"Not cool. Not cool at all."

"Does this make me look fat?"

"Where is that Nosedive?! Oh-ho-ho-ho, just WAIT until I find my saber...!"

"At least Kevin's not here..."

"Silk is so much more confortable than rubber."

"I am the morning and the evening star. I am not a harem bouncer."

"I really hope John doesn't find out about this..." OR "At least they let me keep the hat."