"Arcadia" formerly "America," West Side Story (lyrics: Sondheim; music: Bernstein) Undercover, and they're the Petries Petries yuppy and suburban Neighbors help unload their big van Get them moved in by 6? They sure can. Undercover, break out the latex 3 couples vanished -- it's disturbing Agents are finally X-filing Hopefully cell phones will be dialing And the Shroeders smiling Gleeful Mulder joking Scully must be choking "Honeybunch"? Lucky he's not dead Scully comes back with "poopyhead." Something is strange in Arcadia People deranged in Arcadia No mailbox change in Arcadia Murders arranged in Arcadia Now we meet Gogolak (in charge) Gosh Big Mike is really durn large Shroeders dine in with the Petries Get asked hard questions and aren't pleased. Folks are scared flat in Arcadia Answers too pat in Arcadia Blood doth go splat in Arcadia Messy doormat in Arcadia Scully and Cami take a stroll Scruffy gives his leash a good pull Out of the sewer with strange goo Scully'll analyze it, too. Neatness obsessed in Arcadia Cami is stressed in Arcadia Nothing confessed in Arcadia Keen sweater sets in Arcadia (insert elaborate song & dance number involving the Falls residents, large gift baskets, whirlygigs, and the backhoe) Mulder prepares to play b-ball Win freaks out, says he will wreck all Mulder spots creature and gives chase Lawn dug up all over the place Landfill beneath that Arcadia Mike still roams free in Arcadia Monster to see in Arcadia Closet!Scully in Arcadia So there's this "tulpa" and it's trash Gives its creator a good bash Falls are so friendly, there's no doubt Mulder and Scully then move outAuthor: Bryn | Back to Filks | |