Well, this is my ego-boost page. As you can see, I've done a pretty damn good job of it. Actually, the only reason I am an amateur bodybuilder is to boost my self confidence. I really can't do anything about my height or my silly gargoyle face but I CAN bench press 240+ pounds! (I just hit 250, yeah! not bad for a 165 pounder, eh?) I can tell all you ladies out there are swooning already, hehe. Well, as it turns out, chix don't like chubby men but they DO like rippled hard-asses. Anyways, I don't use steroids because they're just too dang expensive. Most bodybuilders, even the ones on heavy steroids, live significantly longer than average people. They're just healthier, that's all there is to it.

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Below is the only bodybuilding picture of me you're gonna get. If you want to see my nakedness that badly, you can put on some expensive lingerie and come see me in person sometime - but I think I ought to at least buy you dinner first.

To make this picture (No, it's not real), I ripped off some lightning photos from the Weather Photography Page