"New X-Files theme for Full Disclosure 
(to the tune of 'The Love Boat')"

I'm starting to think that Full Disclosure
warranted not only a new tag line, but a 
whole new theme song.  So here it is, as 
suavely crooned by CSM aka CGB:

Truth! Exciting and New!
Come to Ft. Rico
We're expecting you!

Truth-- Your dad did it for you!
When Samantha's cloned
She'll come back to you!

Full Discloooosure
It's about two fathers and one son
Full Discloooosure
Promises to tell you who's "the one."

Set a course for collusion 
Your mind on a new genome

The Truth
Life's sweetest reward
It's a pack of smokes
In a lingerie drawer!

And Scully
Won't hurt any more
We'll take care of her
Like we've done before!

It's true-- Continu-what? It's truu...uuu...uuu!

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