"The Agent From Tunisia"
(sung to the tune of Girl From Ipanema)
If you are unfamiliar with the tune, go 
here and sing along:


Tall and dark and aging and ugly
The Agent from Tunisia comes bargin'
In. When she makes her entrance the
Viewers go - eeeeewwwwwwww!

A double crossing crone, in cahoots with 
The Man with emphysema (the smokin' one)
When she tells him "I'll help you"
We all said "Boooooo!"

Why did Chris Carter create her?
Without exception we hate her!
Let's run her through a cheese grater!
Just a glance at her Bosoms of Doom
And the Punk's got his own padded room.

Tall and dark and aging and ugly
The Agent from Tunisia comes bargin'
In. Scully knows she's no good
But he doesn't see. 
Mulder just doesn't see.

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