To the tune of "Gilligan's Island"
Just sit right down and you'll see a show
A show of conspiracy
That started several years ago
With a doctor named Scully . . . with a doctor named Scully.

The assignment was to show some sense
Her partner he had none.
The two set out for Oregon
The journey had begun . . . the journey had begun.

The duo started getting close 
The X-Files were closed
If not for the persistence of this mighty pair
The lies would be ever told . . . the lies would be ever told.

Now we have a turn of fate
"Big piles of manure" we hear
There's Gilligan (that's Vince you hear) Jeff Spender, and Diana
The Intrepid Pair, the AD and CSM here for two more years.

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