To the tune of "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks

Okay, first of all this is sung at Spender's burial,
performed by the lovely and talented trio of Krycek, CSM, and Fowley.

Krycek:
Goodbye to you, my foppish friend.
You never could quite comprehend.
You never learned about the bees,
Or plammed any EBEs,
Now you'll miss Scully in capris.
Goodbye my friend, you had to die.
I'll no doubt join you by and by,
Now that revolt is in the air,
And the virus everywhere,
And did you see Marita's hair??

All Three Sing:
We had joy, we had fun, we killed Spender in "One Son,"
He couldn't handle the grime,
So much for his rapid climb.

CSM:
Goodbye my son, my poor draftee.
You were the white sheep of the family.
I tried to teach you right from wrong
So your life I could prolong,
But you betrayed me all along.
Goodbye my son, you had to die.
You met with Mulder on the sly.
And revolt is in the air,
And the virus everywhere,
Our vaccine you could have shared.

All Three:
We had joy, we had fun, we killed Spender in "One Son,"
He was too dense to be a pawn, so now Spender is all gone.
We had joy, we had fun, we killed Spender in "One Son,"
He was too dense to be a pawn, so now Spender is all gone.

Fowley:
Goodbye Jeffy, my fellow sleuth,
You were obtuse and helped me hide the truth.
But when the truth was finally found,
You had to keep coming around,
And now you'll soon be in the ground.
Goodbye, you wuss, you had to die.
Bet now you wish you didn't pry.
Now that revolt is in the air,
And the virus everywhere.
We could have been the perfect pair.

All Three:
We had joy, we had fun, we killed Spender in "One Son,"
Though we tried our best to reach, I guess some guys you just can't teach.
We had joy, we had fun, we killed Spender in "One Son,"
Though we tried our best to reach, I guess some guys you just can't teach.

Author: Sunseeker

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