For you
I would take a shot
Trying to win your favor
Babysitting some little snot

'Cause I love you
Though I'm boinking C.G.B.
Now that your partner's failed you
There is something you should see

CHORUS:
Here is, here is my eighteen-hour
Cotton ribbed
in pale cream - why do you scream?
Here is, here is my eighteen-hour
And your eyes look frightened, but they're open wide

This garment fits so tightly
But you seem so spaced out - you don't react
Haven't you noticed that I'm trying to seduce you?
I don't understand how I can fail to attract

CHORUS

Oh, you raving loon
There's a padded cell here, and it's just for you
In a white nightgown, barefoot and ranting
I bet you're wishing that you'd
screwed me when you could

CHORUS

Yelling in vibrato
Not listening when you ought to
but I'm here in my cotton Cross My Heart
Cut out the vibrato
behave like you ought to
And you can sneak a quickpeek at my bra
At my bra

Author: FortunateOne

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