Name: bray-tan-yay nee-ko-lay gruum

alias(es): ::deep breath:: gesture, brat, mighty gerbil woman, maude the crazy swamp lady, dmx, danae jahosaphat, that one weird girl that's really obnoxious, that creepy quiet kid in class

Website: Goatcheese

DOB: may 9, 1986 everyone must send me lots and lots of presents!! do it! now!

Psychological Profile: subject is absolutely one hundred percent insane. is constantly told she smiles too much by innocent passers-by who, upon first meeting her, swear she's a crack-head. doesn't like bothering with capitalization. is either a genius or a babbling schizophrenic. probably both.

Obsessions: music [they might be giants, hanson, rock, other]; awesome socks; pants; cats; bulldogs; that one superhero team; dreamworks; jeffrey deavers' books; hating justin timberlake; being mean to maggie and annoying robin; small-time actor chasing; getting into voice-chasing; MONTY PYTHON and michael palin (no-brainer); mst3k; forcing her obsessions onto other people...

Other Information: is an internet junkie with a purplemonkey complex, and plans on gloating over her fame and fortune to her now hobo ex-classmates later in life.