Killer Beeeeee
(to the tune of "Killer Queen" by, well, Queen.)

It just waits for the right time, 
stinger ready 'neath her hair,
And after the kiss scene, 
there's wailing shippers everywhere --
a bio-remedy from Kruschev (or Kennedy,)
and Mulder's gonna find out where the swarm has a hive ....

Cornfields and popper - domes, 
that's where they have their homes,
Extraordinarily weird --

They're Killer Beees, been around since the fifties,
Carter uses them to tease --
Make the shippers wanna cry 
(Every time.)

Oooh, do they come from Africa?
What's up with Tunisia?
(and my mey-un)?

So they stay incognito
the Baddies built these popper-domes,
Got killer bee armies, 
And lots of nifty evil clones -- 

Gee, it sure would charm me to have an evil army,
Then again it doesn't seem like what Scully would do.

But on the other hand they're tiny (naturally),
And kind of cute and stripey,
Oh and they kill you when they sting!

They're Killer Beeees, been around since the fifties,
Carter uses them to please --
Makes noromos laugh aloud 
(Every time.)

(Frohike guitar solo)

Drop of a hat, send them out again,
let them swoop around and then,
Claiming it's a Hanta virus,
fill the whole town up with gas,

And just drive Mulder wild --- wild!
(Muahahaha!)

They're Killer Beeees, been around since the fifties,
Carter uses them to tease --
Mytharc junkies tear their hair
(Every time.)

Oooh, do they come from Africa?
Can they cause hysteria?
(Wait and see...)

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