Name: Robin D.W., your most humble webmistress

Alias(es): gosalyn9 (Gos), Static Cling, Diane, MagratPudifoot

DOB: April 30, 1986 (I'm 63 days older than Basil!)

Phsycological profile: Easily worked up with an anxiety problem that will most likely result in multiple ulcers before she is out of high school. Prefers company of a computer and a sleeping hamster to human contact. Ocassionally combats severe insomnia by wandering aimlessly around the house muttering to her cartoon "companions," as well as watching the 2:30 showing of Mighty Ducks: TAS. Holds the conviction that she was either a duck or a hamster in a past life and believes she was probably better off that way. Has trouble getting along with the other children but doesn't really mind - the voices in her head keep her plenty amused.

(Most Prominent) Obsessions: El Dorado, the PoE and HoND soundtracks, Discworld, Douglas Adams, Monty Python, Daria, Megavolt, Jim Cummings, Jeff Bennett, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Darkwing Duck, Red Dwarf, Diamond Rio, ancient Egypt, Star Trek: TNG, Data, A Midsummer Night's Dream, MDs, Grgoyles, and, most importantly...Kevin Kline and Christian Bale.

Other Misc. Info: Is highly indecisive and has taken to shouting the word "Splunge!" quite often (also likes the words "zark" and "smeg," but for different reasons). Has named the hamster Concorde Not-Bob Mike Colin Dougal Scar Ryan John Kevin Greg Eric Basil Peepi Bugsy Brad Terry Rincewind Vinny Wayne Nykolaus Cary Martin Chip Douglas Graham Errol Gervase Brook-Hamster (or "Sparky"), as she couldn't decide which she prefered. Also finds it quite odd that, after naming a tank full of fish after characters from A Fish Called Wanda, the one called Ken picked off all of the others one by one until only Archie and Otto were left. Archie then committed suicide, and Otto and Ken have an "understanding." Thinks that Anaconda, Montana would be a pretty nifty place to be able to say she lived, but doesn't really want to because it's too bloody cold.