I mourne for their loss, and for them I bereave
All my billions of sperm who could never conceive
They struggled and swam then with all of their might
To find that their end was all nothing but blight
They searched with all strength for an egg to impregnate
Not knowing their end was to die as I masturbate
So learn now this lesson you pubescent lads
Because mass spermicide is something so sad!
