Page#6 Who is this Faizan guy Anyway?

Meet Mr. Push Me!

• Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
• On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
• I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
• Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
• I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Fun Things to do which might irritate People!

1. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsaleable.
2. Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?'
3. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
4. Sprint up the down escalator.
5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on cats, and whether there's much meat on them.
6. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.
7. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.
8. Show people your driver's license and demand to know 'whether they've seen this man.'
9. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
10. If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.

Note: This script below does contain a bug, but it was too good to not put on the page. The problem is relating to the leap year, it seems that dates in January get the wrong day displayed (the day before), but otherwise the script is A-Ok!

Enter your date of birth

Date Month Year Hours AM PM



You have been living for:

In months:
In weeks:
In days:
In hours:
In minutes:
In seconds:
In Milliseconds:

Your next birthday will be in:

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