I have fought and won many battles against the "Draconian" forces of evil in this universe, however it was NOT 'me' who won these battles, but rather the SWORD that I discovered -- or rather, which 'discovered' ME -- and this 'sword' can NOT be defeated... EVER !!!
It is the MOST POWERFUL weopon in the Metaverse, infinitely more powerful than the legendary 'Excalibur'.
In fact, THIS SWORD is so powerful that I do NOT 'wield' IT, but rather IT wields ME !!!
Many have learned of this most powerful weapon, and... if you wish... YOU also can learn about...
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THE MOST POWERFUL
WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE
A WEAPON THAT IS DESTINED ONE DAY TO DEFEAT AND DESTROY
ALL OF THE FORCES OF EVIL IN THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE !!!
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Get On Your Knees And Fight Like A Man
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