Title:       Men In Black
Author:      Tim Scott
Email:       TScott2533@aol.com
Website:     http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Arc/1461/
Rating:      G
Category:    Song
Archive:     Yes to Gossamer, all others must ask permission
Spoilers:    None

Summary:     This won't be nearly as effective if you haven't seen 
             the musical number in Mel Brooks' "Men In Tights"

Disclaimer:  "They don't... belong to meeeeee..."
               

We're men, we're Men in Blaaaaaack.
We follow Mulder and Scully in black Pontiacs.
We're men, we're Men in Black.
We steal evidence and, when necessary, attack!
We may look like dweeeebs, 
     but watch what you say or else we'll give you a whack!
We're men, we're Men in Black,
Always prepared to cover the Project's tracks.


Insert dance number, chorus line style, as they sing:

     Burn it,
     Burn it burn it burn it,
     Burn it burn it burn it,
     Burn it burn it burn
     Burn all the evidence, just
     Burn it,
     Burn it burn it burn it,
     Burn it burn it burn it,
     Burn it burn it burn.


We're men, MANLY men, we're Men in Black.  YES!
We drive the Elders around in black cadillacs.
We're men, we're Men in Blaaaaaack.
We'll blow off your head and then never even look back.
We look like morticians,
     but watch what you say or else we'll give you a smack!
We're men, we're Men in Black,
    DEEP Black!
Always prepared to cover the Elders' backs.
     Light up!  (all flick their Zippos)
Go, lemmings, go!

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