange), a dark blue top with puffy sleeves (right side is orange with red-orange spots, left is vertical orange and red-orange stripes, both ending in purple wrist bands), lavender pantaloons, red-orange sock-like shoes, a yellow waist band, and a light blue 1600s noble’s collar. He has slightly bucky teeth, but his voice is clear as a Bell (tee hee).
Trivia:
~In some shots, all of his showing feathers are orange.
~Mr. History Doll, one of his inventions, once annoyed LP into telling a group of witch-hunters that DW was a warlock.
~He tugs on the ends of his cap when he gets stressed out, which is a lot. His face turns red, and so does the cap.
Quotes:
~Bushroot: “His toys are trampling all my plants!”
Mr. Banana Brain: “Are not, are not!”
~Stegmutt: “*gasp* You’re a villain!”
Quackerjack: “*gasp* You’re a genius!”
~”I don’t know who your tailor is, but I suggest you sue.”
~(chanting) ”When you’ve got $10,000,000 in your checking account, you can have any toy you waa-ant!”
Thanks to The Fearsome Five's Evil Web Empire for the logo and DAFT for the stamp pic.
This page was written by Duckie.
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