Keep the Syndicate Satisfied 
(to the tune of "Keep the Customer Satisfied")

Gee, but it's great to be in the loop
The loop is where I wanna beeeee-eee,
I been out of the loop so long my friend,
And if you knew my crowd, 
I'm sure you wouldn't disagree

'Cause they're the same old meeeee-eeeen
Everywhere they go-wo-oh, they get slandered, libeled,
They pull tricks they didn't learn in the bible
And I'm one step ahead of the senate, two steps away from the FBI, 
Just tryin' to keep the syndicate satisfied, satisfied.

County Fireman said to me, 
"What about my men, boy?
You better get my men to safety."
"They're in trouble, boy, and now they're alien-lizard food."

'Cause they're the same old meeee-eeen!
Everywhere they go-wo-oh, they get slandered, libeled,
and I'm soooo tired, I'm oh-oh-oh so tired,
just tryin' to keep the syndicate satisfied, satisfied.

Steph.
**a little late on this thread and trying desperately to make up 
for lost time.  Humor me! (I'm still trying to come up with
lyrics for "small pale green black oil vaccine," to the tune of
 "Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine.")

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