Bad Joke Man was created by Chris. He has written at least part of all the stories, and some of ‘em by himself. Lox in Sox was written entirely by him. So were the Revenge of the Sea Monkeys, Skanky the Weasel, and the Annoying Commercials. He wrote a couple others too. He was born on August 17th, 1984, so on August 17th, email him with a birthday greeting. He was born in Iowa City, in...............you guessed it......Iowa! He made this webpage, too. His favorite bands are Less Than Jake and Mustard Plug, and he has an IQ of -3. His hobbies include webpage building, writing hare-brained stories, sculpting with Plastalina© Brand modeling clay, and eating stuff like pizza and pez. Things that Chris doesn’t like are the Spice Girls, Hanson, the smell of roadkill, and the sound that the internet makes when you log onto the internet. Chris plays basketball, pezball, and ping-pong. His favorite tv shows are the Simpsons, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, and the Drew Carey Show, and his favorite animal is the Monkey. Chris is aspiring to be the guy who paints the s's on Skittles. He made two other websites, so check ‘em out.
Email Chris at MooFrog98@aol.com.
AJ
1. Name: Mojo Phfunchkkeey Muhnnkeey
2. Food: Pez, popsicles, chowmein
3. Drink: Coke
4. Comic: Jay and Silent Bob / Joe Psycho & MooFrog
5. # of pez: 93
6. Blood/Koolaid level: 4.0
7. Music: Korn, Less Than Jake, System Of A Down
8. Aliases(?): psycho, hey you, shorty
You can email AJ at hyper_monkey@pdxrox.com
Andrew
Hi I'm Andrew, but my friends call me the Conquistador. Don't bother e-mailing me for information about me because it is all right here:
Age- Lost count
Gender- To be determined
Favorite Color- Hunter orange
Favorite Food- Large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off
Favorite Pastime- Buying a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Favorite Article of Clothing- A cape that says "Magnificent One"
Favorite Language- CB lingo
Favorite Sport- Chasing cars down the street
Favorite Books- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead, Curious George and the High Voltage Fence, and Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
Least Favorite Things- Long walks on the beach, heart to heart chats, warm fuzzy things and rainbows
email Andrew at billiam_b@yahoo.com>