He's a sleazy bugger
He'll pull a scam on you, believe it
He was Tena's lover
I'm glad they left that off TV
Sleazy bugger
He offed his son 'cos he don't need him
He wants another
And he's just trying to make Fox see

He's a murderous conniver
Resourceful like McGyver
Better avoid him,
He's real paranoid, him!
Just when he seems pathetic
And he's slightly sympathetic
Things get stranger
He poses more danger
He talks to Mulder, and he sows more doubt there
But when it's over, the truth is still out there
A few more things we'd like to know...

He's a sleazy bugger
He'll pull a scam on you, believe it
Cassandra's lover
She should have left him in '73
Sleazy bugger
He offed his son 'cos he don't need him
He wants another
And he's just trying to make Fox see

He's the one you love to hate him
Dis and berate him
Hats off to Bill Davis!
Quite a performance he gave us
'Cos CGB Spender
Such an evil pretender
Him and Fowley, oh brother,
They deserve each other
He ditched his pals and the aliens fried 'em
Now Kersh is stuck 'cos poor Jeff copped, then died and
There's still more things we'd like to know...

He's a sleazy bugger...

--Rokken Robin, Metal Priestess
(having flashbacks to my days with a top 40 band in the 80's...::shudder::) Author: Rokken Robin

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