What's your Sign? ( Sucker )
What's your Sign? ( Sucker )
Aquarius ( Jan 20 - Feb. 18 )
You have an inventive mind and are jealous and possesive. You lie a
great deal. on the other hand, you are inclined to be reckless and impractical
therefore you make the same mistakes over and over again.
people think you are stupid.
Pisces ( Feb 19 - Mar. 20 )
You have a vivid imagination and think you are being followed by the CIA. You have
minor influance over people and people resent you for
flaunting your power.
You lack Confidance and are generally a coward.
Pisces do horrid things to
small animals.
Aries ( March 21 - April 19 )
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
you are quick-tempered, and impatient and scornful of advice.
You are not very nice
( This probably pissed you off )
Taurus ( April 20 - May 20 )
You are practical and persistent.
you have a dogged determination and work like hell.
Most people think you are stubborn
You are also a communist<
Gemini ( May 12 - June 20 )
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are
Bisexual. However, you are inclined toexpect too much for too little.
This means you are cheap.
Geminis are known for commiting incest
Cancer ( June 21 - July 22 )
You are sympathetic and understanding of other peoples problems.
They all think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off.
That's why you will never make anything of yourself.
Most welfare recipients are cancer people.
Leo ( July 23 - Aug. 22 )
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are just pushy.
Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest critisism ( like this.
Your arrogance is disgusting
Leo people are theives
Virgo ( Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 )
You are the logical type and have a difficult time with dissorder.
This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unfeeling and
often fall asleep while making love.
Virgos make good bus drivers.
Libra ( Sept. 23 - Oct. 22 )
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reading.
If you are a man you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment are good.
Most libra women make good prostitutes.
All libras die of Venerial Disease.
Scorpio ( Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 )
You are shrewed in business and can not be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total
lack of etchics.
Most Scorpios are murdered
Sagittarius ( Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 )
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent.
The majority of Sagittarians are drunnks or crack heads.
People laugh at you a lot
Capricorn ( Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 )
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy.
there has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
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