"Singing in the Rain" (Arthur Freed, lyrics)
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" (Burt Bacharach)
"It's Raining Men" (Weather Girls)have all become the "Rain King Medley"
---- marks transition from one song to the next


Some guy controls the rain?
Um, gee, is he insane?
Scully looks like she wants to
Get back on the plane

They walk through the town
Pay Rain King a call
They get names of clients
(Cindy is such a doll).

At the station is when
They're mistook once again
Hardt tells them that Mootz
Is a freak among men

Soaked agents, it's plain
Are pressed to explain
If Daryl's dance
Is bringing on the rain

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A holstein just crashed onto the bed
He watched through the window as it flew (moo!) overhead
Hamburger galore
Scully checks Mulder for some head trauma -- good one.

Then Sheila says that she's the one to blame
Weather's been screwy more than once that she can name
Mulder calms her fears
Says she's not the one who makes it rain; she feels grateful...

Mulder knows who's at fault
Every time Holman's feeling, weather's reeling
When it comes down to pangs of love he's just not dealing.

Mulder gives out dating advice
And Scully is at a loss for words
Blind leading the blind
Then Sheila "thanks" Mulder in the hall, poor Hardt sees all
What a bad bind
What's on Holman's mind?

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The storm clouds are a-coming; the wind's getting kinda strong
The national weather service says flash floods may come along
Agents search through the school gym
Rain must stop -- no delay
If Sheila won't accept Hardt's heart
There's gonna be heck to pay.

It's Holman's flood! Ceilings leaking! It's Holman's flood! Think mud!
They find him and ask him to stop with the rain now
But he says he doesn't know how!
It's Holman's Flood! Ceilings leaking!
It's Holman's Flood! And it ain't no dud!
Hardt says he loves her
She runs off; oh what a stir

God bless Agent Scully, she knows just what she should do
She takes off after Sheila and they have a woman's chat in the loo
Scully tells Mulder's theory, with which she doesn't agree
And then Sheila turns and says Scully is full of jealousy
It's Holman's flood! Ceilings leaking! It's Holman's flood! Think mud!
It's Holman's flood! Ceilings leaking!
It's Holman's flood! Think mud!

Sheila's shocked the agents have never ever even locked lips
Scully observes the best 'ship tends
To be a romance that starts with friends.
God bless happy endings; a kiss and sparks begin to fly
Holman and Sheila dance, and Daryl gets another try
Didn't know that reunions could be so very wet
Now it's sunshine, rainbows and Judy -- how more Oz can ya get?
It's Holman's flood.  Yeah.

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