Name: Sarah Lauderdale

Alias: The Lauderdale

Website: ToasterOven.com: A Megavolt Shrine

DOB: Dob? What's that?

Psychological Profile: Severe density in the face of simple questions: witness subject's response to above question regarding subject's current age (20). Subject is a proponent of the art of procrastination and has been accused of having a poor attention span. This profile should take a couple hours to write while subject engages in other pursuits like making little dolls out of aluminum foil and bothering the dog. Has been classified in one medical journal as a highly volatile substance, a classification that has earned subject nomination as a new element in the Periodic Table: Laudium. Considering the fact that this psychological profile is becoming contaminated by concerns of pure physics, it might be best to withdraw for the nonce and instead touch on new areas of scrutiny.

Obsessions: Subject pursues a host of obsessions. A prime example is subject's love of Disney's animated series "Darkwing Duck." Witness obsessions stemming from this prime obsession in the form of subject's unhealthy fixation on fanfiction (also stemming from subject's preoccupation with the writing process in general) and maintenance of the aforementioned "shrine" to fictional character from said show. Subject also has fixations on "Tenkuu no Escaflowne," the character Iago from Disney's "Aladdin," the animation process, the animation voice acting process, the history of animation, and in fact all of animation. Subject likes to entertain self with mallets and anvils. Subject is also fond of the British sci-fi comedy "Red Dwarf" and is attempting to combine this love and subject's love of "Darkwing Duck" to form a hideous amalgamated fanfiction series known as "Red Duck."

Other Information: Subject likes hummus.