Name: Danielle

Alias: Dagre, and the other one's not for a PG site. Is this a PG site? Howabout G? KFLSFL? Is that a rating? Of *course* it's a rating, silly me!

Website: Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain Fan Site

DOB: Immortal. {pause} Aw, alright. 04/06/88. But that's just what I tell the *sane* people...

Psychological Profile: I think I first figured out I was insane when I was...well...as long as I could remember. Which isn't very long. Hmm. Anyway, people usually assume that when a person's nuts, they're taken away by the men in the white coats. Well, let me tell you something right now; that's what happens to the near-sane people. Those special people who are off-the-wall, mondo-insano...they get something different. The purple pink-polka-dotted coats. {cue polka music. Hey, I *do* have an Animaniacs page, whaddya think?!} What I meant was that they are purple *with* pink polka-dots. Pretty nice. Probably wore it to their proms. You notice it nicely 'cause they keep you waiting for a *full two minutes* while filling out a bunch of paperwork. Two minutes! Can you believe it? It's pure torture! Anywho, after that, they wrap you up in a nice warm blanket. It has a strap so it wouldn't fall off. Aren't they nice, caring about us like that? Though it's strange when they do it in the summer.!
Perhaps they have some sort of body-temperature disorder... Anywho, I was in the asylum in San Diego 'till I moved to small-town Pawtucket. It's so small, they won't even bother building an asylum. After all, insane people make up about half the population. There aren't many insane people, but hey, consider the population of the place. So, at the time being, I'm relaxing at home...did I say relaxing?! I'm exhausted! Hey, it's tough being a deranged psychopath.

Obsessions: Cartoons. You saw from my website, mostly Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain. I watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit about every other week, which is pretty often if you think about it. I also love soy milk, brussel sprouts, and broccoli kugel. Really. I also like the show Whose Line is it Anyway.

Other Information: I live in Pawtucket, like I said. I am almost 14. I play the violin, piano, and guitar. I love to read and learn Hebrew stuff. Bible, Prophets, stuff like that. I like to draw. I can't draw for beans, but whadeva. I like to sing. I can't sing for beans, but whadeva. I write good stories and bad poetry which my teacher insists is good. {shrugs} Teachers. Go fig.