Hey let's travel, let's drive down, let's turn the radio on,
and find a small town.
Get out the spray paint, mark the highway,
Follow Deep Throat's leads until
we get shut down.
Then Scully's abducted
and returned to a hospital bed.

CHORUS:
Blevins, Deep Throat, X, and Cigarette Man
Are in on it all anyhow,
Mulder's sister is an alien clone,
The encrypted DAT tapes are out.
It's all a conspiracy.

There's a train car (and a ditching)
and a hybrid made by evil post-war doctors.
Mulder finds his mother's plam and goes to Russia,
Could the Cig Man be his father?
There's cancer in Scully's head,
Dammit, she's back in a hospital bed.

Kritschgau, First Elder, and Scott Ostelhoff,
Are in on it all anyhow.
Mulder dies to find the remission chip,
then comes back to help take Blevins out.
It's all a conspiracy . . .

It's all a conspiracy . .

There's Scully's baby, Spender's mother, mass summonings and a hypnotic regression, Gibson Praise reads people's minds as Agent Fowley inspires mass aggression, The office burns down, agents go to Dallas, learn to fight the future, but they're booted from the basement and the new boss keeps them busy with manure.

Alex Krycek and Well Barbecued Man,
Are in on it all anyhow,
Spud and Fowley have the X-Files for now,
We all know just how that came about.
It's all a conspiracy . . .

Author: Sassejenn

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